THE Young Boys manager was left cursing Kenna HQ ahead of Christmas after Charlie Austin scored a hat trick during a cup week….when his side didn’t have a fixture.
Overwhelmed by such a glut of goals from the striker, the Young Boys manager had immediately taken to social media networking site Twitter on Sunday.
@andenney ‘Tis indeed
— Stix (@jeffkennaleague) December 21, 2014
Defender John Terry brought the Young Boys goal tally to four, but the festive cheer dried up at the when the manager realised his side were not playing in group/pool A.
A long-time critic of Kenna HQ’s decision to amend the cup fixtures system from head-to-head points scored in a week to head-to-head goals, the Young Boys manager was quick to vent his spleen.
@jeffkennaleague O goody, JT scored another goal for the Young Boys in cup week, when we don’t have a fixture, you’ve ruined the cup!
— Andrew Denney (@andenney) December 22, 2014
The second round of cup group/pool stages saw Young Boys slip three points behind Sporting Lesbian and Dynamo Charlton.
Dynamo face Young Boys over the Christmas weekend. Sporting opened up their lead at the top of the Kenna League after chasers Bala Rinas put in a pitiful shift.
Injuries to influential midfielders Dusan Tadic and Aaron Ramsey have seen Bala Rinas lose momentum they could never dream to maintain with a front two of Stefan Jovetic and Marouane Chamakh.
Full scores are available in The Rub.
Canesten Combi Cup – group/pool stage week two results
| 23-Dec-14 | Sporting Lesbian | 1 | 0 | Headless Chickens |
| 23-Dec-14 | Dynamo Charlton | 1 | 0 | Judean Peoples’ Front |
| 23-Dec-14 | Bala Rinas | 0 | 0 | Piedmonte |
| 23-Dec-14 | Just Put Carles | 1 | 1 | Team Panda Rules OK |
| 23-Dec-14 | Cowley Casuals | 1 | 3 | Walthamstow Reds |
| 23-Dec-14 | Hoxton Pirates | 0 | 0 | Still Don’t Know Yet |
| 23-Dec-14 | St Reatham FC | 2 | 1 | Hairy Fadjeetas |
| 23-Dec-14 | Fat Ladies | 1 | 0 | FC Testiculadew |
Canesten Combi Cup – group/pool standings
| Date | 23-Dec-14 | |||||
| Group/pool | A | |||||
| Pos | Team | Played | For | Against | Diff | Pts |
| 1 | Dynamo Charlton | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 |
| 2 | Sporting Lesbian | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 |
| 3 | Young Boys | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| 4 | Judean Peoples’ Front | 2 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 1 |
| 5 | Headless Chickens | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 0 |
| Group | B | |||||
| Pos | Team | Played | For | Against | Diff | Pts |
| 1 | Team Panda Rules OK | 2 | 3 | -1 | 2 | 4 |
| 2 | Bala Rinas | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 |
| 3 | Piedmonte | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| 4 | Just Put Carles | 2 | 1 | -2 | -1 | 1 |
| 5 | KS West Green | 1 | 0 | -2 | -2 | 0 |
| Group | C | |||||
| Pos | Team | Played | For | Against | Diff | Pts |
| 1 | Pikey Scum | 1 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 3 |
| 2 | Walthamstow Reds | 1 | 3 | -1 | 2 | 3 |
| 3 | Hoxton Pirates | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| 4 | Cowley Casuals | 2 | 1 | -3 | -2 | 1 |
| 5 | Still Don’t Know Yet | 2 | 0 | -3 | -3 | 1 |
| Group | D | |||||
| Pos | Team | Played | For | Against | Diff | Pts |
| 1 | St Reatham FC | 2 | 3 | -1 | 2 | 6 |
| 2 | Lokomotiv Leeds | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 3 |
| 3 | Fat Ladies | 2 | 1 | -1 | 0 | 3 |
| 4 | Hairy Fadjeetas | 1 | 1 | -2 | -1 | 0 |
| 5 | FC Testiculadew | 2 | 0 | -3 | -3 | 0 |
Canesten Combi Cup – this weekend’s fixtures
|
30-Dec-14 |
Young Boys |
0 |
0 |
Dynamo Charlton |
|
30-Dec-14 |
Headless Chickens |
0 |
0 |
Judean Peoples’ Front |
|
30-Dec-14 |
KS West Green |
0 |
0 |
Just Put Carles |
|
30-Dec-14 |
Piedmonte |
0 |
0 |
Team Panda Rules OK |
|
30-Dec-14 |
Pikey Scum |
0 |
0 |
Hoxton Pirates |
|
30-Dec-14 |
Walthamstow Reds |
0 |
0 |
Still Don’t Know Yet |
|
30-Dec-14 |
Lokomotiv Leeds |
0 |
0 |
Fat Ladies |
|
30-Dec-14 |
Hairy Fadjeetas |
0 |
0 |
FC Testiculadew |
Kenna table
Weekly scores
| Manager | Points | Goals | ||
| 1 | Young Boys | Denney | 39 | 4 |
| 2 | Judean People’s Front | Sholto | 35 | 0 |
| 3 | St Reatham FC | Mike | 32 | 2 |
| 4 | Sporting Lesbian | Ben M | 30 | 1 |
| 5 | Hairy Fadjeetas | Aiden | 29 | 1 |
| 6 | Just Put Carles | Carles | 29 | 1 |
| 7 | Walthamstow Reds | Dudley | 27 | 2 |
| 8 | Cowley Casuals | Stu | 26 | 1 |
| 9 | Fat Ladies | Ted | 26 | 1 |
| 10 | Pikey Scum | Jack | 23 | 0 |
| 11 | KS West Green | Stix | 23 | 0 |
| 12 | Still Don’t Know Yet | Pete | 22 | 2 |
| 13 | Piedmonte | Phil | 22 | 0 |
| 14 | FC Tescticuladew | James N | 22 | 0 |
| 15 | Lokomotiv Leeds | Ben S | 21 | 2 |
| 16 | Headless Chickens | John N | 21 | 0 |
| 17 | Team Panda Rules OK | George | 19 | 1 |
| 18 | Dynamo Charlton | Alex | 15 | 1 |
| 19 | Bala Rinas | Lewis | 12 | 0 |
| 20 | Hoxton Pirates | Abdi | 2 | 0 |
| Points | Player | |||
| Player of the week | 17 | Austin, C – QPR – STR | ||
| Club | Young Boys |
