DYNAMO Charlton are thought to be lining up a £50m bid Anthony Martial at tomorrow’s Kenna transfer window, it emerged tonight.
Having waved ‘cheerio’ to global brand Jermaine Defoe, the Dynamo manager is unhindered by the Titus Bramble ruling and any rival with a war chest to challenge his own.
The stage is set for Dynamo Charlton to make shorter work of the season’s first transfer window than a cartoon superhero calling upon ‘speed of the puma’ to punch the Spaniard (pictured).
Nearly 50 points off leaders Young Boys, Dynamo have been desperate for goals and snaffling Martial will put the manager firmly in the chase for his debut league title.
The Young Boys manager released just one player, John Terry, who is officially Bramble-tied with Pedro and unofficially still in the doghouse for making an indecent proposal to the Catalan winger’s wife.
The YB boss will join many others in the hunt for one of Craig Cathcart, Allan Nyom and Sebastian Prodl, all of whom has made an overachieving start to the campaign.
Striker Jamie Vardy, midfielder Cheikhou Kouyate and defender Craig Dawson are also among targets likely to attract ludicrously overinflated bids when the league gathers in the Rugby Tavern, Bloomsbury from 6.30pm.
A total of 14 managers claimed the full £10m transfer window bonus by posting their released players to Kenna HQ by Wednesday’s deadline. Two sides claimed the £5m boon for a digital communication to administrators.
The managers of Just Put Carles, Judean Peoples’ Front and Uncertain all failed to interact at all with Kenna HQ. Only by releasing a one permitted wildcard player can they hope to do any business tomorrow.
Remaining budgets and available players were published tonight exclusively on KennaLeague.com.
Remaining budgets
| Team | Manager | Budget (£m) | Bonus (£m) | Total (£m) |
| Dynamo Charlton | Alex | 40.5 | 10 | 50.5 |
| Cowley Casuals | Stu | 33.5 | 10 | 43.5 |
| Hairy Fadjeetas | Aiden | 31 | 10 | 41 |
| Uncertain | Pete | 35 | 0 | 35 |
| Northern Monkeys | Hugo | 20.5 | 10 | 30.5 |
| Pikey Scum | Jack | 19.5 | 10 | 29.5 |
| Lokomotiv Leeds | Ben S | 16 | 10 | 26 |
| Wandsworth Network Solutions | Will | 16 | 10 | 26 |
| ISIL | Abdi | 16 | 10 | 26 |
| Thieving Magpies | Phil | 11.5 | 10 | 21.5 |
| Team Panda | George | 16 | 5 | 21 |
| KS West Green | Stix | 9 | 10 | 19 |
| Walthamstow Reds | Dudley | 9 | 10 | 19 |
| Bala Rinas | Lewis | 5 | 10 | 15 |
| FC Testiculadew | James N | 4.5 | 10 | 14.5 |
| Headless Chickens | John N | 8.5 | 5 | 13.5 |
| Young Boys | Denney | 1 | 10 | 11 |
| Judean Peoples’ Front | Sholto | 9.5 | 0 | 9.5 |
| Just Put Carles | Carles | 4 | 0 | 4 |
Player list (spreadsheet available here)
| Player | POS | Team | Total Goals | Total Points | Team | Status |
| Mahrez, R | MID | LEI | 5 | 50 | Young Boys | |
| Vardy, J | STR | LEI | 6 | 48 | ||
| Lukaku, R | STR | EVE | 4 | 46 | Young Boys | |
| Kompany, V | DEF | MCY | 2 | 43 | Headless Chickens | |
| Payet, D | MID | WHM | 3 | 41 | Bala Rinas | |
| Mata, J | MID | MUN | 3 | 40 | Wandsworth Network Solutions | |
| Wilson, C | STR | BOU | 5 | 39 | Thieving Magpies | Released |
| Kolarov, A | DEF | MCY | 1 | 39 | Dynamo Charlton | |
| Barkley, R | MID | EVE | 2 | 38 | Judean People’s Front | |
| Sagna, B | DEF | MCY | 0 | 38 | ISIL | |
| Pelle, G | STR | SOT | 4 | 38 | Bala Rinas | |
| Sanchez, A | STR | ARS | 3 | 37 | Carles | |
| Hart, J | GK | MCY | 0 | 36 | Thieving Magpies | |
