Walthamstow Reds 2016/17

Dudley profile pic
English food: The Newington Reds manager

Manager: Dudley (Wolverhampton)

Twitter name@dudleyben

Since: 2005 (co founder and committee member)

Home ground: The Old Dog Track

Training facility: Banbury Reservoir

Trophy cabinet: empty

Kenna Index rating: 0.4 – 5th
2005/06 – 2nd
2006/07 – 7th
2007/08 – 4th
2008/09 – 4th
2009/10 – 3rd
2010/11 – 11th
2011/12 – 3rd
2012/13 – 11th
2013/14 – 7th
2014/15 – 8th
2015/16 – 2nd

Sympathies: Liverpool

Darts music: House of Love – East 17

Remaining budget: £9.5m (did not attend auction, average remaining budget of manager who did)

Starting XI – August auction

Courtois, T CHE £ 0.50
Matip, J LIV £ 6.00
Chilwell, B (TW1) LEI £ 1.00
Ake, N (TW1) BOU £ 4.00
Shaw, L (TW2) MUN £ 16.00
Gabriel (TW1) ARS £ 0.50
Boyd, G BUR £ 0.50
Brunt, C (TW2) WBA £ 0.50
Nasri, S (TW2) MCY £ 0.50
Afellay, I (TW2) STO £ 0.50
Lukaku, R EVE £ 32.00
£ 62.00

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (19th)

In
Barragan – Boro defender –
Martins Indi – Stoke defender –
Sissoko, M – Spurs midfielder – £0.5m
McArthur, J – Palace midfielder – £0.5m

Out
Ben Chilwell – Leicester City defender – free
Nathan Ake – Chelsea defender – free
Gabriel – Arsenal defender – free

Formation: 5-4-1
Remaining budget: £14.5m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017 (12th)

In
Yoshida, M – Southampton defender – £0.5m
Evandro – Hull midfielder – £8m
King, J – Bournemouth striker – £13m (from ISIL)

Out
Jordi Amat – Swansea defender – free
Luke Shaw – Man Utd defender – free
Khazri
Chris Brunt – West Brom midfielder – free
Samir Nasri – Sevilla midfielder – free
Ibrahim Afellay – Stoke midfielder – £2m (to Young Boys)

Formation:
Remaining budget:

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Cowley Casuals 2016/17

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Buckets of potential: The Cowley Casuals manager

Manager: Stu (Wolverhampton)

Twitter name@sfinch100

Since: 2012

Home ground: Ground Zero Hours

Training facility: The Agency

Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winners 2015

Kenna Index rating: TBC
2012/13 – 17th
2013/14 – did not enter
2014/15 – 2nd
2015/16 – 12th

Sympathies: Wolves

Darts music: Menergy – Patrick Cowley

Remaining budget: £9.5m (did not attend auction, average remaining budget of manager who did)

Staring XI – August auction

Mannone, V (TW1) SUN £ 0.50
Mertesacker, P (TW1) ARS £ 0.50
Johnson, G STO £ 0.50
Fernandez, F SWA £ 0.50
Flanagan, J (TW1) BUR £ 0.50
de Bruyne, K MCY £ 33.00
Townsend, A CRY £ 9.00
Firmino, R LIV £ 0.50
Fellaini, M MUN £ 0.50
Heung-Min, S TOT £ 0.50
Remy, L (TW1) CRY £ 0.50
£ 46.50

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (13th)

In
Jordan Pickford – Sunderland goalkeeper – £0.5m
David Luiz – Chelsea defender – £0.5m
Christian Stuani – Middlesborough midfielder – £14m
Shane Long – Southampton striker – £0.5m (bought from Lokomotiv Leeds)

Out
Vito Mannone – Sunderland goalkeeper – free
Per Mertesacker – Arsenal defender – free
Jon Flanagan – Burnley defender – free
Loic Remy – Crystal Palace striker – free

Formation: 3-4-3
Remaining budget: £4m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017

No changes.

