Category: John N

Since: 2011

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2011/12 – 11th
2012/13 – 16th
2013/14 – 9th
2014/15 – 16th
2015/16 – 18th (relegated)
2016/17 – 21st (relegated)
2017/18 – 11th
2018/19 – 21st (relegated)
2020/21 – 3rd

Sympathies: Liverpool

Auction XI

Auction attendance: in the pub / absent, silent bidder / absent, complete autofill

GK	Nick Pope	BUR	£                   0.50
DEF	Tariq Lamptey	BHA	£                   0.50
DEF	Thiago Silva	CHE	£                   0.50
DEF	Varane	MUN	£                   0.50
DEF	Ricardo Pereira	LEI	£                   0.50
MID	Kevin De Bruyne	MCI	£                36.00
MID	Bertrand Traoré	AVA	£                   0.50
MID	Pedro Neto	WOL	£                   0.50
MID	Ainsley Maitland-Niles	ARS	£                   0.50
STR	Patrick Bamford	LEE	£                15.00
STR	Richarlison	EVE	£                  6.00
			£                61.00

Since: 2011

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2011/12 – 11th
2012/13 – 16th
2013/14 – 9th
2014/15 – 16th
2015/16 – 18th (relegated)
2016/17 – 21st (relegated)
2017/18 – 11th
2018/19 – 21st (relegated)

Sympathies: Liverpool

First transfer window

Nick Pope	BUR	£                     5.00
Andrew Robertson	LIV	£                 20.00
George Baldock	SHU	£                    4.00
David Luiz	ARS	£                     5.00
Jonny Evans	LEI	£                     0.50
Bertrand Traore	AVA	£                     5.00
João Moutinho	WOL	£                     3.00
Christian Pulisic	CHE	£                  17.00
Richarlison	EVE	£                  11.00
Danny Ings	SOU	£                 26.00
Patrick Bamford	LEE	£                     0.50
		£                  97.00

Auction XI

Nick Pope	BUR	£                     5.00
Andrew Robertson	LIV	£                 20.00
George Baldock	SHU	£                    4.00
David Luiz	ARS	£                     5.00
Jonny Evans	LEI	£                     0.50
Fred (loan)	MUN	£                     1.00
João Moutinho	WOL	£                     3.00
Christian Pulisic	CHE	£                  17.00
Richarlison	EVE	£                  11.00
Danny Ings	SOU	£                 26.00
Patrick Bamford	LEE	£                     0.50
		£                  93.00

Manager: John N (Yorkshire)

Since: 2011

Home ground: Guillotine Way

Training facility: The Coop

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2011/12 – 11th
2012/13 – 16th
2013/14 – 9th
2014/15 – 16th
2015/16 – 18th (relegated)
2016/17 – 21st (relegated)
2017/18 – 11th

Sympathies: Liverpool

Darts music: Hala Madrid y nada mas

First transfer window – October 2018

Starting budget: £16m
Spend: N/A
Player sales: N/A
Remaining budget: £16m

Schmeichel, K	LEI	£11.00
Kompany, V	MCY	£5.00
Trippier, K	TOT	£15.00
Coleman, S	EVE	£8.00
Koscielny, L	ARS	£9.00
Jorginho	CHE	£6.00
Shelvey, J	NEW	£7.00
Mooy, A	HUD	£5.00
Lingard, J	MUN	£17.00
Sturridge, D	LIV	£9.00
Vietto, L	FUL	£2.00
		£94.00

Auction XI

Schmeichel, K	LEI	£11.00
Kompany, V	MCY	£5.00
Trippier, K	TOT	£15.00
Coleman, S	EVE	£8.00
Koscielny, L	ARS	£9.00
Jorginho	CHE	£6.00
Shelvey, J	NEW	£7.00
Mooy, A	HUD	£5.00
Lingard, J	MUN	£17.00
Sturridge, D	LIV	£9.00
Vietto, L	FUL	£2.00
		£94.00

Manager: John N (Yorkshire)

Since: 2011

Home ground: Guillotine Way

Training facility: The Coop

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2011/12 – 11th
2012/13 – 16th
2013/14 – 9th
2014/15 – 16th
2015/16 – 18th (relegated)
2016/17 – 21st (relegated)