| Sakho, D | STR | WHM | 3 | 35 | Young Boys | |
| Gomis, B | STR | SWA | 4 | 34 | KS West Green | |
| Dier, E | DEF | TOT | 2 | 34 | Bala Rinas | |
| Mangala, E | DEF | MCY | 0 | 33 | Bala Rinas | |
| Redmond, N | MID | NOR | 3 | 33 | Cowley Casuals | |
| Mane, S | MID | SOT | 1 | 33 | Cowley Casuals | |
| Alderweireld, T | DEF | TOT | 1 | 33 | Judean People’s Front | |
| Ighalo, O | STR | WAT | 4 | 33 | ||
| Dawson, C | DEF | WBA | 1 | 33 | ||
| Smalling, C | DEF | MUN | 0 | 32 | Young Boys | |
| Ayew, A | MID | SWA | 3 | 32 | Bala Rinas | |
| Monreal, N | DEF | ARS | 0 | 31 | Young Boys | |
| Toure, Y | MID | MCY | 2 | 31 | Judean People’s Front | |
| Hoolahan, W | MID | NOR | 1 | 31 | Hairy Fadjeetas | |
| Darmian, M | DEF | MUN | 0 | 30 | Newington Reds | |
| Tadic, D | MID | SOT | 3 | 30 | FC Tescticuladew | |
| Soares, C | DEF | SOT | 0 | 30 | Northern Monkeys | |
| Gomes, H | GK | WAT | 0 | 30 | ||
| Cresswell, A | DEF | WHM | 0 | 30 | Newington Reds | |
| Kouyate, C | MID | WHM | 3 | 30 | ||
| Bellerin, H | DEF | ARS | 0 | 28 | Dynamo Charlton | |
| Morrison, J | MID | WBA | 2 | 28 | ||
| Myhill, B | GK | WBA | 0 | 28 | ||
| Hazard, E | MID | CHE | 1 | 27 | Northern Monkeys | |
| Kone, A | STR | EVE | 2 | 27 | ||
| Kane, H | STR | TOT | 1 | 27 | Carles | |
| McAuley, G | DEF | WBA | 0 | 27 | ||
| Cech, P | GK | ARS | 0 | 26 | Cowley Casuals | |
| Jagielka, P | DEF | EVE | 0 | 26 | Northern Monkeys | |
| Howard, T | GK | EVE | 0 | 26 | Uncertain | |
| Albrighton, M | MID | LEI | 1 | 26 | Dynamo Charlton | |
| Shaw, L | DEF | MUN | 0 | 26 | Cowley Casuals | Released |
| Diouf, M | STR | STO | 3 | 26 | Pikey Scum | |
| Vertonghen, J | DEF | TOT | 0 | 26 | Newington Reds | |
| Lloris, H | GK | TOT | 0 | 26 | Headless Chickens | |
| Cathcart, C | DEF | WAT | 0 | 26 | ||
| Giroud, O | STR | ARS | 3 | 25 | Team Panda | |
| Clyne, N | DEF | LIV | 0 | 25 | Thieving Magpies | |
| Arnautovic, M | MID | STO | 1 | 25 | ||
| Deeney, T | STR | WAT | 0 | 25 | Northern Monkeys | |
| Nyom, A | DEF | WAT | 0 | 25 | ||
| Prodl, S | DEF | WAT | 0 | 25 | ||
| Gestede, R | STR | AVL | 3 | 24 | Cowley Casuals | |
| Stones, J | DEF | EVE | 0 | 24 | Newington Reds | |
| Drinkwater, D | MID | LEI | 0 | 24 | ||
| Stekelenburg, M | GK | SOT | 0 | 24 | Young Boys | |
| Taylor, N | DEF | SWA | 0 | 24 | Wandsworth Network Solutions | |
| Walker, K | DEF | TOT | 0 | 24 | ||
| Reid, W | DEF | WHM | 0 | 24 | Pikey Scum | |
| Ozil, M | MID | ARS | 0 | 23 | Newington Reds | |
| Fabregas, C | MID | CHE | 0 | 23 | Carles | |
| Dann, S | DEF | CRY | 1 | 23 | Team Panda | |
| Sako, B | MID | CRY | 2 | 23 | ||
| Naismith, S | STR | EVE | 3 | 23 | ||
| Coleman, S | DEF | EVE | 0 | 23 | FC Tescticuladew | |
| Galloway, B | DEF | EVE | 0 | 23 | ||
| Mignolet, S | GK | LIV | 0 | 23 | KS West Green | |
| Silva, D | MID | MCY | 0 | 23 | Team Panda | |
| Martial, A | STR | MUN | 3 | 23 | ||
| Wijnaldum, G | MID | NEW | 2 | 23 | Northern Monkeys | |
| Martin, R | DEF | NOR | 3 | 23 | ||
| Targett, M | DEF | SOT | 0 | 23 | ||
| Lens, J | MID | SUN | 1 | 23 | Young Boys | |
| Williams, A | DEF | SWA | 0 | 23 | Headless Chickens | |
| Naughton, K | DEF | SWA | 0 | 23 | ||
| Davies, B | DEF | TOT | 0 | 23 | Cowley Casuals | |
| Noble, M | MID | WHM | 2 | 23 | ||
| Tomkins, J | DEF | WHM | 0 | 23 | Team Panda | |
| Sinclair, S | MID | AVL | 2 | 22 | FC Tescticuladew | |
| Benteke, C | STR | LIV | 2 | 22 | Dynamo Charlton | |
