Manager: James N (Yorkshire)
Since: 2011
Home ground: Scrotrot Street
Training facility: The Death Star
Trophy cabinet: 2013/14 and 2011/12 league and cup double, 2014 Emerson World Cup winner
Form
2011/12 – 1st
2012/13 – 2nd
2013/14 – 1st
2014/15 – 7th
2015/16 – 8th
2016/17 – 2nd
Sympathies: Everton
Darts music: The Imperial March (Family Guy elevator remix)
What the chalkstripes in Kenna HQ speculations department are saying: The Dark Lord of the Kenna could sign eleven Titus Brambles and still be in the title race mix come April – 12/1
Second transfer window – Friday 4 October 2018
Remaining budget: £4m
| Cech, P | ARS | £ 7.00 |
| Matip, J | LIV | £3.00 |
| Fuchs, C | LEI | £0.50 |
| Rose, D | TOT | £0.50 |
| Coleman, S | EVE | £0.50 |
| Tadic, D | SOT | £9.00 |
| Arnautovic, M | WHM | £8.00 |
| Gundogan, I | MCY | £6.00 |
| Barkley, R (TW2 – from Piss Poor) | CHE | £0.50 |
| Lukaku, R | MUN | £41.00 |
| Benteke, C (TW2) | CRY | £18.00 |
| £94m |
First transfer window – Friday 6 October 2017
Remaining budget: £12.5m
Player sales: Sandro Ramirez to Judean Peoples’ Front for £0.5m
| Cech, P | ARS | £ 7.00 |
| Matip, J | LIV | £3.00 |
| Fuchs, C | LEI | £0.50 |
| Rose, D | TOT | £0.50 |
| Coleman, S | EVE | £0.50 |
| Arnautovic, M | WHM | £8.00 |
| Chadli, N | WBA | £4.00 |
| Gundogan, I | MCY | £6.00 |
| Tadic, D | SOT | £9.00 |
| Batshuayi, M | CHE | £0.50 |
| Lukaku, R | MUN | £41.00 |
| £80m |
Auction XI (3-4-3)
Remaining budget: £3m
| Cech, P | ARS | £ 7.00 |
| Matip, J | LIV | £3.00 |
| Fuchs, C | LEI | £0.50 |
| Rose, D | TOT | £0.50 |
| Tadic, D | SOT | £9.00 |
| Arnautovic, M | WHM | £8.00 |
| Chadli, N | WBA | £4.00 |
| Gundogan, I | MCY | £6.00 |
| Lukaku, R | MUN | £41.00 |
| Ramirez, S | EVE | £15.00 |
| Berahino, S | STO | £3.00 |
| £97.00 |
