Somertown Reds 2021/22

Ted Hankey
The Walthamstow Reds manager

Since: 2005 (co founder and committee member)

Trophy cabinet: Champions 2018/19, Krakow Cup 2018

Form
2005/06 – 2nd
2006/07 – 7th
2007/08 – 4th
2008/09 – 4th
2009/10 – 3rd
2010/11 – 11th
2011/12 – 3rd
2012/13 – 11th
2013/14 – 7th
2014/15 – 8th
2015/16 – 2nd
2016/17 – 11th
2017/18 – 6th
2018/19 – 1st
2019/20 – 18th
2020/21 – 13th

Sympathies: Liverpool

Auction XI

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GKHugo LlorisTOT£                   0.50
DEFAndrew RobertsonLIV£                24.00
DEFBen GodfreyEVE£                   0.50
DEFCésar AzpilicuetaCHE£                   0.50
DEFJoão CanceloMCI£                   0.50
MIDHarvey BarnesLEI£                14.00
MIDDwight McNeilBUR£                10.00
MIDNicolas PépéARS£                   5.00
MIDRúben NevesWOL£                   0.50
STRDanny IngsAVA£                30.00
STRChristian BentekeCRY£                   0.50
  £                86.00
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Lokomotiv Leeds 2021/22

Gael Clichy
The Lokomotiv Leeds manager

Since: 2011

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2011/12 – 2nd
2012/13 – 7th
2013/14 – 12th
2014/15 – 4th
2015/16 – 14th
2016/17 – 17th
2017/18 – 4th
2018/19 – 17th
2019/20 – 7th
2020/21 – 16th

Sympathies: Leeds

Auction XI

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GKIllan MeslierLEE£                   0.50
DEFPatrick van AanholtCRY£                   0.50
DEFJoel MatipLIV£                   0.50
DEFRob HoldingARS£                   0.50
DEFJoël VeltmanBHA£                   0.50
MIDKai HavertzCHE£                23.00
MIDRodriMCI£                   0.50
MIDSteven BergwijnTOT£                   0.50
MIDAllan Saint-MaximinNEW£                   0.50
STRKelechi IheanachoLEI£                21.00
STRAnthony MartialMUN£                   0.50
  £                48.50
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Hairy Fadjeetas 2021/22

Tony Livesey
The Hairy Fadjeetas manager

Since: 2011

Trophy cabinet:
2021 Covid Cup winner

Form
2011/12 – 15th
2012/13 – 9th
2013/14 – 13th
2014/15 – 10th
2015/16 – 17th (relegated)
2016/17 – 3rd
2017/18 – 8th
2018/19 – 2nd
2019/20 – 13th
2020/21 – 14th

Sympathies: Sheffield Wednesday

Auction XI

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GKDavid de GeaMUN£                   0.50
DEFRyan BertrandLEI£                   0.50
DEFGabriel MagalhãesARS£                   0.50
DEFCharlie TaylorBUR£                   0.50
DEFMason HolgateEVE£                   0.50
MIDIlkay GündoganMCI£                   0.50
MIDTanguy NdombeleTOT£                   0.50
MIDNathan RedmondSOU£                   0.50
MIDMathias JensenBRE£                   0.50
STRRomelu LukakuCHE£                25.00
STRRodrigoLEE£                   0.50
  £                30.00
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Test Team (Please Ignore) 2021/22

The Test Team (please ignore) manager

Since: 2016

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2016/17 – 6th
2017/18 – 21st
2018/19 – 14th
2019/20 – 2nd
2020/21 – 8th

Sympathies: Manchester United

Auction XI

Auction attendance: in the pub / absent, silent bidder / absent, complete autofill

GKKepa ArrizabalagaCHE£                   0.50
DEFLucas DigneEVE£                 17.00
DEFSerge AurierTOT£                   0.50
DEFOleksandr ZinchenkoMCI£                   0.50
DEFGary CahillCRY£                   0.50
MIDLeon BaileyAVA£                   0.50
MIDMiguel AlmirónNEW£                   0.50
MIDKalvin PhillipsLEE£                   0.50
MIDMason GreenwoodMUN£                21.00
STRNeal MaupayBHA£                   0.50
STRPatson DakaLEI£                   0.50
  £                42.50
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Piss Poor 2021/22

Putin
The Piss Poor manager

Since: 2011

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2011/12 – 11th
2012/13 – 16th
2013/14 – 9th
2014/15 – 16th
2015/16 – 18th (relegated)
2016/17 – 21st (relegated)
2017/18 – 11th
2018/19 – 21st (relegated)
2020/21 – 3rd

Sympathies: Liverpool

Auction XI

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GKNick PopeBUR£                   0.50
DEFTariq LampteyBHA£                   0.50
DEFThiago SilvaCHE£                   0.50
DEFVaraneMUN£                   0.50
DEFRicardo PereiraLEI£                   0.50
MIDKevin De BruyneMCI£                36.00
MIDBertrand TraoréAVA£                   0.50
MIDPedro NetoWOL£                   0.50
MIDAinsley Maitland-NilesARS£                   0.50
STRPatrick BamfordLEE£                15.00
STRRicharlisonEVE£                  6.00
  £                61.00
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Pikey Scum 2021/22

Dave Hedgehog
The Pikey Scum manager

Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)

Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2008, Narcozep Cup winner 2016, Kenna League champions 2017/18, Claudio Caniggia World Cup 2006 winner (under review), Dmitri Kharine 2018 World Cup 2018 winner

Form
2005/06 – 7th
2007/08 – 8th
2008/09 – 8th
2009/10 – 7th
2010/11 – 5th
2011/12 – 7th
2012/13 – 15th
2013/14 – 5th
2014/15 – 13th
2015/16 – 6th
2016/17 – 18th
2017/18 – 1st
2018/19 – 8th
2019/20 – 11th
2020/21 – 2nd

Sympathies: Spurs

Auction XI

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GKRobert SánchezBHA£                   7.00
DEFRúben DiasMCI£                25.00
DEFAntonio RüdigerCHE£                   0.50
DEFConor CoadyWOL£                   0.50
DEFJames JustinLEI£                   0.50
MIDGiovani Lo CelsoTOT£                  6.00
MIDPaul PogbaMUN£                23.00
MIDWillianARS£                   0.50
MIDDemarai GrayEVE£                   0.50
STRWesleyAVA£                   0.50
STRBryan MbeumoBRE£                   0.50
  £                64.50
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Young Boys 2021/22

Vincent Tabak
The Young Boys manager

Since: 2007

Trophy cabinet: Champions 2010/11 and 2015/16, Canesten Combi Cup winners 2008/09

Form
2007/08 – 5th
2008/09 – 3rd (cup winners)
2009/10 – 2nd
2010/11 – 1st (champions)
2011/12 – 4th
2013/14 – 16th
2014/15 – 6th
2015/16 – 1st (champions)
2016/17 – 12th
2017/18 – 12th
2018/19 – 9th
2019/20 – 9th
2020/21 – 18th (relegated)

Auction XI

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GKAlphonse AreolaWHU£                   0.50
DEFBenjamin MendyMCI£                   0.50
DEFKurt ZoumaCHE£                   0.50
DEFKonstantinos TsimikasLIV£                   0.50
DEFDan BurnBHA£                   0.50
MIDJames RodríguezEVE£                   0.50
MIDJesse LingardMUN£                   0.50
MIDGabriel MartinelliARS£                   0.50
MIDBryan GilTOT£                   0.50
STRAshley BarnesBUR£                   0.50
STRJordan AyewCRY£                   0.50
  £                   5.50
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Dagger’n’Redbridge 2021/22

Ben Kingsley
The Daggers manager

Since: 2018

Trophy cabinet: Empty

Form
2018/19 – 24th (relegated)
2019/20 – 6th
2020/21 – 19th (relegated)

Sympathies: QPR

Auction XI

Auction attendance: in the pubabsent, silent bidder / absent, complete autofill

GKMartin DúbravkaNEW£                   0.50
DEFJames TarkowskiBUR£                   0.50
DEFMax AaronsNOR£                   0.50
DEFJack StephensSOU£                   0.50
DEFDavinson SánchezTOT£                   0.50
MIDN’Golo KantéCHE£                   0.50
MIDFredMUN£                   0.50
MIDJohn McGinnAVA£                   0.50
MIDAbdoulaye DoucouréEVE£                   0.50
STRDiogo JotaLIV£                   0.50
STREddie NketiahARS£                   0.50
  £                   5.50
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Judean Peoples’ Front 2021/22

Anders Breivik
The Judean Peoples’ Front manager

Since: 2008

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2007/08 – 11th
2009/10 – 6th
2011/12 – 9th
2012/13 – 3rd
2013/14 – 4th
2014/15 – 5th
2015/16 – 15th
2016/17 – 20th (relegated)
2017/18 – 17th
2018/19 – 21st
2019/20 – 20th (relegated)
2020/21 – 20th (relegated)

Sympathies: Manchester United

Auction XI

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GKEdersonMCI£                   0.50
DEFJoe GomezLIV£                   0.50
DEFAndreas ChristensenCHE£                   0.50
DEFJannik VestergaardSOU£                   0.50
DEFAngelo OgbonnaWHU£                   0.50
MIDSergi CanósBRE£                   0.50
MIDThomas ParteyARS£                   0.50
MIDAnwar El GhaziAVA£                   0.50
MIDWilfred NdidiLEI£                   0.50
STRJay RodriguezBUR£                   0.50
STRDanny WelbeckBHA£                   0.50
  £                   5.50
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Barry Town 2021/22

The Barry Town manager

Since: 2018

Trophy cabinet: Empty

Form
2018/19 – 12th
2019/20 – 4th
2020/21 – 6th

Sympathies: Liverpool

Auction XI

Auction attendance: in the pub / absent, silent bidder / absent, complete autofill

GKKasper SchmeichelLEI£                16.00
DEFTrent Alexander-ArnoldLIV£                25.00
DEFWilly BolyWOL£                   0.50
DEFHéctor BellerínARS£                   0.50
DEFAshley YoungAVA£                   0.50
MIDMason MountCHE£                29.00
MIDLucas MouraTOT£                   0.50
MIDEberechi EzeCRY£                   0.50
MIDAshley WestwoodBUR£                   0.50
STRGabriel JesusMCI£                   0.50
STRJoelintonNEW£                   0.50
  £                74.00
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