YOUNG Boys were back on top of the table this week as The Most Competitive Ever Kenna Season continues apace.
Alexandre Lacazette’s goal brought mixed emotions for the vice chairman, who was watching proceedings on Sunday afternoon with the chairman in the Tottenham Beehive.
Human rights groups are on high alert as the Hairy Fadjeetas manager, who was given a reprieve by United Arab Emirates state security last week, slipped into second place.
Both Fadges and Young Boys find themselves up against each other in Group D of this season’s Krakow Cup competition, which kicks off this weekend.
Last year’s cup ‘winners‘ find themselves in Group A.
Kenna HQ has announced a new Euro 2016-style group draw, with all 24 teams in this year’s league competing for places in the last 16.
After playing each other once, the top two teams from each group qualify for the next stage of the tournament.
The six third-placed teams will be pitted against each other, with the top four of those also going through.
It sounded complicated in the summer of 2016, and it still sounds complicated now. Here’s how it works.
Group A
Piss Poor
Craving Cottaging
Walthamstow Reds
Pirates
Group B
Clotted Cream First
Daggers
Thieving Magpies
FC Testiculadew
Group C
Fat Ladies
Don’t Know Yet
Tottenham Network Solutions
Test Team, Please Ignore
Group D
Hairy Fadjeetas
Young Boys
Pikey Scum
Dynamo Charlton
Group E
Mo Me The Mane
Cowley Casuals
Dulwich Red Sox
Chairman’s XI
Group F
Lokomotiv Leeds
Judean Peoples’ Front
Bala Rinas
Sporting Lesbian
Schedule
Group games