Walthamstow Reds 2016/17

Dudley profile pic
English food: The Newington Reds manager

Manager: Dudley (Wolverhampton)

Twitter name@dudleyben

Since: 2005 (co founder and committee member)

Home ground: The Old Dog Track

Training facility: Banbury Reservoir

Trophy cabinet: empty

Kenna Index rating: 0.4 – 5th
2005/06 – 2nd
2006/07 – 7th
2007/08 – 4th
2008/09 – 4th
2009/10 – 3rd
2010/11 – 11th
2011/12 – 3rd
2012/13 – 11th
2013/14 – 7th
2014/15 – 8th
2015/16 – 2nd

Sympathies: Liverpool

Darts music: House of Love – East 17

Remaining budget: £9.5m (did not attend auction, average remaining budget of manager who did)

Starting XI – August auction

Courtois, T CHE £ 0.50
Matip, J LIV £ 6.00
Chilwell, B (TW1) LEI £ 1.00
Ake, N (TW1) BOU £ 4.00
Shaw, L (TW2) MUN £ 16.00
Gabriel (TW1) ARS £ 0.50
Boyd, G BUR £ 0.50
Brunt, C (TW2) WBA £ 0.50
Nasri, S (TW2) MCY £ 0.50
Afellay, I (TW2) STO £ 0.50
Lukaku, R EVE £ 32.00
£ 62.00

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (19th)

In
Barragan – Boro defender –
Martins Indi – Stoke defender –
Sissoko, M – Spurs midfielder – £0.5m
McArthur, J – Palace midfielder – £0.5m

Out
Ben Chilwell – Leicester City defender – free
Nathan Ake – Chelsea defender – free
Gabriel – Arsenal defender – free

Formation: 5-4-1
Remaining budget: £14.5m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017 (12th)

In
Yoshida, M – Southampton defender – £0.5m
Evandro – Hull midfielder – £8m
King, J – Bournemouth striker – £13m (from ISIL)

Out
Jordi Amat – Swansea defender – free
Luke Shaw – Man Utd defender – free
Khazri
Chris Brunt – West Brom midfielder – free
Samir Nasri – Sevilla midfielder – free
Ibrahim Afellay – Stoke midfielder – £2m (to Young Boys)

Formation:
Remaining budget:

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Cowley Casuals 2016/17

Stu manager pic
Buckets of potential: The Cowley Casuals manager

Manager: Stu (Wolverhampton)

Twitter name@sfinch100

Since: 2012

Home ground: Ground Zero Hours

Training facility: The Agency

Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winners 2015

Kenna Index rating: TBC
2012/13 – 17th
2013/14 – did not enter
2014/15 – 2nd
2015/16 – 12th

Sympathies: Wolves

Darts music: Menergy – Patrick Cowley

Remaining budget: £9.5m (did not attend auction, average remaining budget of manager who did)

Staring XI – August auction

Mannone, V (TW1) SUN £ 0.50
Mertesacker, P (TW1) ARS £ 0.50
Johnson, G STO £ 0.50
Fernandez, F SWA £ 0.50
Flanagan, J (TW1) BUR £ 0.50
de Bruyne, K MCY £ 33.00
Townsend, A CRY £ 9.00
Firmino, R LIV £ 0.50
Fellaini, M MUN £ 0.50
Heung-Min, S TOT £ 0.50
Remy, L (TW1) CRY £ 0.50
£ 46.50

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (13th)

In
Jordan Pickford – Sunderland goalkeeper – £0.5m
David Luiz – Chelsea defender – £0.5m
Christian Stuani – Middlesborough midfielder – £14m
Shane Long – Southampton striker – £0.5m (bought from Lokomotiv Leeds)

Out
Vito Mannone – Sunderland goalkeeper – free
Per Mertesacker – Arsenal defender – free
Jon Flanagan – Burnley defender – free
Loic Remy – Crystal Palace striker – free

Formation: 3-4-3
Remaining budget: £4m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017

No changes.