| Skrtel, M | DEF | LIV | 0 | 22 | Judean People’s Front | |
| Gomez, J | DEF | LIV | 0 | 22 | Uncertain | |
| Blind, D | MID | MUN | 1 | 22 | Carles | |
| Romero, S | GK | MUN | 0 | 22 | FC Tescticuladew | Released |
| Brady, R | MID | NOR | 1 | 22 | ||
| Defoe, J | STR | SUN | 2 | 22 | Dynamo Charlton | Released |
| Rondon, S | STR | WBA | 1 | 22 | ||
| Willian | MID | CHE | 1 | 21 | Team Panda | |
| Puncheon, J | MID | CRY | 0 | 21 | KS West Green | |
| Cabaye, Y | MID | CRY | 2 | 21 | FC Tescticuladew | |
| Aguero, S | STR | MCY | 1 | 21 | KS West Green | |
| Fernandinho | MID | MCY | 2 | 21 | ||
| Depay, M | MID | MUN | 1 | 21 | Pikey Scum | |
| Fonte, J | DEF | SOT | 0 | 21 | Dynamo Charlton | |
| Sigurdsson, G | MID | SWA | 1 | 21 | Pikey Scum | |
| Fabianski, L | GK | SWA | 0 | 21 | Team Panda | |
| Olsson, J | DEF | WBA | 0 | 21 | ISIL | |
| Walcott, T | MID | ARS | 2 | 20 | FC Tescticuladew | |
| Pedro | MID | CHE | 1 | 20 | Young Boys | |
| Zaha, W | MID | CRY | 1 | 20 | Dynamo Charlton | |
| Coutinho, P | MID | LIV | 1 | 20 | Newington Reds | |
| Lovren, D | DEF | LIV | 0 | 20 | ||
| Sterling, R | MID | MCY | 1 | 20 | Hairy Fadjeetas | |
| Rooney, W | STR | MUN | 1 | 20 | Uncertain | |
| Chadli, N | MID | TOT | 1 | 20 | Hairy Fadjeetas | |
| Lamela, E | MID | TOT | 1 | 20 | Pikey Scum | |
| Koscielny, L | DEF | ARS | 0 | 19 | Pikey Scum | |
| Gabriel | DEF | ARS | 0 | 19 | ||
| Francis, S | DEF | BOU | 0 | 19 | Lokomotiv Leeds | |
| Ward, J | DEF | CRY | 2 | 19 | Lokomotiv Leeds | |
| Milner, J | MID | LIV | 1 | 19 | Team Panda | |
| Ward-Prowse, J | MID | SOT | 0 | 19 | Lokomotiv Leeds | |
| Berahino, S | STR | WBA | 2 | 19 | Hairy Fadjeetas | |
| Ogbonna, A | DEF | WHM | 0 | 19 | FC Tescticuladew | |
| Costa, D | STR | CHE | 1 | 18 | Headless Chickens | |
| Matic, N | MID | CHE | 1 | 18 | ISIL | |
| McArthur, J | MID | CRY | 0 | 18 | ||
| Souare, P | DEF | CRY | 0 | 18 | ||
| Cisse, P | STR | NEW | 1 | 18 | Judean People’s Front | |
| Jerome, C | STR | NOR | 1 | 18 | Northern Monkeys | Released |
| Yoshida, M | DEF | SOT | 0 | 18 | Carles | |
| Walters, J | STR | STO | 2 | 18 | ||
| Fernandez, F | DEF | SWA | 0 | 18 | ||
| Amavi, J | DEF | AVL | 0 | 17 | Thieving Magpies | |
| Ritchie, M | MID | BOU | 1 | 17 | Dynamo Charlton | |
| Cook, S | DEF | BOU | 1 | 17 | ||
| Okazaki, S | STR | LEI | 1 | 17 | ||
| Howson, J | MID | NOR | 0 | 17 | ||
| M’Vila, Y | MID | SUN | 1 | 17 | ||
| Cazorla, S | MID | ARS | 0 | 16 | Judean People’s Front | |
| Grealish, J | MID | AVL | 1 | 16 | Young Boys | |
| Westwood, A | MID | AVL | 0 | 16 | ||
| Richards, M | DEF | AVL | 0 | 16 | Team Panda | |
| Azpilicueta, C | DEF | CHE | 1 | 16 | Judean People’s Front | |
| Zouma, K | DEF | CHE | 1 | 16 | ||
| Navas, J | MID | MCY | 0 | 16 | Carles | |
| Perez, A | STR | NEW | 1 | 16 | ||
| van Ginkel, M | MID | STO | 0 | 16 | ||
| Brunt, C | MID | WBA | 0 | 16 | Uncertain | |
| Gosling, D | MID | BOU | 1 | 15 | ||
| Bolasie, Y | MID | CRY | 0 | 15 | Thieving Magpies | |
| McCarthy, J | MID | EVE | 0 | 15 | Bala Rinas | |
| de Bruyne, K | MID | MCY | 2 | 15 | Lokomotiv Leeds | |
| Eriksen, C | MID | TOT | 0 | 15 | Thieving Magpies | |
| Capoue, E | MID | WAT | 0 | 15 | ||
| Ramsey, A | MID | ARS | 0 | 14 | Bala Rinas | |
| Gueye, I | MID | AVL | 0 | 14 | ||
| Surman, A | MID | BOU | 0 | 14 | ||
| Sturridge, D | STR | LIV | 2 | 14 | Bala Rinas | |
| Moreno, A | DEF | LIV | 0 | 14 | Carles | |
