FERNANDO Torres finally had his prayers answered but his exalted performance may have come a week too early.
Two goals, two assists and a first player-of-the-week award from the £27.5m Spaniard put Hairy Fadjeetas top of this week’s scoring charts.
A goal, assist and clean sheet from Jonny Evans and a goal and assist from Stewart Downing completed the rout.
“Typical, my team’s best showing all season comes a week early. I just hope Fernando’s form remains,” said the Fadges boss ahead of his side’s crunch quarter-final second leg against Dynamo Charlton.
Nine points separate the teams after the first leg.
Only one of the quarter-final ties looks like a foregone conclusion after Pikey Scum’s first leg demolition 49 – 16 by Headless Chickens.
Due to technical issues at Kenna HQ the latest table is only available by downloading the spreadsheet in the ‘details’ box.