Managers – The Jeff Kenna League

Bala Rinas 2021/22

Since: 2007 (committee member – league treasurer)

Trophy cabinet:
2020/21 Champions

Form
2007/08 – 12th (relegated)
2011/12 – 8th
2012/13 – 13th
2013/14 – 3rd
2014/15 – 3rd
2015/16 – 3rd
2016/17 – 9th
2017/18 – 19th
2018/19 – 4th
2019/20 – 5th
2020/21 – 1st (champions)

Sympathies: Wrexham

Auction XI

Auction attendance: ~~in the pub~~ / absent, silent bidder / ~~absent, complete autofill~~

GK	Dean Henderson	MUN	£ 0.50
DEF	Marcos Alonso	CHE	£ 0.50
DEF	Jonny Evans	LEI	£ 0.50
DEF	Cédric Soares	ARS	£ 0.50
DEF	Ezri Konsa	AVA	£ 0.50
MID	Bernardo Silva	MCI	£ 0.50
MID	Leandro Trossard	BHA	£ 0.50
MID	Dele Alli	TOT	£ 0.50
MID	Thiago	LIV	£ 0.50
STR	Michail Antonio	WHU	£ 13.00
STR	Jimmy Savlie	BRA	£ 12.00
			£ 29.50

Somertown Reds 2021/22

Ted Hankey — The Walthamstow Reds manager

Since: 2005 (co founder and committee member)

Trophy cabinet: Champions 2018/19, Krakow Cup 2018

Form
2005/06 – 2nd
2006/07 – 7th
2007/08 – 4th
2008/09 – 4th
2009/10 – 3rd
2010/11 – 11th
2011/12 – 3rd
2012/13 – 11th
2013/14 – 7th
2014/15 – 8th
2015/16 – 2nd
2016/17 – 11th
2017/18 – 6th
2018/19 – 1st
2019/20 – 18th
2020/21 – 13th

Sympathies: Liverpool

Auction XI

Auction attendance: ~~in the pub~~ / absent, silent bidder / ~~absent, complete autofill~~

GK	Hugo Lloris	TOT	£ 0.50
DEF	Andrew Robertson	LIV	£ 24.00
DEF	Ben Godfrey	EVE	£ 0.50
DEF	César Azpilicueta	CHE	£ 0.50
DEF	João Cancelo	MCI	£ 0.50
MID	Harvey Barnes	LEI	£ 14.00
MID	Dwight McNeil	BUR	£ 10.00
MID	Nicolas Pépé	ARS	£ 5.00
MID	Rúben Neves	WOL	£ 0.50
STR	Danny Ings	AVA	£ 30.00
STR	Christian Benteke	CRY	£ 0.50
			£ 86.00

Lokomotiv Leeds 2021/22

Gael Clichy — The Lokomotiv Leeds manager

Since: 2011

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2011/12 – 2nd
2012/13 – 7th
2013/14 – 12th
2014/15 – 4th
2015/16 – 14th
2016/17 – 17th
2017/18 – 4th
2018/19 – 17th
2019/20 – 7th
2020/21 – 16th

Sympathies: Leeds

Auction XI

Auction attendance: ~~in the pub~~ / absent, silent bidder / ~~absent, complete autofill~~

GK	Illan Meslier	LEE	£ 0.50
DEF	Patrick van Aanholt	CRY	£ 0.50
DEF	Joel Matip	LIV	£ 0.50
DEF	Rob Holding	ARS	£ 0.50
DEF	Joël Veltman	BHA	£ 0.50
MID	Kai Havertz	CHE	£ 23.00
MID	Rodri	MCI	£ 0.50
MID	Steven Bergwijn	TOT	£ 0.50
MID	Allan Saint-Maximin	NEW	£ 0.50
STR	Kelechi Iheanacho	LEI	£ 21.00
STR	Anthony Martial	MUN	£ 0.50
			£ 48.50

Hairy Fadjeetas 2021/22

Tony Livesey — The Hairy Fadjeetas manager

Since: 2011

Trophy cabinet:
2021 Covid Cup winner

Form
2011/12 – 15th
2012/13 – 9th
2013/14 – 13th
2014/15 – 10th
2015/16 – 17th (relegated)
2016/17 – 3rd
2017/18 – 8th
2018/19 – 2nd
2019/20 – 13th
2020/21 – 14th

