Given the brevity of a career in professional football I had decided to plan for retirement by going into vegetable farming. I purchased a cabbage farm. Keen to employ a local workforce, I advertised in the local paper and a number of people from the Polish community applied. They worked hard and they worked long hours, so in return…
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…I had some crude wooden huts built so they could shelter from the weather. To give them a team spirit I was kindly given some 2000-01 Crystal Palace shirts which were fine aside from a mistake at the factory which meant instead of having red and blue stripes they were brown and a grey/green colour. After a number of cabbage thefts…
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…from the farm, I took advice from a security consultant. Having erected a 10-foot perimeter fence of barbed wire around the farm, I decided to take on the security firm, who were called All Black Security due to the founders coming from New Zealand. In accordance with their brand guidelines their security uniforms were all black. As part of the security company’s sustainability strategy their guard dogs…
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…were rescued from a local animal shelter for German shepherds. It was therefore not my intention, upon inviting a children’s group from the local synagogue to find out more about vegetable farming, to give the impression I was operating a fully-functional concentration camp. I understand how this could be misconstrued and I assure you my values or the values of my cabbage farm do not tally with this version of events. I would never do that, and any resemblance is coincidental. Love and peace.
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Krakow Cup – second group match results
Krakow Cup third place qualifying group (top four qualify)
| Pos | Team | For | Against | Diff | Pts |
| 1 | Clotted Cream First | 75 | 76 | -1 | 3 |
| 2 | Newington Reds | 58 | 62 | -4 | 3 |
| 3 | Dynamo Charlton | 74 | 87 | -13 | 3 |
| 4 | Fat Ladies | 63 | 83 | -20 | 3 |
| 5 | Chairman’s XI | 90 | 124 | -34 | 3 |
| 6 | Bala Rinas | 61 | 114 | -53 | 3 |
Kenna table week 19
