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Chairman – 166 points
Pickford, Florenzi
Piss Poor – 155 points
Donnaruma, Grealish, Morata
Clotted Cream First – 131 points
Schmiechel, Alba, Saka, Insigne
Craft Beer Wankers – 126 points
Chilwell, Kjaer, Belotti
The Dark Lord – 126 points
Olmo, Sterling, Immobile
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THE Piss Poor manager is in with a chance of his first ever Kenna silverware after a strong second round showing in the Euros Super League.
Three goals for Karim Benzema and Alvaro Morata, and an assist from Jack Grealish saw PP go within six points of the chairman’s side at the top of the table.
With seven games left to play, each of the three leading sides has just four players left in the tournament.
With Alessandro Florenzi an injury doubt and Timothy Castagne a squad player, the chairman will be hoping for Jordan Pickford’s sheet to remain unstained, and Vladimir Coufal to make a strong showing in the quarter finals.
Piss Poor look to have lost Kevin De Bruyne to injury, but Donnaruma, Grealish, and Morata all take good form into the weekend fixtures.
A 34-point deficit looks too much to overturn for the Craft Beer Wankers quartet of Yann Sommer, Ben Chilwell, Simon Kjaer, and Andrea Belotti.
Piss Poor have never impressed in the domestic league, relegated three times in eight seasons, but the manager has enjoyed more fortune on the international stage finishing second in the 2018 Dmitri Kharine World Cup.
Chairman – 155 points
Pickford, Castagne, Florenzi, Coufal
Piss Poor – 149 points
Donnaruma, KDB, Grealish, Morata
Craft Beer Wankers – 121 points
Sommer, Chilwell, Kjaer, Belotti
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The chairman extended his lead to 20 points after the second round of EurosSuper League group games.
Cristiano Ronaldo, Gareth Bale, and Jordan Pickford starred for the chairman, who last tasted international success lifting the Dr Khumalo World Cup in 2010.
The chairman, who’s supposed to be in the Algarve, spent the afternoon playing beach cricket in Sandbanks with the Thieving Magpies manager.
‘Apart from tearing my jeans spilling a diving catch, my second-ball dismissal, and having my bowling carted around by regular cricketers, I had a great time,’ said the chairman.
‘And I think I saw Sandra in Waitrose.’
EVERY Kenna manager knows one, hard-learned fact of which executives at Coca-Cola would do well to take note: never bet against Cristiano Ronaldo.
Which is why it was strange at last weekend’s Euros Super League auction the chairman’s decision to pay £25m for the Portuguese was met with mockery.
Ronaldo’s brace, alongside a Vladimir Coufal clean sheet and assist puts ‘Chairmany‘ top of the table after one round of games.
The chairman’s side also achieved the exceptional feat of seeing all eleven players make an appearance, the only side in the Euros Super League to do so.
The Dark Lord lurks behind, the £37m for Romelu Lukaku (the most expensive player at the auction) immediately warranted with two goals.
Tournament debutant, but domestic cup competition specialist, the Clotted Cream First manager occupies third place, but mainly through the efforts of autofilled player Raphael Guerreiro.
‘I’m looking forward to the Friday night game,’ said the chairman. ‘Although I’m meeting the Cowley Casuals manager in a pub serving Deya Steady Rolling Man two hours before kick off so I just hope I remember it.’
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*Due to an admin glitch Cowley erroneously have Coufal up front rather than Arnautovic, so they are fourth, not third.