| Sissoko, M | MID | NEW | 0 | 14 | Uncertain | |
| Anita, V | MID | NEW | 0 | 14 | ||
| Krul, T | GK | NEW | 0 | 14 | Dynamo Charlton | |
| Shelvey, J | MID | SWA | 0 | 14 | Dynamo Charlton | |
| Evans, J | DEF | WBA | 0 | 14 | ||
| McClean, J | MID | WBA | 0 | 14 | ||
| Moses, V | MID | WHM | 1 | 14 | ||
| Agbonlahor, G | STR | AVL | 0 | 13 | ||
| Guzan, B | GK | AVL | 0 | 13 | Hairy Fadjeetas | |
| Pugh, M | MID | BOU | 1 | 13 | ||
| Boruc, A | GK | BOU | 0 | 13 | ||
| Nasri, S | MID | MCY | 1 | 13 | Newington Reds | Released |
| Mbemba, C | DEF | NEW | 0 | 13 | ||
| Wanyama, V | MID | SOT | 0 | 13 | ISIL | Released |
| van Dijk, V | DEF | SOT | 1 | 13 | ||
| Shaqiri, X | MID | STO | 0 | 13 | ||
| Johnson, G | DEF | STO | 0 | 13 | Thieving Magpies | |
| Montero, J | MID | SWA | 0 | 13 | ||
| Mason, R | MID | TOT | 1 | 13 | ||
| Anya, I | MID | WAT | 0 | 13 | Newington Reds | Released |
| Jurado, J | MID | WAT | 0 | 13 | ||
| Fletcher, D | MID | WBA | 0 | 13 | ||
| Randolph, D | GK | WHM | 0 | 13 | ||
| Ox-Chamberlain, A | MID | ARS | 0 | 12 | Thieving Magpies | |
| Sanchez, C | MID | AVL | 0 | 12 | ||
| Gradel, M | MID | BOU | 0 | 12 | Northern Monkeys | Released |
| Daniels, C | MID | BOU | 0 | 12 | ||
| Deulofeu, G | MID | EVE | 0 | 12 | Cowley Casuals | Released |
| Barry, G | MID | EVE | 0 | 12 | Wandsworth Network Solutions | |
| Schweinsteiger, B | MID | MUN | 0 | 12 | Northern Monkeys | Released |
| Schneiderlin, M | MID | MUN | 0 | 12 | Headless Chickens | |
| Young, A | MID | MUN | 0 | 12 | Team Panda | |
| Carrick, M | MID | MUN | 0 | 12 | KS West Green | |
| Haidara, M | DEF | NEW | 0 | 12 | ||
| Dorrans, G | MID | NOR | 0 | 12 | ||
| Jarvis, M | MID | NOR | 1 | 12 | ||
| Tettey, A | MID | NOR | 0 | 12 | ||
| Whelan, G | MID | STO | 0 | 12 | ||
| Fletcher, S | STR | SUN | 1 | 12 | FC Tescticuladew | Released |
| Lanzini, M | MID | WHM | 1 | 12 | ||
| Coquelin, F | MID | ARS | 0 | 11 | ||
| Falcao, R | STR | CHE | 1 | 11 | Thieving Magpies | |
| Delaney, D | DEF | CRY | 1 | 11 | ||
| McCarthy, A | GK | CRY | 0 | 11 | ||
| de Laet, R | DEF | LEI | 1 | 11 | ||
| Can, E | MID | LIV | 0 | 11 | Lokomotiv Leeds | Released |
| Davis, S | MID | SOT | 0 | 11 | ||
| Butland, J | GK | STO | 0 | 11 | Lokomotiv Leeds | |
| Cameron, G | DEF | STO | 0 | 11 | ||
| Cork, J | MID | SWA | 0 | 11 | ||
| Heung-Min, S | STR | TOT | 1 | 11 | ||
| Alli, D | MID | TOT | 1 | 11 | ||
| Lambert, R | STR | WBA | 0 | 11 | Team Panda | |
| Yacob, C | MID | WBA | 0 | 11 | ||
| Obiang, P | MID | WHM | 0 | 11 | ||
| Oxford, R | DEF | WHM | 0 | 11 | ||
| Oscar | MID | CHE | 1 | 10 | KS West Green | |
| Cahill, G | DEF | CHE | 0 | 10 | Pikey Scum | |
| Kelly, M | DEF | CRY | 0 | 10 | Uncertain | |
| Hangeland, B | DEF | CRY | 0 | 10 | ||
| Browning, T | DEF | EVE | 0 | 10 | ||
| Morgan, W | DEF | LEI | 0 | 10 | ||
| Ings, D | STR | LIV | 1 | 10 | ISIL | |
| Bony, W | STR | MCY | 0 | 10 | Cowley Casuals | Released |
| Herrera, A | MID | MUN | 1 | 10 | Judean People’s Front | |
| de Gea, D | GK | MUN | 0 | 10 | Bala Rinas | |
| Colback, J | MID | NEW | 0 | 10 | KS West Green | |
| Coloccini, F | DEF | NEW | 0 | 10 | Hairy Fadjeetas | |
| Obertan, G | MID | NEW | 0 | 10 | ||
| Whittaker, S | DEF | NOR | 1 | 10 | ||
| Long, S | STR | SOT | 1 | 10 | Wandsworth Network Solutions | |
| Rodwell, J | MID | SUN | 0 | 10 | ||
| Zarate, M | STR | WHM | 1 | 10 | ||
| Lescott, J | DEF | AVL | 0 | 9 | ||
