FOR the first time in history the Kenna League title race is more exciting than an American industrialist’s Moscow hotel room.
Thieving Magpies reestablished their position at the top of the table, cutting short the FC Testiculadew tenure of first place to just one week.
Many feared the FCT manager’s accession to the Kenna summit would mark the end of a competitive season but ‘Pies midfielders Pedro (15 points) and Yaya Toure (10) quickly struck back.
There was further league woe for Islington Sports Islam & Leisure, who dropped down to fourth place thanks to a surge from debutants Sleptember XI.
But the Pirates manager – a former cup winner – secured his place in the knockout phase of the Narcozep Cup.
A round of fixtures on the weekend guaranteed all the top half of the league progression, with the exception of Wandsworth Network Solutions and Burqini Pool Party.
WNS and ‘The Burqs’ will be duking it out in two weeks time to see who will avoid an unwanted playoff match to get out of group B.
Elsewhere those struggling in the league are also experiencing Narcozep squeaky bum time.
The Pikey Scum manager’s sphincter may be more resigned than others. Having completed all his cup games, he must rely on the side above him in group D losing by more than 20 points to the group leaders.
And in what situation could you imagine Young Boys being whipped by Two Goals One Cup in a haze of Narcozep?
Other than in an American industrialist’s Moscow hotel room?
Kenna League table – week 19
Full scores are available at The Rub.
Narcozep Cup – results and standings