Manager: Oli
International form
2006 Claudio Caniggia World Cup – n/a
2008 John Jensen Euros – n/a
2010 Dr Khumalo World Cup – n/a
2012 Emanuel Olisadebe Euros – n/a
2014 Emerson World Cup – n/a
2016 Jean Alain Boumsong Euros – n/a
2018 Dimitri Kharine World Cup – n/a
Sympathies: England
| GK | Schmeichel | DEN | 3 |
| DF | Alba | SPA | 0.5 |
| DF | Guerreiro | POR | 0.5 |
| DF | Alderweireld | BEL | 0.5 |
| DF | Lenglet | FRA | 0.5 |
| MF | Zinchenko | URK | 15 |
| MF | Saka | ENG | 3 |
| MF | Havertz | GER | 25 |
| ST | Vydra | CZE | 11 |
| ST | Insigne | ITA | 25 |
| ST | Karaman | TUR | 0.5 |
| Total | 84.5 |
Manager: Will
International form
2006 Claudio Caniggia World Cup – n/a
2008 John Jensen Euros – n/a
2010 Dr Khumalo World Cup – n/a
2012 Emanuel Olisadebe Euros – n/a
2014 Emerson World Cup – n/a
2016 Jean Alain Boumsong Euros – 5/18
2018 Dimitri Kharine World Cup – 13/16
Sympathies: England
| GK | De Gea | SPA | 7 |
| DF | Maguire | ENG | 3 |
| DF | Pavard | FRA | 14 |
| DF | Wsesteragrar | DEN | 0.5 |
| DF | Blind | NED | 0.5 |
| MF | Zielinski | POL | 7 |
| MF | Hazard T | BEL | 1 |
| MF | Veratti | ITA | 0.5 |
| ST | Muller | GER | 26 |
| ST | Felix | POR | 10 |
| ST | Rebic | CRO | 15 |
| Total | 84 |
Manager: Pete
International form
2006 Claudio Caniggia World Cup – n/a
2008 John Jensen Euros – n/a
2010 Dr Khumalo World Cup – n/a
2012 Emanuel Olisadebe Euros – 12/14
2014 Emerson World Cup – 18/18
2016 Jean Alain Boumsong Euros – 17/18
2018 Dimitri Kharine World Cup – 14/16
Sympathies: England
| GK | Szczesney | POL | 6 |
| DF | Meunier | BEL | 12 |
| DF | Ginter | GER | 13 |
| DF | Mendes | POR | 2 |
| DF | Trippier | ENG | 6 |
| MF | Mark Bridger’s washing machine | Bramble | 6 |
| MF | Rabiot | FRA | 1 |
| MF | Cseri | HUN | 1 |
| ST | Depay | NED | 30 |
| ST | braithewaite | DEN | 8 |
| ST | ferran torres | spain | 11 |
| Total | 96 |
Manager: Mackay
International form
2006 Claudio Caniggia World Cup – n/a
2008 John Jensen Euros – n/a
2010 Dr Khumalo World Cup – n/a
2012 Emanuel Olisadebe Euros – n/a
2014 Emerson World Cup – n/a
2016 Jean Alain Boumsong Euros – n/a
2018 Dimitri Kharine World Cup – n/a
Sympathies: England/Scotland
| GK | Shunin | RUS | 5 |
| DF | Dias | POR | 11 |
| DF | Walker | ENG | 0.5 |
| DF | Azpili | SPA | 10 |
| DF | De Lorenzi | ITA | 0.5 |
| MF | Tielemens | BEL | 7 |
| MF | Matt Dawson | Bramble | 8 |
| MF | Gundogan | GER | 7 |
| ST | Embolo | SWI | 1 |
| ST | Greizemen | FRA | 32 |
| ST | Wind | DEN | 0.5 |
| Total | 82.5 |
Manager: John N
International form
2006 Claudio Caniggia World Cup – n/a
2008 John Jensen Euros – n/a
2010 Dr Khumalo World Cup – n/a
2012 Emanuel Olisadebe Euros – 7/14
2014 Emerson World Cup – 17/18
2016 Jean Alain Boumsong Euros – n/a
2018 Dimitri Kharine World Cup – 2/16
Sympathies: England
| GK | Donnaruma | ITA | 6 |
| DF | Hummels | GER | 0.5 |
| DF | Pepe | POR | 0.5 |
| DF | Robertson | SCO | 2 |
| DF | Soyuncu | TUR | 0.5 |
| MF | KDB | BEL | 21 |
| MF | Gigi W | NED | 5 |
| MF | Grealish | ENG | 0.5 |
| ST | Kramaric | CRO | 9 |
| ST | Morata | SPA | 16 |
| ST | Benzema | FRA | 24 |
| Total | 85 |
Manager: The Dark Lord
International form
2006 Claudio Caniggia World Cup – n/a
2008 John Jensen Euros – n/a
2010 Dr Khumalo World Cup – n/a
2012 Emanuel Olisadebe Euros – 2/14
2014 Emerson World Cup – 1/18 *winner*
2016 Jean Alain Boumsong Euros – 1/18 *winner*
2018 Dimitri Kharine World Cup – 5/16
Sympathies: England/Slovakia
| GK | Krul | NED | 0.5 |
| DF | Rudiger | GER | 5 |
| DF | Cancelo | POR | 11 |
| DF | Skriniar | SLO | 0.5 |
| DF | Digne | FRA | 0.5 |
| MF | Olmo | SPA | 0.5 |
| MF | Sterling | ENG | 1 |
| MF | Modric | CRO | 6 |
| ST | Lukaku | BEL | 37 |
| ST | Yilmaz | TUR | 7 |
| ST | Immobile | ITA | 7 |
| Total | 76 |
