August 2021 – Page 2 – The Jeff Kenna League

Dagger’n’Redbridge 2021/22

Since: 2018

Trophy cabinet: Empty

Form
2018/19 – 24th (relegated)
2019/20 – 6th
2020/21 – 19th (relegated)

Sympathies: QPR

Auction XI

Auction attendance: ~~in the pub~~ / ~~absent, silent bidder~~ / absent, complete autofill

GK	Martin Dúbravka	NEW	£ 0.50
DEF	James Tarkowski	BUR	£ 0.50
DEF	Max Aarons	NOR	£ 0.50
DEF	Jack Stephens	SOU	£ 0.50
DEF	Davinson Sánchez	TOT	£ 0.50
MID	N’Golo Kanté	CHE	£ 0.50
MID	Fred	MUN	£ 0.50
MID	John McGinn	AVA	£ 0.50
MID	Abdoulaye Doucouré	EVE	£ 0.50
STR	Diogo Jota	LIV	£ 0.50
STR	Eddie Nketiah	ARS	£ 0.50
			£ 5.50

Judean Peoples’ Front 2021/22

Anders Breivik — The Judean Peoples’ Front manager

Since: 2008

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2007/08 – 11th
2009/10 – 6th
2011/12 – 9th
2012/13 – 3rd
2013/14 – 4th
2014/15 – 5th
2015/16 – 15th
2016/17 – 20th (relegated)
2017/18 – 17th
2018/19 – 21st
2019/20 – 20th (relegated)
2020/21 – 20th (relegated)

Sympathies: Manchester United

Auction XI

Auction attendance: ~~in the pub~~ / ~~absent, silent bidder~~ / absent, complete autofill

GK	Ederson	MCI	£ 0.50
DEF	Joe Gomez	LIV	£ 0.50
DEF	Andreas Christensen	CHE	£ 0.50
DEF	Jannik Vestergaard	SOU	£ 0.50
DEF	Angelo Ogbonna	WHU	£ 0.50
MID	Sergi Canós	BRE	£ 0.50
MID	Thomas Partey	ARS	£ 0.50
MID	Anwar El Ghazi	AVA	£ 0.50
MID	Wilfred Ndidi	LEI	£ 0.50
STR	Jay Rodriguez	BUR	£ 0.50
STR	Danny Welbeck	BHA	£ 0.50
			£ 5.50

Barry Town 2021/22

Since: 2018

Trophy cabinet: Empty

Form
2018/19 – 12th
2019/20 – 4th
2020/21 – 6th

Sympathies: Liverpool

Auction XI

Auction attendance: ~~in the pub~~ / absent, silent bidder / ~~absent, complete autofill~~

GK	Kasper Schmeichel	LEI	£ 16.00
DEF	Trent Alexander-Arnold	LIV	£ 25.00
DEF	Willy Boly	WOL	£ 0.50
DEF	Héctor Bellerín	ARS	£ 0.50
DEF	Ashley Young	AVA	£ 0.50
MID	Mason Mount	CHE	£ 29.00
MID	Lucas Moura	TOT	£ 0.50
MID	Eberechi Eze	CRY	£ 0.50
MID	Ashley Westwood	BUR	£ 0.50
STR	Gabriel Jesus	MCI	£ 0.50
STR	Joelinton	NEW	£ 0.50
			£ 74.00

Thieving Magpies 2021/22

Since: 2005 (co founder)

Trophy cabinet: 2016/17 league winner

Form
2005/06 – 3rd
2006/07 – 2nd
2007/08 – 11th
2008/09 – 5th
2009/10 – 11th
2010/11 – 7th
2011/12 – 18th (relegated)
2012/13 – 4th
2013/14 – 2nd
2014/15 – 14th
2015/16 – 9th
2016/17 – 1st
2017/18 – 9th
2018/19 – 5th
2019/20 – 16th
2020/21 – 9th

Sympathies: Notts County

Auction XI

Auction attendance: ~~in the pub~~ / ~~absent, silent bidder~~ / absent, complete autofill

GK	Wayne Hennessey	BUR	£ 0.50
DEF	Alex Telles	MUN	£ 0.50
DEF	Matthew Cash	AVA	£ 0.50
DEF	Nathan Aké	MCI	£ 0.50
DEF	Jan Bednarek	SOU	£ 0.50
MID	Hakim Ziyech	CHE	£ 0.50
MID	Saïd Benrahma	WHU	£ 0.50
MID	Alex Iwobi	EVE	£ 0.50
MID	Josh Dasilva	BRE	£ 0.50
STR	Roberto Firmino	LIV	£ 0.50
STR	João Pedro	WAT	£ 0.50
			£ 5.50

Cuddington Reverse Cowboys 2021/22

Badger — The Cuddington Reverse Cowboys manager

Since: 2010

Trophy cabinet: Empty (highest league position – 8th in 2010/11)

Kenna Index rating: N/A
2010/11 – 8th
2012/13 – 19th (relegated)
2015/16 – 7th
2016/17 – 10th
2017/18 – 13th
2018/19 – 15th
2019/20 – 19th (relegated)
2020/21 – 12th

Sympathies: Kidderminster Harriers

Auction XI

Auction attendance: ~~in the pub~~ / absent, silent bidder / ~~absent, complete autofill~~

