THE Bala Rinas manager has been arrested on suspicion of sabotaging the David De Gea deal.
Wearing black balaclava, action jacket, combat trousers and toy night vision goggles, the Bala Rinas manager, who is also Kenna League treasurer, was stopped by security trying to sneak out of Fifa’s Zurich HQ with a pair of wire cutters.
Twenty minutes of interrogation and fondue in a Swiss police station were enough to break down the Bala manager, who admitted to subverting the deal in an attempt to keep the Spanish goalkeeper in with a chance of Kenna appearances.
The treasurer remains in cantonal police custody, where he was informed of his rights and his defender Jolean Lescott’s move from West Brom to Aston Villa.
The Walthamstow Reds boss was left light up top as a transfer failed to materialise for speculative auction signing Charlie Austin.
Reds must scrape through to the October window with just Bojan in attack, who is yet to enter the field of play this season. It’s unlikely the manager will recuperate the £13m paid for Austin. Or indeed the £2m for Bojan.
Elsewhere, Just Put Carles are now without the services of American midfielder Bradley Johnson.
The only winners this August were the Young Boys manager, whose canny snaffling of Pedro helped the side to second in the table, and the Dynamo Charlton manager who collects the campaign’s first Manager of the Month award.
Kenna table – week 4
Weekly scores
| Manager | Points | Goals | ||
| 1 | Bala Rinas | Lewis | 47 | 2 |
| 2 | FC Tescticuladew | James N | 42 | 4 |
| 3 | Young Boys | Andrew D | 38 | 2 |
| 4 | Dynamo Charlton | Alex | 36 | 0 |
| 5 | Thieving Magpies | Phil | 35 | 2 |
| 6 | Northern Monkeys | Hugo | 35 | 0 |
| 7 | Team Panda | George | 29 | 0 |
| 8 | Newington Reds | Ben D | 27 | 0 |
| 9 | Cowley Casuals | Stu | 25 | 0 |
| 10 | Pikey Scum | Jack | 24 | 0 |
| 11 | Headless Chickens | John N | 24 | 0 |
| 12 | Carles | Carles | 23 | 0 |
| 13 | ISIL | Abdi | 19 | 0 |
| 14 | Lokomotiv Leeds | Ben S | 18 | 1 |
| 15 | Judean People’s Front | Sholto | 18 | 0 |
| 16 | KS West Green | Stix | 15 | 1 |
| 17 | Uncertain | Pete B | 13 | 0 |
| 18 | Wandsworth Network Solutions | Will | 11 | 1 |
| 19 | Hairy Fadjeetas | Aiden | 10 | 1 |
| Points | Player | |||
| Player of the week | 12 | Sinclair, S – AVL – MID | ||
| Club | FC Tescticuladew |