Remaining budget: £4m

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Judean Peoples’ Front 2016/17

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Cold-blooded killer: The Judean Peoples’ Front manager

Manager: Sholto (Wales)

Twitter name: @sholtoGH

Since: 2008

Home ground: Wetsuit Way

Training facility: The Island

Trophy cabinet: empty

Kenna Index rating: 0.411 – 6th
2007/08 – 11th
2009/10 – 6th
2011/12 – 9th
2012/13 – 3rd
2013/14 – 4th
2014/15 – 5th
2015/16 – 15th

Sympathies: Manchester United

Darts music: Dr Dre – Bang Bang

Starting XI – August auction

Cech, P ARS £ 14.00
Dawson, C WBA £ 6.00
Huth, R LEI £ 7.00
Otamendi, N (sold TW2) MCY £ 8.00
Zouma, K (sold TW2) CHE £ 0.50
Tadic, D SOT £ 16.00
Dembele,M TOT £ 0.50
Ramirez, G MID £ 4.00
Sturridge, D (sold TW2) LIV £ 21.00
Rooney, W (sold TW2) MUN £ 20.00
Diouf, M (sold TW2) STO £ 2.00
£ 99.00

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (10th)

No changes.

Formation: 4-3-3
Remaining budget: £1m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017 (21st)

In
Marcus Rojo – Man United defender – £12m
Pablo Zabaleta – Man City defender – £4m (from So Good They Named Him Twice)
Jack Rodwell – Sunderland midfielder – £0.5m (from Adam Johnson Fan Club)
Dieumerci Mbokani – Hull striker – £0.5m
Enner Valencia – Everton striker – £0.5m

Out
Nicolas Otamendi – Man City defender – free
Kurt Zouma – Chelsea defender – free
Daniel Sturridge – Liverpool striker – £8m (sold to Islington Sports Islam & Leisure)
Wayne Rooney – Manchester United striker – £0.5m (sold to Bala Rinas)
Mame Diouf – Stoke striker – free

Formation: 4-4-2
Remaining budget: £2m

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Pikey Scum 2016/17

Jack
Cup specialist: The Pikey Scum manager

Manager: Jack (Hampshire)

Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)

Home ground: South Hackney Caravan Park

Training facility: Any patch of grass that riles local residents

Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2008, Narcozep Cup winner 2016, Claudio Caniggia World Cup 2006 winner (under review)

Kenna Index rating: 0.564 – 12th
2005/06 – 7th
2007/08 – 8th
2008/09 – 8th
2009/10 – 7th
2010/11 – 5th
2011/12 – 7th
2012/13 – 15th
2013/14 – 5th
2014/15 – 13th
2015/16 – 6th

Sympathies: Spurs

Darts musicI’m A Pikey – Enrique Iglesias

Remaining budget: £9.5m (did not attend auction, average remaining budget of manager who did)

Starting XI – August auction

Forster, F SOT £ 7.00
Ward, J CRY £ 0.50
Ayala, D (TW1) MID £ 0.50
Djilobodji, P SUN £ 0.50
Depay, M (TW1) MUN £ 0.50
Stanislas, J BOU £ 0.50
Gundogan, I MCY £ 0.50
Feghouli, S (TW1) WHM £ 0.50
Chadli, N WBA £ 0.50
Origi, D LIV £ 0.50
Okazaki, S (TW1) LEI £ 0.50
£ 12.00

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (17th)

In
Ben Mee – Burnley defender – £4m
Curtis Davies – Hull defender – £5m
Demarai Gray – Leicester City midfielder – £0.5m
Vincent Janssen – Spurs striker – £0.5m (bought from Two Goals One Cup)

Out
Daniel Ayala – Middlesborough defender – free
Memphis Depay – Manchester United midfielder – free
Sofiane Feghouli – West Ham midfielder – free
Shinji Okazaki – Leicester City striker – free

Formation: 4-4-2
Remaining budget: £4.5m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017

No changes.