Remaining budget: £4m

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Judean Peoples’ Front 2016/17

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Cold-blooded killer: The Judean Peoples’ Front manager

Manager: Sholto (Wales)

Twitter name: @sholtoGH

Since: 2008

Home ground: Wetsuit Way

Training facility: The Island

Trophy cabinet: empty

Kenna Index rating: 0.411 – 6th
2007/08 – 11th
2009/10 – 6th
2011/12 – 9th
2012/13 – 3rd
2013/14 – 4th
2014/15 – 5th
2015/16 – 15th

Sympathies: Manchester United

Darts music: Dr Dre – Bang Bang

Starting XI – August auction

Cech, P ARS £ 14.00
Dawson, C WBA £ 6.00
Huth, R LEI £ 7.00
Otamendi, N (sold TW2) MCY £ 8.00
Zouma, K (sold TW2) CHE £ 0.50
Tadic, D SOT £ 16.00
Dembele,M TOT £ 0.50
Ramirez, G MID £ 4.00
Sturridge, D (sold TW2) LIV £ 21.00
Rooney, W (sold TW2) MUN £ 20.00
Diouf, M (sold TW2) STO £ 2.00
£ 99.00

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (10th)

No changes.

Formation: 4-3-3
Remaining budget: £1m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017 (21st)

In
Marcus Rojo – Man United defender – £12m
Pablo Zabaleta – Man City defender – £4m (from So Good They Named Him Twice)
Jack Rodwell – Sunderland midfielder – £0.5m (from Adam Johnson Fan Club)
Dieumerci Mbokani – Hull striker – £0.5m
Enner Valencia – Everton striker – £0.5m

Out
Nicolas Otamendi – Man City defender – free
Kurt Zouma – Chelsea defender – free
Daniel Sturridge – Liverpool striker – £8m (sold to Islington Sports Islam & Leisure)
Wayne Rooney – Manchester United striker – £0.5m (sold to Bala Rinas)
Mame Diouf – Stoke striker – free

Formation: 4-4-2
Remaining budget: £2m

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Pikey Scum 2016/17

Jack
Cup specialist: The Pikey Scum manager

Manager: Jack (Hampshire)

Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)

Home ground: South Hackney Caravan Park

Training facility: Any patch of grass that riles local residents

Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2008, Narcozep Cup winner 2016, Claudio Caniggia World Cup 2006 winner (under review)

Kenna Index rating: 0.564 – 12th
2005/06 – 7th
2007/08 – 8th
2008/09 – 8th
2009/10 – 7th
2010/11 – 5th
2011/12 – 7th
2012/13 – 15th
2013/14 – 5th
2014/15 – 13th
2015/16 – 6th

Sympathies: Spurs

Darts musicI’m A Pikey – Enrique Iglesias

Remaining budget: £9.5m (did not attend auction, average remaining budget of manager who did)

Starting XI – August auction

Forster, F SOT £ 7.00
Ward, J CRY £ 0.50
Ayala, D (TW1) MID £ 0.50
Djilobodji, P SUN £ 0.50
Depay, M (TW1) MUN £ 0.50
Stanislas, J BOU £ 0.50
Gundogan, I MCY £ 0.50
Feghouli, S (TW1) WHM £ 0.50
Chadli, N WBA £ 0.50
Origi, D LIV £ 0.50
Okazaki, S (TW1) LEI £ 0.50
£ 12.00

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (17th)

In
Ben Mee – Burnley defender – £4m
Curtis Davies – Hull defender – £5m
Demarai Gray – Leicester City midfielder – £0.5m
Vincent Janssen – Spurs striker – £0.5m (bought from Two Goals One Cup)

Out
Daniel Ayala – Middlesborough defender – free
Memphis Depay – Manchester United midfielder – free
Sofiane Feghouli – West Ham midfielder – free
Shinji Okazaki – Leicester City striker – free

Formation: 4-4-2
Remaining budget: £4.5m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017

No changes.

Remaining budget: £4.5m

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