| Bacuna, L | MID | AVL | 0 | 9 | ||
| Ramires | MID | CHE | 1 | 9 | ||
| Begovic, A | GK | CHE | 0 | 9 | ||
| Kante, N | MID | LEI | 0 | 9 | ||
| Firmino, R | MID | LIV | 0 | 9 | Pikey Scum | |
| Leiva, L | MID | LIV | 0 | 9 | ||
| Janmaat, D | DEF | NEW | 1 | 9 | Headless Chickens | |
| Ruddy, J | GK | NOR | 0 | 9 | ||
| Krkic, B | STR | STO | 1 | 9 | Newington Reds | Released |
| Pieters, E | DEF | STO | 0 | 9 | Bala Rinas | |
| Toivonen, O | MID | SUN | 0 | 9 | ||
| Cattermole, L | MID | SUN | 0 | 9 | ||
| McManaman, C | MID | WBA | 0 | 9 | ||
| Gardner, C | MID | WBA | 0 | 9 | ||
| Gil, C | MID | AVL | 1 | 8 | ||
| Clark, C | DEF | AVL | 0 | 8 | Uncertain | |
| King, J | MID | BOU | 0 | 8 | ||
| Distin, S | DEF | BOU | 0 | 8 | ||
| O’Kane, E | MID | BOU | 0 | 8 | ||
| Ivanovic, B | DEF | CHE | 0 | 8 | Wandsworth Network Solutions | |
| Wickham, C | STR | CRY | 0 | 8 | ||
| Cleverley, T | MID | EVE | 0 | 8 | Headless Chickens | |
| King, A | MID | LEI | 0 | 8 | ||
| Demichelis, M | DEF | MCY | 0 | 8 | ||
| Iheanacho, K | STR | MCY | 1 | 8 | Uncertain | |
| Taylor, S | DEF | NEW | 0 | 8 | ||
| Rodriguez, J | STR | SOT | 0 | 8 | Judean People’s Front | |
| Ireland, S | MID | STO | 0 | 8 | ||
| Graham, D | STR | SUN | 0 | 8 | ||
| Watmore, D | MID | SUN | 1 | 8 | ||
| Watson, B | MID | WAT | 0 | 8 | ||
| Adrian | GK | WHM | 0 | 8 | Wandsworth Network Solutions | |
| Hutton, A | DEF | AVL | 0 | 7 | ||
| Mikel, J | MID | CHE | 0 | 7 | ||
| Ulloa, L | STR | LEI | 0 | 7 | Pikey Scum | Released |
| Schmeichel, K | GK | LEI | 0 | 7 | Northern Monkeys | Released |
| Henderson, J | MID | LIV | 0 | 7 | Cowley Casuals | |
| Ibe, J | MID | LIV | 0 | 7 | ||
| Bassong, S | DEF | NOR | 0 | 7 | KS West Green | |
| Caulker, S | DEF | SOT | 0 | 7 | Team Panda | |
| Joselu | STR | STO | 0 | 7 | ||
| Muniesa, M | DEF | STO | 0 | 7 | Dynamo Charlton | |
| Johnson, A | MID | SUN | 0 | 7 | Wandsworth Network Solutions | Released |
| Larsson, S | MID | SUN | 0 | 7 | ||
| Rose, D | DEF | TOT | 0 | 7 | Northern Monkeys | |
| Dembele, M | MID | TOT | 0 | 7 | ||
| Behrami, V | MID | WAT | 0 | 7 | ||
| Abdi, A | MID | WAT | 0 | 7 | ||
| Chambers, C | DEF | ARS | 0 | 6 | ||
| Veretout, J | MID | AVL | 0 | 6 | ||
| Murray, G | STR | BOU | 0 | 6 | ||
| Tomlin, L | MID | BOU | 0 | 6 | ||
| Elphick, T | DEF | BOU | 0 | 6 | ||
| Smith, A | DEF | BOU | 0 | 6 | ||
| Remy, L | STR | CHE | 0 | 6 | Lokomotiv Leeds | Released |
| Courtois, T | GK | CHE | 0 | 6 | Newington Reds | Released |
| Hennessey, W | GK | CRY | 0 | 6 | ||
| Dyer, N | MID | LEI | 1 | 6 | ISIL | Released |
| Huth, R | DEF | LEI | 0 | 6 | Uncertain | |
| Thauvin, F | MID | NEW | 0 | 6 | ||
| Eder | STR | SWA | 0 | 6 | ||
| Sung-Yueng, K | MID | SWA | 0 | 6 | ||
| Jenkinson, C | DEF | WHM | 0 | 6 | Cowley Casuals | |
| Traore, A | MID | AVL | 0 | 5 | ||
| Mutch, J | MID | CRY | 0 | 5 | ||
| Lennon, A | MID | EVE | 0 | 5 | ||
| Inler, G | MID | LEI | 0 | 5 | ||
| Lallana, A | MID | LIV | 0 | 5 | Headless Chickens | |
| Valencia, A | MID | MUN | 0 | 5 | ISIL | Released |
| de Jong, S | MID | NEW | 0 | 5 | ||
| Romeu, O | MID | SOT | 0 | 5 | ||
| Afellay, I | MID | STO | 0 | 5 | ||
| O’Shea, J | DEF | SUN | 0 | 5 | KS West Green | |
| Routledge, W | MID | SWA | 0 | 5 | ||
| N’Jie, C | STR | TOT | 0 | 5 | ||
| Bentaleb, N | MID | TOT | 0 | 5 | ||
| Holebas, J | DEF | WAT | 0 | 5 | ||
| Carroll, A | STR | WHM | 0 | 5 | Lokomotiv Leeds | |