Sympathies: Sheffield Wednesday

Auction XI

Auction attendance: ~~in the pub~~ / absent, silent bidder / ~~absent, complete autofill~~

GK	David de Gea	MUN	£ 0.50
DEF	Ryan Bertrand	LEI	£ 0.50
DEF	Gabriel Magalhães	ARS	£ 0.50
DEF	Charlie Taylor	BUR	£ 0.50
DEF	Mason Holgate	EVE	£ 0.50
MID	Ilkay Gündogan	MCI	£ 0.50
MID	Tanguy Ndombele	TOT	£ 0.50
MID	Nathan Redmond	SOU	£ 0.50
MID	Mathias Jensen	BRE	£ 0.50
STR	Romelu Lukaku	CHE	£ 25.00
STR	Rodrigo	LEE	£ 0.50
			£ 30.00

Test Team (Please Ignore) 2021/22

Since: 2016

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2016/17 – 6th
2017/18 – 21st
2018/19 – 14th
2019/20 – 2nd
2020/21 – 8th

Sympathies: Manchester United

Auction XI

Auction attendance: ~~in the pub~~ / absent, silent bidder / ~~absent, complete autofill~~

GK	Kepa Arrizabalaga	CHE	£ 0.50
DEF	Lucas Digne	EVE	£ 17.00
DEF	Serge Aurier	TOT	£ 0.50
DEF	Oleksandr Zinchenko	MCI	£ 0.50
DEF	Gary Cahill	CRY	£ 0.50
MID	Leon Bailey	AVA	£ 0.50
MID	Miguel Almirón	NEW	£ 0.50
MID	Kalvin Phillips	LEE	£ 0.50
MID	Mason Greenwood	MUN	£ 21.00
STR	Neal Maupay	BHA	£ 0.50
STR	Patson Daka	LEI	£ 0.50
			£ 42.50

Piss Poor 2021/22

Since: 2011

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2011/12 – 11th
2012/13 – 16th
2013/14 – 9th
2014/15 – 16th
2015/16 – 18th (relegated)
2016/17 – 21st (relegated)
2017/18 – 11th
2018/19 – 21st (relegated)
2020/21 – 3rd

Sympathies: Liverpool

Auction XI

Auction attendance: ~~in the pub~~ / absent, silent bidder / ~~absent, complete autofill~~

GK	Nick Pope	BUR	£ 0.50
DEF	Tariq Lamptey	BHA	£ 0.50
DEF	Thiago Silva	CHE	£ 0.50
DEF	Varane	MUN	£ 0.50
DEF	Ricardo Pereira	LEI	£ 0.50
MID	Kevin De Bruyne	MCI	£ 36.00
MID	Bertrand Traoré	AVA	£ 0.50
MID	Pedro Neto	WOL	£ 0.50
MID	Ainsley Maitland-Niles	ARS	£ 0.50
STR	Patrick Bamford	LEE	£ 15.00
STR	Richarlison	EVE	£ 6.00
			£ 61.00

Pikey Scum 2021/22

Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)

Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2008, Narcozep Cup winner 2016, Kenna League champions 2017/18, Claudio Caniggia World Cup 2006 winner (under review), Dmitri Kharine 2018 World Cup 2018 winner

Form
2005/06 – 7th
2007/08 – 8th
2008/09 – 8th
2009/10 – 7th
2010/11 – 5th
2011/12 – 7th
2012/13 – 15th
2013/14 – 5th
2014/15 – 13th
2015/16 – 6th
2016/17 – 18th
2017/18 – 1st
2018/19 – 8th
2019/20 – 11th
2020/21 – 2nd

Sympathies: Spurs

Auction XI

Auction attendance: ~~in the pub~~ / absent, silent bidder / ~~absent, complete autofill~~