Remaining budget: £4.5m

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Lokomotiv Leeds 2016/17

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All over my face: The Lokomotiv Leeds manager

Manager: Ben S (Leeds)

Twitter name@BenCSilver

Since: 2011

Home ground: Bellend Road

Training facility: The Train Shed

Trophy cabinet: empty

Kenna Index rating: 0.294 – 3rd
2011/12 – 2nd
2012/13 – 7th
2013/14 – 12th
2014/15 – 4th
2015/16 – 14th

Sympathies: Leeds

Darts musicBicycle Race – Queen

Starting XI – August auction

Valdes, V MID £4.00
Mustafi DEF £5.00
Shawcross, R STO £0.50
Lovren, D LIV £0.50
Willian CHE £13.00
Ayew, A WHM £12.00
Mkhitaryan, H MUN £21.00
Lamela, E TOT £10.00
Borini, F (sold TW1) SUN £2.00
Long, S (sold TW1) SOT £9.00
Wilson, C BOU £15.00
£92.00

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (18th)

In
Matthew Lowton – Burnley defender – £0.5m
Marc Albrighton – Leicester City midfielder – £4m

Out
Fabio Borini – Sunderland striker – free
Shane Long – Southampton striker – sold for £0.5m to Cowley Casuals

Formation: 4-5-1
Remaining budget: £9m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017 (17th)

In 
Marco Gabbiadini – Southampton striker – £15m

Out
Marc Albrighton – Leicester City striker – free

Formation: 4-5-1
Remaining budget: £4m

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Bala Rinas 2016/17

Lewis
Community payback: The Bala Rinas manager

Manager: Lewis (Wales)

Twitter name@jsl105

Since: 2007 (committee member – league treasurer)

Home ground: Bala Park

Training facility: Tutu Lake

Trophy cabinet: empty

Kenna Index rating: 0.47 – 7th
2007/08 – 12th (relegated)
2011/12 – 8th
2012/13 – 13th
2013/14 – 3rd
2014/15 – 3rd
2015/16 – 3rd

Sympathies: Wrexham

Darts musicC.R.E.A.M. – Wu Tang Clan

Starting XI – August auction

Mignolet, S (sold TW1) LIV £0.50
Dann, S CRY £4.00
Soares, C SOT £5.00
Ogbonna, A (sold TW2) WHM £4.00
Evans, J WBA £0.50
Bridger, M (sold TW1) HMP Kenna £16.50
Fer, L (sold TW2) SWA £4.00
Cazorla, S (sold TW2) ARS £4.00
Deeney, T WAT £16.00
Kane, H TOT £32.00
Krkic, B (sold TW1) STO £0.50
£87.00

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (4th)

In
Claudio Bravo – Manchester City goalkeeper – £0.5m
Leighton Baines – Everton defender – signed for £18m from Young Boys of Vauxhall
Ngolo Kante – Chelsea midfielder – £0.5m

Out
Simon Mignolet – Liverpool goalkeeper – free
Mark Bridger – HMP Kenna midfielder – free
Bojan Krkic – Stoke City striker – free

Formation: 5-3-2
Remaining budget: £4m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017 (10th)

In
Darren Randolph – West Ham goalkeeper – £0.5m
Luciano Narsingh – Swansea midfielder – £2m
Kamil Grosicki – Hull midfielder – £0.5m
Wayne Rooney – Man United striker – £0.5m (from Judean Peoples’ Front)

Out
Claudio Bravo – Man City goalkeeper – free
Angelo Ogbonna – West Ham defender – free
Santi Cazorla – Arsenal midfielder – free
Leroy Fer – Swansea midfielder – free

Formation: 4-4-2
Remaining budget: £10.5m

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Piss Poor 2016/17

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Sucking it in: The Piss Poor manager

Manager: John N (Yorkshire)

Since: 2011

Home ground: Guillotine Way

Training facility: The Coop

Trophy cabinet: empty

Kenna Index rating: 0.641 – 20th
2011/12 – 11th
2012/13 – 16th
2013/14 – 9th
2014/15 – 16th
2015/16 – 18th (relegated)

Sympathies: Liverpool

Darts music: Hala Madrid y nada mas

Starting XI – August auction

Stekelenburg, M EVE £5.00
Sagna, B MCY £5.00
Cresswell, A WHM £3.00
Vertonghen, J TOT £10.00
Johnson, A (TW2) HMP Kenna £21.00
Mane, S LIV £22.00
Zaha, W CRY £8.00
Ibe, J BOU £6.00
Januzaj, A SUN £4.00
Berahino, S WBA £9.00
Welbeck, D ARS £0.50
£93.50

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (16th)

No changes.