| Mertesacker, P | DEF | ARS | 0 | 4 | Northern Monkeys | Released |
| Ayew, J | STR | AVL | 0 | 4 | ||
| Gayle, D | STR | CRY | 0 | 4 | ||
| Schlupp, J | DEF | LEI | 0 | 4 | ||
| Grabban, L | STR | NOR | 0 | 4 | ||
| O’Neil, G | MID | NOR | 0 | 4 | ||
| Martina, C | DEF | SOT | 0 | 4 | ||
| Adam, C | MID | STO | 0 | 4 | Headless Chickens | |
| Borini, F | STR | SUN | 0 | 4 | ||
| Gomez, J | MID | SUN | 0 | 4 | ||
| Matthews, A | DEF | SUN | 0 | 4 | ||
| Pantilimon, C | GK | SUN | 0 | 4 | ||
| van Aanholt, P | DEF | SUN | 0 | 4 | Carles | |
| Berghuis, S | STR | WAT | 0 | 4 | ||
| Arteta, M | MID | ARS | 0 | 3 | ||
| Richardson, K | DEF | AVL | 0 | 3 | ||
| Jedinak, M | MID | CRY | 0 | 3 | ||
| Ledley, J | MID | CRY | 0 | 3 | ||
| Chung-yong, L | MID | CRY | 0 | 3 | ||
| Oviedo, B | MID | EVE | 0 | 3 | ||
| Sakho, M | DEF | LIV | 0 | 3 | FC Tescticuladew | |
| Fellaini, M | MID | MUN | 0 | 3 | Thieving Magpies | Released |
| Jones, P | DEF | MUN | 0 | 3 | Lokomotiv Leeds | |
| Mitrovic, A | STR | NEW | 0 | 3 | FC Tescticuladew | |
| Aarons, R | MID | NEW | 0 | 3 | ||
| Wollscheid, P | DEF | STO | 0 | 3 | ||
| Carroll, T | MID | TOT | 0 | 3 | ||
| Flamini, M | MID | ARS | 0 | 2 | ||
| Kermorgant, Y | STR | BOU | 0 | 2 | ||
| Stanislas, J | MID | BOU | 0 | 2 | ||
| Kenedy | MID | CHE | 0 | 2 | ||
| Campbell, F | STR | CRY | 0 | 2 | ||
| Bamford, P | STR | CRY | 0 | 2 | ||
| Besic, M | MID | EVE | 0 | 2 | ||
| Funes Mori, R | DEF | EVE | 0 | 2 | ||
| Fuchs, C | DEF | LEI | 0 | 2 | Lokomotiv Leeds | Released |
| Benalouane, Y | DEF | LEI | 0 | 2 | ||
| Delph, F | MID | MCY | 0 | 2 | ||
| Fernando | MID | MCY | 0 | 2 | ||
| Rojo, M | DEF | MUN | 0 | 2 | Hairy Fadjeetas | Released |
| Tiote, C | MID | NEW | 0 | 2 | ||
| Hooper, G | STR | NOR | 0 | 2 | ||
| Mbokani, D | STR | NOR | 0 | 2 | ||
| Olsson, M | DEF | NOR | 0 | 2 | ||
| Juanmi | STR | SOT | 0 | 2 | ||
| Bertrand, R | DEF | SOT | 0 | 2 | KS West Green | |
| Odemwingie, P | STR | STO | 0 | 2 | ||
| Wilson, M | DEF | STO | 0 | 2 | ||
| Jones, B | DEF | SUN | 0 | 2 | ||
| Britton, L | MID | SWA | 0 | 2 | ||
| Vorm, M | GK | TOT | 0 | 2 | ISIL | Released |
| Diamanti, A | MID | WAT | 0 | 2 | ||
| Ake, N | DEF | WAT | 0 | 2 | ||
| Gamboa, C | DEF | WBA | 0 | 2 | ||
| Gibbs, K | DEF | ARS | 0 | 1 | Hairy Fadjeetas | Released |
| Debuchy, M | DEF | ARS | 0 | 1 | Wandsworth Network Solutions | Released |
| Mings, T | DEF | BOU | 0 | 1 | Cowley Casuals | Released |
| Terry, J | DEF | CHE | 0 | 1 | Young Boys | Released |
| Loftus-Cheek, R | MID | CHE | 0 | 1 | ||
| Mirallas, K | MID | EVE | 0 | 1 | Hairy Fadjeetas | |
| Gibson, D | MID | EVE | 0 | 1 | ||
| Kramaric, A | STR | LEI | 0 | 1 | ||
| Origi, D | STR | LIV | 0 | 1 | Wandsworth Network Solutions | Released |
| Allen, J | MID | LIV | 0 | 1 | ||
| Roberts, P | MID | MCY | 0 | 1 | ||
| McNair, P | DEF | MUN | 0 | 1 | ||
| Wisdom, A | DEF | NOR | 0 | 1 | ||
| Crouch, P | STR | STO | 0 | 1 | ||
| Sidwell, S | MID | STO | 0 | 1 | ||
| Barrow, M | STR | SWA | 0 | 1 | ||
| Bartley, K | DEF | SWA | 0 | 1 | ||
| Townsend, A | MID | TOT | 0 | 1 | Wandsworth Network Solutions | Released |
| Pritchard, A | MID | TOT | 0 | 1 | ||
| Ibarbo, V | STR | WAT | 0 | 1 | ||
| Guedioura, A | MID | WAT | 0 | 1 | ||
| Anichebe, V | STR | WBA | 0 | 1 | ||
| Gnabry, S | MID | WBA | 0 | 1 | ||
| Jelavic, N | STR | WHM | 0 | 1 | ||
| Collins, J | DEF | WHM | 0 | 1 | Carles | |
| Antonio, M | MID | WHM | 0 | 1 | ||
