REINFORCEMENTS for the FC Testiculadew trophy shelf are on order at B&Q as the manager looks to be the most successful ever in the Kenna League.
The chairman (Stix) remains top of Jeff’s Hall of Fame, but in a career less than half the length the FCT manager – known as the Tactical Brambler for his ingenuity at finding loopholes in league rules – has surged to second in the silverware table.
Two league and cup doubles, and a podium finish in four campaigns see the Kenna League’s answer to Lord Vader (James N) standing on the brink of unprecedented glory if he can win another title next season.
On recent form, only this year’s championship-winning manager at Sporting Lesbian (Ben M) can hope to fire a proton torpedo into the FCT Death Star. In just three seasons, the Sporting boss has won two titles.
The chairman aside, of the managers to compete in all 10 seasons of the league the Piedmonte manager (Phil) pips the Newington Reds manger (Dudley) with three podium finishes to two.
The former PSV Mornington manager (El Pons) is bottom of the trophy stats. The Catalan is the most hopeless Kenna manager of all time having been relegated twice and collecting seven Turkey of the Month awards (TOTMs).
The outgoing Hoxton Pirates manager (Abdi) was relegated for the second time this season and has 10 TOTMs, but finds himself up the table due to unlikely Canesten Combi Cup glory in May 2013.
Jeff’s Hall of Fame 2005 to 2015
The table below orders managers in the number of leagues, cups, podium finishes and Manager of the Month awards (MOTMs) they have won. Managers (campaigns entered in brackets) must have completed at least three seasons to be in Jeff’s Hall of Fame.
|
League championships |
Cup winners |
Podium finishes |
MOTMs |
Relegated |
TOTMs |
|
|
Stix (10) |
2 |
2 |
1 |
11 |
1 |
6 |
|
James N (4) |
2 |
2 |
1 |
6 |
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|
Ben M (3) |
2 |
5 |
1 |
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|
Denney (7) |
1 |
1 |
2 |
10 |
1 |
|
|
Yellboy (6) |
1 |
1 |
1 |
4 |
1 |
9 |
|
Higgin (4) |
1 |
1 |
5 |
1 |
4 |
|
|
Ted (6) |
1 |
5 |
2 |
8 |
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|
Jack (9) |
1 |
4 |
5 |
|||
|
Abdi (5) |
1 |
1 |
2 |
10 |
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|
Phil (10) |
3 |
6 |
1 |
5 |
||
|
Dudley (10) |
2 |
10 |
7 |
|||
|
Ben S (3) |
2 |
6 |
||||
|
Sholto (6) |
2 |
4 |
1 |
|||
|
Lewis (5) |
2 |
2 |
1 |
1 |
||
|
Will Y (3) |
1 |
3 |
2 |
|||
|
Helen (4) |
1 |
2 |
1 |
3 |
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|
Carles (5) |
3 |
1 |
||||
|
Seares (4) |
3 |
2 |
||||
|
Alex (4) |
2 |
|||||
|
Clare (3) |
2 |
1 |
2 |
|||
|
John N (4) |
1 |
|||||
|
Aiden (4) |
1 |
2 |
||||
|
Pete (3) |
1 |
1 |
2 |
|||
|
Mike (3) |
1 |
1 |
3 |
|||
|
El Pons (5) |
1 |
2 |
7 |
