THIEVING Magpies are back at the top of the Kenna League after dominating the scoring this week.
Individual top scorer Alexis Sanchez notched, Yaya Toure assisted and clean sheets from Eldin Jakupovic, Phil Jagielka and Simon Francis saw ‘Pies overturn FC Testiculadew’s slender lead.
Despite a goal and assist from Eden Hazard on Monday night, the wind appears to have left FCT’s sails with injuries to key players David Silva and Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
The former double double winner was also knocked out of the Narcozep Cup in his quarter final tie with Team Panda.
“Fools!” said the Tactical Brambler to journalists who had questioned his side’s depth outside club training facility The Death Star.
“You dare to quibble the effectiveness of Calum Chambers when that pathetic earthling [the Thieving Magpies manager] has a front three of Sam Vokes, Salomon Rondon and M’Baye Niang?
“I should have you all liquidated.”
In other Narcozep Cups news, the chairman took advantage of the league’s Tuesday-morning-to-Tuesday-morning scoring week to knock fellow committee member the Walthamstow Reds manager out.
Kenna table week 33
Full scores available from The Rub.
Narcozep Cup quarter final second leg results
FC Testiculadew 22 (51) – 12 (53) Team Panda
Walthamstow Reds 19 (42) – 32 (50) AJFC
Burqini 25 (77) – 27 (50) So Good x2
Narcozep Cup semi final first leg fixtures
Cowley v Panda
AJFC v Burqini
