Immediately identify Kenna players in London clubs: Arsenal, Chelsea, Fulham, QPR, Spurs and West Ham
Arsenal
| Szczesny, W |
GK |
Wandsworth Window Lickers |
£19m |
| Gibbs, K |
DEF |
Sporting Lesbian |
£15m |
| Sagna, B |
DEF |
Pikey Scum |
£11m |
| Koscielny, L |
DEF |
Spartak Mogadishu |
£17m |
| Vermaelen, T |
DEF |
Newington Reds |
£17m |
| Squillaci, S |
DEF |
Judean Peoples’ Front |
£0.5m |
| Santos, A |
DEF |
Woking |
£2.5m |
| Rosicky, T |
MID |
Vasco De Beauvoir |
£1.5m |
| Walcott, T |
MID |
Headless Chickens |
£17m |
| Chamberlain, A |
MID |
Dynamo Charlton |
£8.5m |
| Arteta, M |
MID |
Just put Carles |
£16m |
| Cazorla, S |
MID |
Northern Monkeys |
£7.5m |
| Giroud, O |
STR |
Lokomotiv Leeds |
£6m |
| Gervinho |
STR |
Greendale Rockets |
£0.5m |
| Chamakh, M |
STR |
Hairy Fadjeetas |
£16.5m |
| Podolski, L |
STR |
FC Testicluadew |
£11m |
Chelsea
| Cech, P |
GK |
Headless Chickens |
£19m |
| Ivanovic, B |
DEF |
Lokomotiv Leeds |
£10m |
| Cahill, G |
DEF |
Pikey Scum |
£7.5m |
| Cole, A |
DEF |
Judean Peoples’ Front |
£17m |
| Terry, J |
DEF |
Northern Monkeys |
£14m |
| Luiz, D |
DEF |
FC Testicluadew |
£3m |
| Mata, J |
MID |
PSV Mornington |
£28m |
| Marin, M |
MID |
Sporting Lesbian |
£0.5m |
| Ramires |
MID |
Vasco De Beauvoir |
£12m |
| Meireles, R |
MID |
Greendale Rockets |
£6m |
| Oscar |
MID |
Dynamo Charlton |
£5.5m |
| Hazard, E |
MID |
Hairy Fadjeetas |
£26m |
| McEachran, J |
MID |
Wandsworth Window Lickers |
£9m |
| Moses, V |
MID |
Bala Rinas |
£12m |
| Lampard, F |
MID |
Piedmonte |
£16m |
| Torres, F |
STR |
Newington Reds |
£37m |
| Sturridge, D |
STR |
Just put Carles |
£20m |
Fulham
| Schwarzer, M |
GK |
Just put Carles |
£0.5m |
| Riise, J |
DEF |
Lokomotiv Leeds |
£10m |
| Senderos, P |
DEF |
PSV Mornington |
£5m |
| Riether, S |
DEF |
Spartak Mogadishu |
£0.5m |
| Hughes, A |
DEF |
Hairy Fadjeetas |
£4m |
| Hangeland, B |
DEF |
Northern Monkeys |
£11m |
| Frei, K |
MID |
FC Testicluadew |
£5.5m |
| Rodallega, H |
STR |
Judean Peoples’ Front |
£0.5m |
QPR
| Green, R |
GK |
Piedmonte |
£0.5m |
| Fabio |
DEF |
Lokomotiv Leeds |
£0.5m |
| Ferdinand, A |
DEF |
Still Don’t Know Yet |
£4m |
| Fabio |
DEF |
PSV Mornington |
£5m |
| Nelsen, R |
DEF |
Newington Reds |
£0.5m |
| Young, L |
DEF |
Dynamo Charlton |
£4m |
| Taarabt, A |
MID |
Spartak Mogadishu |
£1m |
| W-Phillips, S |
MID |
Greendale Rockets |
£6m |
| Park, J |
MID |
Northern Monkeys |
£6m |
| Cisse, D |
STR |
Bala Rinas |
£12m |
| Zamora, B |
STR |
Wandsworth Window Lickers |
£2m |
Spurs
| Friedel, B |
GK |
Northern Monkeys |
£0.5m |
| Kaboul, Y |
DEF |
Bala Rinas |
£6.5m |
| Dawson, M |
DEF |
Headless Chickens |
£6m |
| Walker, K |
DEF |
Just put Carles |
£12m |
| Assou-Ekotto, B |
DEF |
Wandsworth Window Lickers |
£7m |
| Vertonghen, J |
DEF |
FC Testicluadew |
£13m |
| Sigurdsson, G |
MID |
Lokomotiv Leeds |
£20m |
| Bale, G |
MID |
Pikey Scum |
£30m |
| Modric, L |
MID |
Spartak Mogadishu |
£1m |
| Lennon, A |
MID |
Greendale Rockets |
£8.5m |
| Parker, S |
MID |
Judean Peoples’ Front |
£0.5m |
| van der Vaart, R |
MID |
Piedmonte |
£17m |
| Dempsey, C |
MID |
Headless Chickens |
£21m |
| Dembele, M |
STR |
Newington Reds |
£2.5m |
| Defoe, J |
STR |
Hairy Fadjeetas |
£13m |
West Ham
| Jaaskelainen, J |
GK |
Bala Rinas |
£0.5m |
| Collins, J |
DEF |
Just put Carles |
£0.5m |
| Tomkins, J |
DEF |
Piedmonte |
£3m |
| O’Neil, G |
MID |
Still Don’t Know Yet |
£0.5m |
| Noble, M |
MID |
PSV Mornington |
£8m |
| Nolan, K |
MID |
Spartak Mogadishu |
£5m |
| Cole, C |
STR |
Headless Chickens |
£1.5m |
| Carroll, A |
STR |
Headless Chickens |
£1m |
Author: The chairman
Ascended to the chairmanship of the Jeff Kenna League Fantasy Football League in 2007 after co-founded the league in London in August 2005.
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