| Welbeck, D | STR | ARS | 0 | 0 | ISIL | Released |
| Wilshere, J | MID | ARS | 0 | 0 | Uncertain | |
| Campbell, J | STR | ARS | 0 | 0 | ||
| Rosicky, T | MID | ARS | 0 | 0 | Lokomotiv Leeds | Released |
| Ospina, D | GK | ARS | 0 | 0 | ||
| Reine-Adelaide, J | MID | ARS | 0 | 0 | ||
| Bielik, K | MID | ARS | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kozak, L | STR | AVL | 0 | 0 | ||
| N’Zogbia, C | MID | AVL | 0 | 0 | ||
| Cole, J | MID | AVL | 0 | 0 | ||
| Gardner, G | MID | AVL | 0 | 0 | ||
| Okore, J | DEF | AVL | 0 | 0 | ||
| Senderos, P | DEF | AVL | 0 | 0 | ||
| Crespo, J | DEF | AVL | 0 | 0 | ||
| Ilori, T | DEF | AVL | 0 | 0 | ||
| Bunn, M | GK | AVL | 0 | 0 | ||
| Atsu, C | MID | BOU | 0 | 0 | ||
| Arter, H | MID | BOU | 0 | 0 | ||
| Rantie, T | STR | BOU | 0 | 0 | ||
| MacDonald, S | MID | BOU | 0 | 0 | ||
| Andrade, T | MID | BOU | 0 | 0 | ||
| Ward, E | DEF | BOU | 0 | 0 | ||
| Bennett, J | DEF | BOU | 0 | 0 | ||
| Federici, A | GK | BOU | 0 | 0 | ||
| Cargill, B | DEF | BOU | 0 | 0 | ||
| Rahman, B | DEF | CHE | 0 | 0 | ||
| Djilobodji, P | DEF | CHE | 0 | 0 | ||
| Blackman, J | GK | CHE | 0 | 0 | ||
| Chamakh, M | STR | CRY | 0 | 0 | ||
| Speroni, J | GK | CRY | 0 | 0 | Judean People’s Front | |
| Appiah, K | STR | CRY | 0 | 0 | ||
| Mariappa, A | DEF | CRY | 0 | 0 | ||
| Fryers, Z | DEF | CRY | 0 | 0 | ||
| McCarthy, P | DEF | CRY | 0 | 0 | ||
| Baines, L | DEF | EVE | 0 | 0 | Thieving Magpies | Released |
| Rodriguez, L | STR | EVE | 0 | 0 | ||
| Osman, L | MID | EVE | 0 | 0 | ||
| Pienaar, S | MID | EVE | 0 | 0 | ||
| McGeady, A | MID | EVE | 0 | 0 | ||
| Holgate, M | DEF | EVE | 0 | 0 | ||
| Robles, J | GK | EVE | 0 | 0 | ||
| Hibbert, T | DEF | EVE | 0 | 0 | ||
| James, M | MID | LEI | 0 | 0 | ||
| Dodoo, J | MID | LEI | 0 | 0 | ||
| Hammond, D | MID | LEI | 0 | 0 | ||
| Wasilewski, M | DEF | LEI | 0 | 0 | ||
| Simpson, D | DEF | LEI | 0 | 0 | ||
| Schwarzer, M | GK | LEI | 0 | 0 | ||
| Enrique, J | DEF | LIV | 0 | 0 | ||
| Toure, K | DEF | LIV | 0 | 0 | ||
| Flanagan, J | DEF | LIV | 0 | 0 | ||
| Rossiter, J | MID | LIV | 0 | 0 | ||
| Teixeira, J | MID | LIV | 0 | 0 | ||
| Sinclair, J | STR | LIV | 0 | 0 | ||
| Bogdan, A | GK | LIV | 0 | 0 | ||
| Otamendi, N | DEF | MCY | 0 | 0 | ||
| Zabaleta, P | DEF | MCY | 0 | 0 | Young Boys | |
| Clichy, G | DEF | MCY | 0 | 0 | FC Tescticuladew | |
| Wright, R | GK | MCY | 0 | 0 | ||
| Wilson, J | STR | MUN | 0 | 0 | ||
| Valdes, V | GK | MUN | 0 | 0 | ||
| Lingard, J | MID | MUN | 0 | 0 | ||
| Pereira, A | MID | MUN | 0 | 0 | ||
| Powell, N | MID | MUN | 0 | 0 | ||
| Johnstone, S | GK | MUN | 0 | 0 | ||
| Riviere, E | STR | NEW | 0 | 0 | ||
| Gouffran, Y | MID | NEW | 0 | 0 | ||
| Marveaux, S | MID | NEW | 0 | 0 | ||
| Williamson, M | DEF | NEW | 0 | 0 | ||
| Dummett, P | DEF | NEW | 0 | 0 | ||
| Lascelles, J | DEF | NEW | 0 | 0 | ||
| Mbabu, K | DEF | NEW | 0 | 0 | ||
| Darlow, K | GK | NEW | 0 | 0 | ||
| Good, C | DEF | NEW | 0 | 0 | ||
| Elliot, R | GK | NEW | 0 | 0 | ||
| Lafferty, K | STR | NOR | 0 | 0 | ||
| Mulumbu, Y | MID | NOR | 0 | 0 | ||
| Bennett, E | MID | NOR | 0 | 0 | ||
| Bennett, R | DEF | NOR | 0 | 0 | ||
| Rudd, D | GK | NOR | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kean, J | GK | NOR | 0 | 0 | ||
| Clasie, J | MID | SOT | 0 | 0 | ||
| Forster, F | GK | SOT | 0 | 0 | ||
| Ramirez, G | MID | SOT | 0 | 0 | ||
| Isgrove, L | MID | SOT | 0 | 0 | ||
| Gardos, F | DEF | SOT | 0 | 0 | ||
