THE Kenna League title race is hotting up with just five weeks left of the season.
Thieving Magpies edged into FC Testiculadew’s lead to go within six points of the double double winner.
It’s quite a feat considering the ‘Pies have a front three of Sam Vokes, Salomon Rondon and M’Baye Niang, while FCT have two representatives from the PFA’s team of the season: Kyle Walker and Eden Hazard.
Looking at Hazard’s £2m price tag, it’s a convenient moment to remember the defending champion’s lengthy August rant.
Things aren’t going well for the rest of the PFA team of the season, who are all bungling around in the Kenna League’s mid table.
De Gea – Wandsworth Network Solutions (11th) – £18m
Kyle Walker – FCT (1st) – £10m
Gary Cahill – Sporting Lesbian (10th) – £9m
David Luiz – Cowley Casuals (6th) – £0.5m, first window
Danny Rose – Sporting Lesbian (10th) – £10m
Hazard – FCT (1st) – £2m
Kante – Bala Rinas (9th) – £0.5m, first window
Alli – Northern Monkeys (15th) – £23m
Mane – Piss Poor (21st) – £22m
Kane – Bala Rinas (9th) – £32m
Lukaku – Walthamstow Reds (12th) – £32m
Kenna table week 32
Narcozep Cup quarter final first leg results
ISIL 23 – 35 Cowley
FC Testiculadew 29 – 41 Team Panda
Walthamstow Reds 23 – 18 AJFC
Burqini 52 – 23 So Good x2
