ROBERTO Mancini may be critical of the performance, but Mario Balotelli certainly put a smile on the face of his Kenna manager on Saturday.
Turning his shots into more success than Gavin Henson on a morning flight to Cardiff, the maverick striker’s 12 points have lifted Polonia Forsyth to a good position in the relegation fight.
The bottom-placed club now lie just 27 points off salvation; roughly equal to two ‘troubled’ Balotelli performances.
“I’d snog Gavin, marry lovely Mario and avoid that sourpuss Roberto,” said the Polonia boss when asked how she copes with the pressure of the drop zone.
Meanwhile, Kenna HQ insist there’s still plenty to be excited about at the top of the table despite the growing inevitability of FC Testiculadew and Lokomotiv Leeds‘ first and second places.
“This morning we had a three-hour item at the board meeting about whether we should put little arrows on next season’s table graphic to indicate changing league positions. It’s all work, work, work,” said the Chairman before disappearing to the golf course for the afternoon.
This weekend sees the Cannestan Combi Cup semi final first leg.
In what’s being dubbed the Pussy Chicken derby, Hairy Fadjeetas take on Headless Chickens.
FCT play PSV Mornington in the other game. No witty derby name for that one.
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such a sports writer
i thougt at first, by just looking at the photo without reading , u are talking about a photo u took in vietnam lol….
Haha! I got the the photo from ‘spiderpudel’ on Flickr, who does lots of stuff with Lego.
Thanks for the other comment!