| Reed, H | MID | SOT | 0 | 0 | ||
| Hesketh, J | MID | SOT | 0 | 0 | ||
| Davis, K | GK | SOT | 0 | 0 | ||
| McCarthy, J | DEF | SOT | 0 | 0 | ||
| Gazzaniga, P | GK | SOT | 0 | 0 | ||
| Bardsley, P | DEF | STO | 0 | 0 | ISIL | Released |
| Shawcross, R | DEF | STO | 0 | 0 | Judean People’s Front | |
| El Ouriachi, M | MID | STO | 0 | 0 | ||
| Given, S | GK | STO | 0 | 0 | Carles | |
| Teixeira, D | DEF | STO | 0 | 0 | ||
| Haugaard, J | GK | STO | 0 | 0 | ||
| Brown, W | DEF | SUN | 0 | 0 | ISIL | Released |
| Bridcutt, L | MID | SUN | 0 | 0 | ||
| Buckley, W | MID | SUN | 0 | 0 | ||
| Mavrias, C | MID | SUN | 0 | 0 | ||
| Yedlin, D | DEF | SUN | 0 | 0 | ||
| Mannone, V | GK | SUN | 0 | 0 | ||
| Roberge, V | DEF | SUN | 0 | 0 | ||
| Emnes, M | STR | SWA | 0 | 0 | ||
| Rangel, A | DEF | SWA | 0 | 0 | Hairy Fadjeetas | |
| Grimes, M | MID | SWA | 0 | 0 | ||
| Tabanou, F | DEF | SWA | 0 | 0 | ||
| Amat, J | DEF | SWA | 0 | 0 | ||
| Nordfeldt, K | GK | SWA | 0 | 0 | ||
| Tremmel, G | GK | SWA | 0 | 0 | ||
| Fazio, F | DEF | TOT | 0 | 0 | ||
| Trippier, K | DEF | TOT | 0 | 0 | KS West Green | Released |
| Wimmer, K | DEF | TOT | 0 | 0 | ||
| Paredes, JC | DEF | WAT | 0 | 0 | ||
| Oulare, O | STR | WAT | 0 | 0 | ||
| Britos, M | DEF | WAT | 0 | 0 | ||
| Byers, G | MID | WAT | 0 | 0 | ||
| Smith, C | MID | WAT | 0 | 0 | ||
| Jakubiak, A | STR | WAT | 0 | 0 | ||
| Doherty, J | DEF | WAT | 0 | 0 | ||
| Mensah, B | STR | WAT | 0 | 0 | ||
| Doyley, L | DEF | WAT | 0 | 0 | ||
| Ekstrand, J | DEF | WAT | 0 | 0 | ||
| Hoban, T | DEF | WAT | 0 | 0 | ||
| Arlauskis, G | GK | WAT | 0 | 0 | ||
| Gilmartin, R | GK | WAT | 0 | 0 | ||
| Sessegnon, S | MID | WBA | 0 | 0 | ||
| Foster, B | GK | WBA | 0 | 0 | Pikey Scum | Released |
| Lindegaard, A | GK | WBA | 0 | 0 | ||
| Pocognoli, S | DEF | WBA | 0 | 0 | ||
| Valencia, E | STR | WHM | 0 | 0 | ||
| Song, A | MID | WHM | 0 | 0 | ||
| Amalfitano, M | MID | WHM | 0 | 0 | ||
| Cullen, J | MID | WHM | 0 | 0 | ||
| Hendrie, S | DEF | WHM | 0 | 0 | ||
| O’Brien, J | DEF | WHM | 0 | 0 | ||
| Lee, E | STR | WHM | 0 | 0 | ||
| Henry, D | DEF | WHM | 0 | 0 | ||
| Spiegel, R | GK | WHM | 0 | 0 | ||
| Caballero, W | GK | MCY | 0 | -1 | ||
| Kaboul, Y | DEF | SUN | 0 | -1 | ||
| Coates, S | DEF | SUN | 0 | -1 | ||
| Chester, J | DEF | WBA | 0 | -2 | ||
| Austin, C | STR | QPR | 0 | 0 | Newington Reds | Released |
| Cissokho, A | DEF | POR | 0 | 0 | Wandsworth Network Solutions | Released |
| Benzema, K | STR | RMA | 0 | 0 | Hairy Fadjeetas |
Kenna table – week 7
Weekly scores
| Manager | Points | Goals | ||
| 1 | Bala Rinas | Lewis | 48 | 3 |
| 2 | Young Boys | Andrew D | 48 | 3 |
| 3 | Cowley Casuals | Stu | 37 | 4 |
| 4 | Pikey Scum | Jack | 36 | 4 |
| 5 | Carles | Carles | 35 | 4 |
| 6 | Team Panda | George | 32 | 3 |
| 7 | Newington Reds | Ben D | 31 | 0 |
| 8 | FC Tescticuladew | James N | 26 | 3 |
| 9 | Lokomotiv Leeds | Ben S | 26 | 1 |
| 10 | Judean People’s Front | Sholto | 25 | 1 |
| 11 | Wandsworth Network Solutions | Will | 20 | 1 |
| 12 | Uncertain | Pete B | 20 | 1 |
| 13 | Northern Monkeys | Hugo | 19 | 1 |
| 14 | Thieving Magpies | Phil | 19 | 0 |
| 15 | Hairy Fadjeetas | Aiden | 16 | 1 |
| 16 | KS West Green | Stix | 14 | 0 |
| 17 | Dynamo Charlton | Alex | 10 | 0 |
| 18 | ISIL | Abdi | 8 | 0 |
| 19 | Headless Chickens | John N | 7 | 0 |
| Points | Player | |||
| Player of the week | 20 | Sanchez, A – ARS – STR | ||
| Club | Carles |
