Ping pong praise for league integrity

MANAGERS have come out in universal admiration of the Kenna chairman’s probity after he admitted to an error that lost him star striker Sergio Aguero, according to the chairman.

Plaudits flowed in club press conferences following news last week the chairman’s side KS West Green would start every game for the rest of the season with disgraced former weatherman Fred Talbot up front.

The Young Boys manager was an unlikely candidate to lead the praise.

“He phoned the day after the announcement to personally congratulate me on my integrity,” said the chairman. “It was nice of him to take time out from his busy table tennis schedule in Bangkok.”

The managers of Still Don’t Know Yet, Hairy Fadjeetas and Walthamstow Reds were also fulsome in their recognition of the chairman’s decision to come clean about the Aguero Bramble, read a league press release.

No managers were available for comment.

In Canesten Combi Cup, the last 16 draw will be broadcast live on Twitter from a pub this Friday lunchtime.

All the latest scores and tables are available from The Rub.

Kenna table – week 25 of 37

Weekly scores

		Manager	Points	Goals
1	Lokomotiv Leeds	Ben S	36	3
2	Judean People’s Front	Sholto	34	2
3	Young Boys	Denney	31	2
4	Headless Chickens	John N	27	1
5	Hairy Fadjeetas	Aiden	27	0
6	Bala Rinas	Lewis	26	1
7	Cowley Casuals	Stu	26	0
8	Still Don’t Know Yet	Pete	23	1
9	Walthamstow Reds	Dudley	21	1
10	Sporting Lesbian	Ben M	21	1
11	Pikey Scum	Jack	21	0
12	Dynamo Charlton	Alex	20	2
13	FC Tescticuladew	James N	20	1
14	Fat Ladies	Ted	20	0
15	Just Put Carles	Carles	20	0
16	St Reatham FC	Mike	18	0
17	Piedmonte	Phil	18	0
18	KS West Green	Stix	17	1
19	Team Panda Rules OK	George	15	1
20	Hoxton Pirates	Abdi	3	0
		Points	Player
	Player of the week	15	Silva, D – MCY – MID
		Club	Lokomotiv Leeds