HE TRIED his hardest to mess it up at the end, but the Sporting Lesbian manager still cruised to victory.
Looking back at May’s turkey of the month award, the Sporting boss will be keen to welcome the return of the banned Luis Suarez next season, as will every other club in the league if he stays on these shores.
Vanquished champion the FC Testiculadew manager is consoled with second place. Expect him to come back strong and remorseless.
The Newington Reds and Just Put Carles managers shared April’s manager of the month award, which means just a fiver each for them.
The sacked Woking manager may have to review his transfer policy ahead of the new campaign after picking up turkey of the month awards in the immediate aftermath of both transfer windows.
The best (prize money)
Sporting Lesbian – League champions plus August’s and November’s manager of the month (£120), also May’s turkey of the month
FC Testiculadew – League runners up plus September’s manager of the month (£50)
Judean Peoples’ Front – Third place and February’s manager of the month (£20)
Spartak Mogadishu – Canesten Combi Cup winners (£20)
Lokomotiv Leeds – January’s and March’s manager of the month (£20)
PSV Mornington – October’s manager of the month (£10), also August’s turkey of the month
Pikey Scum – December’s manager of the month (£10)
Dynamo Charlton – May’s manager of the month (£10)
Newington Reds – April’s joint manager of the month (£5)
Just Put Carles – April’s joint manager of the month (£5)
The worst
Woking – Relegated and November’s, December’s and February’s turkey of the month award
Vasco De Beauvoir – Relegated and September’s and October’s turkey of the month
Wandsworth Window Lickers – Relegated and March’s turkey of the month
Bala Rinas – January’s turkey of the month
Greendale Rockets – April’s turkey of the month
The mediocre (final league position)
Piedmonte (4th), Hairy Fadjeetas (9th), Northern Monkeys (12th), Still Don’t Know Yet (14th), Headless Chickens (16th)
A fiver! A fiver! Makes it all worthwhile. Rebuilding plans for next season started already
Have a pint on your football management skills!