Sympathies: Liverpool

Darts music: Hala Madrid y nada mas

What the chalkstripes in Kenna HQ speculations department are saying: Tempered the incredible bargain of Alvaro Morata when the player became unexpectedly available by signing a Roma player. Piss poor transfer window attendance record – 100/1

Second transfer window – Friday 4 February 2018
Remaining budget: £6.5m

Player sales: Valencia to Sporting Lesbian for £0.5m, Barkley to FCT for £0.5m

Lloris, H	TOT	£10.00
van der Hoorn, M	SWA	£0.5m
Bertrand, R	SOT	£4.00
Schindler, C	HUD	£17.00
Mangala, E (TW2)	EVE	£0.50
Ox-Chamberlain, A	LIV	£5.00
Ibe, J	BOU	£3.00
Allen, J (TW2)	STO	£6.00
Morata, A	CHE	£6.00
Rondon, S	WBA	£9.00
Sanchez, A	MUN	£22.00
		£92m

First transfer window – Friday 6 October 2017
Remaining budget: £4.5m

Lloris, H	TOT	£10.00
Valencia, A	MUN	£9.00
Bertrand, R	SOT	£4.00
Schindler, C (TW1)	HUD	£17.00
Ox-Chamberlain, A	LIV	£5.00
Ibe, J	BOU	£3.00
Snodgrass, R	WHM	£6.00
Barkley, R	CHE	£6.00
Morata, A	CHE	£6.00
Rondon, S	WBA	£9.00
Sanchez, A (TW1)	ARS	£22.00
		£97m

Auction XI (3-4-3)
Remaining budget: £33.5m

Lloris, H	TOT	£10.00
Valencia, A	MUN	£9.00
Bertrand, R	SOT	£4.00
Kolarov, A	ROM	£8.00
Ox-Chamberlain, A	LIV	£5.00
Ibe, J	BOU	£3.00
Snodgrass, R	WHM	£6.00
Barkley, R	EVE	£6.00
Morata, A	CHE	£6.00
Rondon, S	WBA	£9.00
Origi, D	LIV	£0.50
		£66.50

Manager: John N (Yorkshire)

Since: 2011

Home ground: Guillotine Way

Training facility: The Coop

Trophy cabinet: empty

Kenna Index rating: 0.641 – 20th
2011/12 – 11th
2012/13 – 16th
2013/14 – 9th
2014/15 – 16th
2015/16 – 18th (relegated)

Sympathies: Liverpool

Darts music: Hala Madrid y nada mas

Starting XI – August auction

Stekelenburg, M	EVE	£5.00
Sagna, B	MCY	£5.00
Cresswell, A	WHM	£3.00
Vertonghen, J	TOT	£10.00
Johnson, A (TW2)	HMP Kenna	£21.00
Mane, S	LIV	£22.00
Zaha, W	CRY	£8.00
Ibe, J	BOU	£6.00
Januzaj, A	SUN	£4.00
Berahino, S	WBA	£9.00
Welbeck, D	ARS	£0.50
		£93.50

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (16th)

No changes.

Formation: 3-5-2
Remaining budget: £6.5m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017 (20th)

In
Scott Arfield – Burnley midfielder – £0.5m

Out
Adam Johnson – HMP Kenna midfielder – free

Formation: 3-5-2
Remaining budget: £6m

Manager: John N (Yorkshire)

Since: 2011

Last season: 9th

Trophy cabinet: empty (best finish – last season)

Sympathies: Liverpool

Darts music: Everyday Normal Guy – Jon Lajoie

Season preview in one sentence: Led the Kenna for a period of last season before falling into mid-table obscurity, and appears to have assembled a side capable of doing the same again.

Courtois, T	CHE	£4.00
Kompany, V	MCY	£13.00
Rangel, A	SWA	£1.00
Schlupp, J (TW1)	LEI	£5.00
Shaw, L	MUN	£13.00
Cazorla, S	ARS	£15.00
Gouffran, Y	NEW	£3.00
Huddlestone, T	HUL	£5.00
Lallana, A	LIV	£18.00
Adebayor, E	TOT	£10.00
Rodriguez, J	SOT	£0.50
		£87.00m

First transfer window – Friday 17 October 2014

In 
Schlupp, J – defender, LEI – £5m

Out
Ward, J – defender, CRY – £0m

Remaining budget – £14.5m

Second transfer window – Saturday 7 February 2015

No transfers.

Remaining budget: £19.5m