GK	Robert Sánchez	BHA	£ 7.00
DEF	Rúben Dias	MCI	£ 25.00
DEF	Antonio Rüdiger	CHE	£ 0.50
DEF	Conor Coady	WOL	£ 0.50
DEF	James Justin	LEI	£ 0.50
MID	Giovani Lo Celso	TOT	£ 6.00
MID	Paul Pogba	MUN	£ 23.00
MID	Willian	ARS	£ 0.50
MID	Demarai Gray	EVE	£ 0.50
STR	Wesley	AVA	£ 0.50
STR	Bryan Mbeumo	BRE	£ 0.50
			£ 64.50

Young Boys 2021/22

Since: 2007

Trophy cabinet: Champions 2010/11 and 2015/16, Canesten Combi Cup winners 2008/09

Form
2007/08 – 5th
2008/09 – 3rd (cup winners)
2009/10 – 2nd
2010/11 – 1st (champions)
2011/12 – 4th
2013/14 – 16th
2014/15 – 6th
2015/16 – 1st (champions)
2016/17 – 12th
2017/18 – 12th
2018/19 – 9th
2019/20 – 9th
2020/21 – 18th (relegated)

Auction XI

Auction attendance: ~~in the pub~~ / ~~absent, silent bidder~~ / absent, complete autofill

GK	Alphonse Areola	WHU	£ 0.50
DEF	Benjamin Mendy	MCI	£ 0.50
DEF	Kurt Zouma	CHE	£ 0.50
DEF	Konstantinos Tsimikas	LIV	£ 0.50
DEF	Dan Burn	BHA	£ 0.50
MID	James Rodríguez	EVE	£ 0.50
MID	Jesse Lingard	MUN	£ 0.50
MID	Gabriel Martinelli	ARS	£ 0.50
MID	Bryan Gil	TOT	£ 0.50
STR	Ashley Barnes	BUR	£ 0.50
STR	Jordan Ayew	CRY	£ 0.50
			£ 5.50

Dagger’n’Redbridge 2021/22

Since: 2018

Trophy cabinet: Empty

Form
2018/19 – 24th (relegated)
2019/20 – 6th
2020/21 – 19th (relegated)

Sympathies: QPR

Auction XI

Auction attendance: ~~in the pub~~ / ~~absent, silent bidder~~ / absent, complete autofill

GK	Martin Dúbravka	NEW	£ 0.50
DEF	James Tarkowski	BUR	£ 0.50
DEF	Max Aarons	NOR	£ 0.50
DEF	Jack Stephens	SOU	£ 0.50
DEF	Davinson Sánchez	TOT	£ 0.50
MID	N’Golo Kanté	CHE	£ 0.50
MID	Fred	MUN	£ 0.50
MID	John McGinn	AVA	£ 0.50
MID	Abdoulaye Doucouré	EVE	£ 0.50
STR	Diogo Jota	LIV	£ 0.50
STR	Eddie Nketiah	ARS	£ 0.50
			£ 5.50

Judean Peoples’ Front 2021/22

Anders Breivik — The Judean Peoples’ Front manager

Since: 2008

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2007/08 – 11th
2009/10 – 6th
2011/12 – 9th
2012/13 – 3rd
2013/14 – 4th
2014/15 – 5th
2015/16 – 15th
2016/17 – 20th (relegated)
2017/18 – 17th
2018/19 – 21st
2019/20 – 20th (relegated)
2020/21 – 20th (relegated)

Sympathies: Manchester United

Auction XI

Auction attendance: ~~in the pub~~ / ~~absent, silent bidder~~ / absent, complete autofill

GK	Ederson	MCI	£ 0.50
DEF	Joe Gomez	LIV	£ 0.50
DEF	Andreas Christensen	CHE	£ 0.50
DEF	Jannik Vestergaard	SOU	£ 0.50
DEF	Angelo Ogbonna	WHU	£ 0.50
MID	Sergi Canós	BRE	£ 0.50
MID	Thomas Partey	ARS	£ 0.50
MID	Anwar El Ghazi	AVA	£ 0.50
MID	Wilfred Ndidi	LEI	£ 0.50
STR	Jay Rodriguez	BUR	£ 0.50
STR	Danny Welbeck	BHA	£ 0.50
			£ 5.50