Kenna club guide – North west

Immediately identify Kenna players in north west Premier League clubs: Everton, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United and Wigan Athletic.

Everton

Howard, T	GK	Newington Reds	£8m
Baines, L	DEF	Woking	£22m
Distin, S	DEF	Northern Monkeys	£6m
Neville, P	DEF	Bala Rinas	£4m
Jagielka, P	DEF	Still Don’t Know Yet	£7.5m
Heitinga, J	DEF	PSV Mornington	£6m
Hibbert, T	DEF	Vasco De Beauvoir	£5m
Osman, L	MID	Just put Carles	£0.5m
Fellaini, M	MID	Wandsworth Window Lickers	£9m
Pienaar, S	MID	FC Testicluadew	£12m
Jelavic, N	STR	Judean Peoples’ Front	£21m

Liverpool

Reina, P	GK	Greendale Rockets	£16m
Agger, D	DEF	Bala Rinas	£15m
Skrtel, M	DEF	Newington Reds	£17m
Enrique, J	DEF	Judean Peoples’ Front	£13m
Carragher, J	DEF	Wandsworth Window Lickers	£0.5m
Johnson, G	DEF	Piedmonte	£8m
Downing, S	MID	Pikey Scum	£8m
Gerrard, S	MID	Still Don’t Know Yet	£15m
Leiva, L	MID	PSV Mornington	£0.5m
Henderson, J	MID	Just put Carles	£0.5m
Allen, J	MID	Woking	£7m
Borini, F	STR	Vasco De Beauvoir	£19m
Suarez, L	STR	Sporting Lesbian	£36m

Manchester City

Hart, J	GK	Judean Peoples’ Front	£22m
Savic, S	DEF	Bala Rinas	£10m
Zabaleta, P	DEF	Greendale Rockets	£7m
Kompany, V	DEF	Headless Chickens	£18m
Lescott, J	DEF	Hairy Fadjeetas	£12m
Richards, M	DEF	Woking	£12m
Milner, J	MID	Newington Reds	£0.5m
Silva, D	MID	Just put Carles	£32m
Nasri, S	MID	Wandsworth Window Lickers	£15m
Toure, Y	MID	FC Testicluadew	£21m
Balotelli, M	STR	Still Don’t Know Yet	£23m
Aguero, S	STR	Sporting Lesbian	£12m
Adebayor, E	STR	Pikey Scum	£0.5m
Tevez, C	STR	Dynamo Charlton	£30m
Dzeko, E	STR	Northern Monkeys	£1.5m

Manchester United

de Gea, D	GK	Pikey Scum	£19m
Ferdinand, R	DEF	Vasco De Beauvoir	£6.5m
Evra, P	DEF	Spartak Mogadishu	£15m
Jones, P	DEF	Headless Chickens	£9.5m
Vidic, N	DEF	FC Testicluadew	£13m
Rafael	DEF	Piedmonte	£2m
Kagawa, S	MID	Lokomotiv Leeds	£26m
Nani	MID	Bala Rinas	£15m
Carrick, M	MID	Dynamo Charlton	£2.5m
Valencia, A	MID	Judean Peoples’ Front	£17m
Cleverley, T	MID	Northern Monkeys	£8.5m
Young, A	MID	Wandsworth Window Lickers	£15m
Rooney, W	STR	Greendale Rockets	£38m
Welbeck, D	STR	Just put Carles	£7m
Hernandez, J	STR	Woking	£5.5m
van Persie, R	STR	Still Don’t Know Yet	£35m

Wigan Athletic

Al-Habsi, A	GK	Vasco De Beauvoir	£2.5m
Figueroa, M	DEF	Sporting Lesbian	£0.5m
Boyce, E	DEF	Pikey Scum	£0.5m
Alcaraz, A	DEF	Just put Carles	£0.5m
Miyaichi, R	MID	Newington Reds	£5.5m

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