Tom Hopper at the heart of Uncertain revenge

THE Uncertain manager has claimed his revenge on the chairman is complete after his side progressed to the Narcozep Cup knockout stage.

Uncertain clinched victory in a group B tie over the chairman’s team KS West Green in an encounter as high scoring as it was tight.

In the post-match interview at Undetermined Road, the Uncertain manager claimed this was the chairman’s just desserts for ordering the pre-dawn abduction of defender James Collins in August 2012.

“They say revenge is a dish best served cold, but it’s much better served with 13 points from Robert Huth and a Bramble player in your midfield,” scoffed the Uncertain manager, in a reference to Thai video star Tom Hopper.

The result was Uncertain’s third ‘squeaky bum time’ win of the group stage, with two other victories by just a point – Headless Chickens 18-17 and FC Testiculadew 20-19.

A whooping by Walthamstow Reds in the other game sees Uncertain progress with a -15 goal difference, the lowest of the quarter finalists.

The side will play Pikey Scum in the first round of the Narcozep knockout stage. Legs will be held on 16 February and 1 March.

League leaders Young Boys scraped through, despite concerns, to face Walthamstow Reds.

Cup holders Cowley Casuals failed to progress after losing to Thieving Magpies, who play Lokomotiv Leeds in the quarter finals.

Last season’s beaten finalists Dynamo Charlton will face Northern Monkeys.

Narcozep Cup – results

Carles	54	54	Real Threat
Young Boys	36	53	Pikey Scum
Uncertain	57	52	KS West Green
Newington Reds	47	42	Headless Chickens
Dynamo Charlton	44	25	ISIL
Lokomotiv Leeds	38	59	Team Panda
Cowley Casuals	35	52	Thieving Magpies
Judean People’s Front	37	57	Northern Monkeys

Narcozep Cup – final group standings

Narcozep Cup – quarter final fixtures

First leg – 16 February 2016
Pikey Scum v Uncertain
Young Boys v Walthamstow Reds
Dynamo Charlton v Northern Monkeys
Lokomotiv Leeds v Thieving Magpies

Second leg – 1 March 2016
Uncertain v Pikey Scum
Walthamstow Reds v Young Boys
Northern Monkeys v Dynamo Charlton
Thieving Magpies v Lokomotiv Leeds

Kenna table – week 21

Weekly scores

		Manager	Points	Goals
1	Team Panda	George	59	3
2	Bala Rinas	Lewis	58	3
3	Uncertain	Pete B	57	4
4	Northern Monkeys	Hugo	57	2
5	FC Tescticuladew	James N	55	3
6	Carles	Carles	54	4
7	Pikey Scum	Jack	53	3
8	KS West Green	Stix	52	2
9	Thieving Magpies	Phil	52	2
10	Wandsworth Network Solutions	Will	51	2
11	Newington Reds	Ben D	47	1
12	Lokomotiv Leeds	Ben S	45	2
13	Dynamo Charlton	Alex	44	0
14	Headless Chickens	John N	42	2
15	Young Boys	Andrew D	40	0
16	Judean People’s Front	Sholto	37	1
17	Cowley Casuals	Stu	35	2
18	Hairy Fadjeetas	Aiden	29	1
19	ISIL	Abdi	22	0
		Points	Player
	Player of the week	48	Shelvey, J – NEW – MID
		Club	Unsigned