GK	Vicente Guaita	CRY	£ 0.50
DEF	Kyle Walker	MCI	£ 11.00
DEF	Sergio Reguilón	TOT	£ 0.50
DEF	Romain Saïss	WOL	£ 0.50
DEF	Kyle Walker-Peters	SOU	£ 0.50
MID	Gylfi Sigurdsson	EVE	£ 0.50
MID	Stuart Dallas	LEE	£ 0.50
MID	Fabinho	LIV	£ 0.50
MID	Marcus Rashford	MUN	£ 30.00
STR	Tammy Abraham	CHE	£ 0.50
STR	Jamie Vardy	LEI	£ 30.00
			£ 75.00

Craft Beer Wankers 2021/22

Since: 2010

Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2012/13

Form
2010/11 – 14th
2011/12 – 5th
2012/13 – 8th
2013/14 – 21st (relegated)
2014/15 – 20th (relegated)
2015/16 – 16th
2016/17 – 5th
2017/18 – 18th
2018/19 – 20th (relegated)
2019/20 – 22nd (relegated)
2020/21 – 17th

Sympathies: Arsenal

Auction XI

Auction attendance: ~~in the pub~~ / absent, silent bidder / ~~absent, complete autofill~~

GK	Jordan Pickford	EVE	£ 0.50
DEF	Victor Lindelöf	MUN	£ 0.50
DEF	Çaglar Söyüncü	LEI	£ 0.50
DEF	Luke Ayling	LEE	£ 0.50
DEF	Ben Davies	TOT	£ 0.50
MID	Bukayo Saka	ARS	£ 20.00
MID	Riyad Mahrez	MCI	£ 0.50
MID	Ryan Fraser	NEW	£ 0.50
MID	Callum Hudson-Odoi	CHE	£ 0.50
STR	Ivan Toney	BRE	£ 16.00
STR	Ollie Watkins	AVA	£ 18.00
			£ 58.00

Molesey Massive 2021/22

Since: 2021

Trophy cabinet: Empty

Form
Debut season

Sympathies: Luton Town

Auction XI

Auction attendance: in the pub / ~~absent, silent bidder~~ / ~~absent, complete autofill~~

GK	Fabianski	WHU	0.5
DF	Laporte	MCY	0.5
DF	Shaw	MUN	0.5
DF	Semedo	WLV	6
DF	Targett	AVL	0.5
MF	Salah	LIV	42
MF	Son	TOT	31
MF	Ayoze P	LEi	0.5
MF	Pulisic	CHE	0.5
ST	Pukki	NOR	3
ST	Lacazette	ARS	0.5
		Total	£85.5m

Dynamo Charlton 2021/22

Since: 2011

Trophy cabinet: Champions 2019/20, Olisadebe Euro 2012 winner

Form
2011/12 – 6th
2012/13 – 6th
2013/14 – 12th
2014/15 – 15th
2015/16 – 4th
2016/17 – 15th
2017/18 – 10th
2018/19 – 18th
2019/20 – 1st
2020/21 – 11th

Sympathies: Charlton Athletic

Auction XI

Auction attendance: in the pub / ~~absent, silent bidder~~ / ~~absent, complete autofill~~

GK	Jose Sa	WLV	0.5
DF	Wan-Bissaka	MUN	5
DF	Dunk	BRI	5
DF	White B	ARS	8
DF	Coufal	WHU	0.5
MF	Foden	MCY	8
MF	Maddison	LEI	9
MF	Mane	LIV	30
MF	Saar	WAT	0.5
ST	Werner	CHE	7
ST	Wilson	NEW	3
		Total	£76.5m

Clotted Cream First 2021/22

Bungle — The Clotted Cream First manager

Since: 2018

Trophy cabinet: Cup winners 2019 and 2020

Form
2018/19 – 6th
2019/20 – 12th
2020/21 – 5th

Sympathies: Exeter City

Auction XI

Auction attendance: in the pub / ~~absent, silent bidder~~ / ~~absent, complete autofill~~

GK	Mendy	CHE	0.5
DF	Mee	BUR	0.5
DF	Mings	AVl	0.5
DF	Coleman	EVE	0.5
DF	Cresswell	WHU	4
MF	Raphinia	LEE	24
MF	Bruno F	MUN	22
MF	Tielemens	LEI	9
MF	Traore	WLV	0.5
ST	Kane	TOT	7
ST	Torres F	MCY	6
		Total	£74.5m

FC Testiculadew 2021/22

Since: 2011

Trophy cabinet: 2013/14 and 2011/12 league and cup double, 2014 Emerson World Cup winner

Form
2011/12 – 1st
2012/13 – 2nd
2013/14 – 1st
2014/15 – 7th
2015/16 – 8th
2016/17 – 2nd
2017/18 – 14th
2018/19 – 17th
2019/20 – 10th
2020/21 – 4th

Sympathies: Everton

Auction XI

Auction attendance: in the pub / ~~absent, silent bidder~~ / ~~absent, complete autofill~~

GK	Martinez	AVL	5
DF	Maguire	MUN	5
DF	Chilwell	CHE	9
DF	Romero	TOT	5
DF	Konate	LIV	0.5
MF	Sterling	MCY	13
MF	Zaha	CRY	7
MF	Bowen	WHY	0.5
MF	JWP	SOT	10
ST	DCL	EVE	12
ST	Auba	ARS	19
		Total	£86m