NOT for the first time the Dynamo Charlton manager goes into Friday’s transfer window with the biggest budget to waggle around.
The spendthrift Surrey man takes £46.5m into the open market auction looking to fill a space vacated by Ander Herrera.
The Dynamo manager is sure to light up the window with big spending on one of the three top-scoring available players: Stephen Ward, Chris Lowe or Richarlison.
“I can’t wait,” said the Dynamo manager to media outside the club’s Stone Lake training facility.
He’s the richest of the 19 managers to claim the £10m bonus for releasing players before midday today.
Here are some some headline stats from Kenna deadline day plus all the released players and remaining budgets:
19 – managers to release players
47 – players released
£46.m – biggest manager budget (Dynamo Charlton)
£11m – smallest budget (Walthamstow Reds and Thieving Magpies)
5 – most player released by a single manager (Judean Peoples’ Front)
4 – Bramble players released
2 – managers who made no contact at all with Kenna HQ
Release players – full list
Manager | Players | Bonus | Total transfer budget |
Don’t Know Yet | Afobe, Bournemouth striker
Karius, Liverpool goalkeeper |
£10m | £15m |
Pikey Scum | Bravo, City goalkeeper
Shelvey, Newcastle midfielder |
£10m | £12m |
Piss Poor | Kolarov, Roma defender
Origi, Liverpool striker |
£10m | £43.5m |
Iniesta Fiesta | Coleman, Everton defender
Afellay, Stoke midfielder Dembele, Celtic striker Long, Southampton striker |
£10m | £23.5m |
Lokomotiv Leeds | Deeney, Watford striker
Dembele, Spurs midfielder |
£10m | £16.5m |
Burqini Pool Party | Mendy, City defender
Walcott, Arsenal midfielder |
£10m | £20.5m |
Young Boys | Nyom, West Brom defender
Ward-Prowse, Southampton midfielder Gradel, Bournemouth midfielder Dier, Spurs midfielder Benteke, Palace striker |
£10m | £24.5m |
Sporting Lesbian | Kaboul, Watford defender
Cosby, Bramble midfielder Lamela, Spurs midfielder |
£10m | £11.5m |
Sleptember XI | Llorente, Spurs striker
Diego Costa, Athletico striker Collymore, Bramble striker |
£10m | £38.5m |
Two Goals One Cup | Van Aanholt, Palace defender
Clancy, Bramble striker |
£10m | £16.5m |
Judean Peoples’ Front | Vorm, Spurs goalkeeper
Huth, Leicester defender Johnson, Stoke defender Lennon, Everton midfielder Perez, Deportivo striker |
£10m | £21.5m |
Cowley Casuals | Lindelhof, Man U defender
Gayle, Newcastle striker |
£10m | £25.5m |
Thieving Magpies | Mirallas, Everton midfielder | £10m | £11m |
Walthamstow Reds | Fonte, West Ham defender
Batshuayi, Chelsea striker |
£10m | £11m |
Wandsworth Network Solutions | Mertesacker, Arsenal defender | £10m | £21.5m |
Dynamo Charlton | Herrera, Man United midfielder | £10m | £46.5m |
ISIL | Robertson, Liverpool defender
Huxtable, Bramble striker Murray, Brighton striker |
£10m | £26.5m |
FC Testiculadew | Sandro Ramirez, Everton striker | £10m | £13m |
Adam Johnson FC | Heaton, Burnley goalkeeper
Clyne, Liverpool defender Drinkwater, Chelsea midfielder Lookman, Everton striker |
£10m | £19.5m |
Bala Rinas | No release | £10m | £21.5m |
Puncheon the Bony Kante | No release, no contact | 0 | £11.5m |
So Good They Named Him Twice | No release, no contact | 0 | £11.5m |