Formation: 3-5-2
Remaining budget: £6.5m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017 (20th)

In
Scott Arfield – Burnley midfielder – £0.5m

Out
Adam Johnson – HMP Kenna midfielder – free

Formation: 3-5-2
Remaining budget: £6m

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Team Panda 2016/17

George
Inbetweener: The Team Panda Rules OK manager

Manager: George (Bromley)

Since: 2013

Home ground: Bamboo Avenue

Training facility: Certain Extinction

Trophy cabinet: Empty (highest finish – 6th)

Kenna Index rating: TBC
2013/14 – 6th
2014/15 – 12th
2015/16 – 13th

Sympathies: Millwall

Darts musicTrue Love Ways – Buddy Holly

Starting XI – August auction

Hennessey, W CRY £1.00
Coleman, S EVE £11.00
Klavan, R LIV £4.00
Kompany, V MCY £8.00
Drinkwater, D LEI £5.00
Dier, E TOT £7.00
Arnautovic, M STO £15.00
Fabregas, C CHE £20.00
Gomis, B (TW1) MAR £0.50
Rashford, M MUN £5.00
Giroud, O ARS £22.00
£98.50

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (20th)

In
Hal Robson-Kanu – West Brom striker – £0.5m

Out
Bafetimbi Gomis – Marseille striker – free

Formation: 3-4-3
Remaining budget: £7m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017 (19th)

In
Saido Berahino – Stoke striker – £0.5m

Out
Hal Robson-Kanu – West Brom striker – free

Formation: 3-4-3
Remaining budget: £6.5m

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Thieving Magpies 2016/17

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England till he dies: Piedmonte manager

Manager: Phil (Wolverhampton)

Twitter name@PhillyD55

Since: 2005 (co founder)

Home ground: Tinfoil Street

Training facility: The Wheelbarrow

Trophy cabinet: empty

Kenna Index rating: 0.519 – 11th
2005/06 – 3rd
2006/07 – 2nd
2007/08 – 11th
2008/09 – 5th
2009/10 – 11th
2010/11 – 7th
2011/12 – 18th (relegated)
2012/13 – 4th
2013/14 – 2nd
2014/15 – 14th
2015/16 – 9th

Sympathies: Notts County

Darts musicThe Great Escape – the England Band

Starting XI – August auction

Vorm, M (TW1) TOT £0.50
Smalling, C MUN £9.00
Jagielka, P EVE £7.00
Francis, S BOU £5.00
Payet, D WHM £28.00
Sanchez, A ARS £29.00
Toure, Y MCY £5.00
Lallana, A (TW2) LIV £2.00
Pedro CHE £2.00
Rondon, S WBA £8.00
Vokes, S BUR £0.50
£96.00

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (2nd)

In
Eldin Jakupovic – Burnley goalkeeper – £3m

Out
Michel Vorm – Spurs goalkeeper – free

Formation: 3-5-2
Remaining budget: £6m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017 (1st)

In
Niang – Watford striker – £2m

Out
Adam Lallana – Liverpool midfielder – free

Formation: 3-4-4
Remaining budget: £14m

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Northern Monkeys 2016/17

Hugo
The Northern Monkeys manager

Manager: Hugo (Tyneside)

Twitter name: @Hugeist

Since: 2012

Home ground: Cobbled Way

Training facility: The Outhouse

Trophy cabinet: Empty

Kenna Index rating: TBC
2012/13 – 12th
2013/14 – 14th
2014/15 – did not enter
2015/16 – 10th

Sympathies: Newcastle

Darts music: Northern Calypso – Hale & Pace

Starting XI – August auction

Myhill, B WBA £0.50
Morgan, W LEI £9.00
Williams, A EVE £8.00
Stones, J MCY £11.00
Wilshere, J BOU £0.50
Alli, D TOT £23.00
Pogba, P MUN £23.00
Fischer, V MID £0.50
Carroll, A WHM £13.00
Ighalo, O WAT £9.00
Baston SWA £0.50
£98.00

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (15th)

No changes.

Formation: 3-4-3
Remaining budget: £2m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017 (16th)

No changes.

Formation: 3-4-3
Remaining budget: £2m

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