Managers – Page 10 – The Jeff Kenna League

Dulwich Red Sox 2018/19

Manager: Luke (Shropshire)

Twitter name: @Joneseyla

Since: 2011

Home ground: Dulwich Common

Training facility: Winter Wonderland

Trophy cabinet: Empty

Form
2011/12 – 13th
2013/14 – 22nd (relegated)

Sympathies: Liverpool

Darts music: Rat Rapping – Roland Rat (featuring Kevin the Hamster)

First transfer window – October 2018

Starting budget: £29.5m
Spend: N/A
Player sales: N/A
Remaining budget: £29.5m

Bravo, C	MCY	£0.50
Yedlin, D	NEW	£5.00
Bardsley, P	BUR	£0.50
Young, A	MUN	£5.00
Cahill, G	CHE	£0.50
Salah, M	LIV	£44.00
Richarlison	EVE	£16.00
Moura, L	TOT	£12.00
Ramsey, A	ARS	£6.00
Long, S	SOT	£0.50
Jimenez, R	WLV	£0.50
		£90.50

Auction XI

Bravo, C	MCY	£0.50
Yedlin, D	NEW	£5.00
Bardsley, P	BUR	£0.50
Young, A	MUN	£5.00
Cahill, G	CHE	£0.50
Salah, M	LIV	£44.00
Richarlison	EVE	£16.00
Moura, L	TOT	£12.00
Ramsey, A	ARS	£6.00
Long, S	SOT	£0.50
Jimenez, R	WLV	£0.50
		£90.50

Dynamo Charlton 2018/19

Manager: Alex (Surrey)

Twitter name: @alexbass75

Since: 2011

Home ground: The Dynamic Valley

Training facility: Stone Lake

Trophy cabinet: Olisadebe Euro 2012 winner

Form
2011/12 – 6th
2012/13 – 6th
2013/14 – 12th
2014/15 – 15th
2015/16 – 4th
2016/17 – 15th
2017/18 – 10th

Sympathies: Charlton Athletic

Darts music: The Gladiators TV theme

First transfer window – October 2018

Starting budget: £82.5m
Spend: £17m
Player sales: £0.5m (Chicharito to Bala Rinas)
Remaining budget: £66m

Foster, B	WAT	£10.00
Dalot, D	MUN	£0.50
Kolasinac, S	ARS	£0.50
Jorgensen, M	HUD	£0.50
Cook, S	BOU	£0.50
Pedro	CHE	£13.00
Moutinho, J	WLV	£5.00
Wijnaldum, G	LIV	£5.00
Jahanbakhsh, A	BTN	£0.50
Tosun, C	EVE	£26.00
Vokes, S (TW1)	BUR	£17.00
		£78.50

Auction XI

Foster, B	WAT	£10.00
Dalot, D	MUN	£0.50
Kolasinac, S	ARS	£0.50
Jorgensen, M	HUD	£0.50
Cook, S	BOU	£0.50
Pedro	CHE	£13.00
Moutinho, J	WLV	£5.00
Wijnaldum, G	LIV	£5.00
Jahanbakhsh, A	BTN	£0.50
Tosun, C	EVE	£26.00
Hernandez, J	WHM	£11.00
		£72.50

Cowley Casuals 2018/19

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Manager: Stu (Wolverhampton)

Twitter name: @sfinch100

Since: 2012

Home ground: Ground Zero Hours

Training facility: The Agency

Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winners 2015

Form
2012/13 – 17th
2013/14 – did not enter
2014/15 – 2nd
2015/16 – 12th
2016/17 – 7th
2017/18 – 16th

Sympathies: Wolves

Darts music: Menergy – Patrick Cowley

First transfer window – October 2018

Starting budget: £13m
Spend: £1.5m
Player sales: N/A
Remaining budget: 11.5m

Gunn, A	SOT	£0.50
Luiz, D	CHE	£10.00
Mendy, B	MCY	£26.00
Lovren, D (TW1)	LIV	£0.50
Jones, P (TW1)	MUN	£0.50
Jota, D	WLV	£16.00
Maddison, J	LEI	£9.00
Cairney, T	FUL	£10.00
Gomes, A (TW1)	EVE	£0.50
Wilson, C	BOU	£10.00
Deeney, T	WAT	£1.00
		£97.00

Auction XI

Gunn, A	SOT	£0.50
Luiz, D	CHE	£10.00
Mendy, B	MCY	£26.00
Lichtsteiner, S	ARS	£2.00
Fredericks, R	WHM	£0.50
Jota, D	WLV	£16.00
Maddison, J	LEI	£9.00
Cairney, T	FUL	£10.00
Fred	MUN	£12.00
Wilson, C	BOU	£10.00
Deeney, T	WAT	£1.00
		£97.00

Bala Rinas 2018/19

Manager: Lewis (Wales)

Twitter name: @jsl105

Since: 2007 (committee member – league treasurer)

Home ground: Bala Park

Training facility: Tutu Lake

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2007/08 – 12th (relegated)
2011/12 – 8th
2012/13 – 13th
2013/14 – 3rd
2014/15 – 3rd
2015/16 – 3rd
2016/17 – 9th
2017/18 – 19th

Sympathies: Wrexham

Darts music: C.R.E.A.M. – Wu Tang Clan

Second transfer window – February 2019

Starting budget: £106m
Spend: £2m
Player sales:
Remaining budget:

Moraes, E	MCY	£14.00
Doherty, M	WLV	£5.00
Shaw, L	MUN	£0.50
Zouma, K	EVE	£0.50
Lichtsteiner, S (TW2)	ARS	£0.50
Deulofeu, G	WAT	£0.50
Willian	CHE	£0.50
Milner, J	LIV	£0.50
Dier, E	TOT	£0.50
Hernandez, J	WHM	£0.50
Gabbiadini, M	SOT	£0.50
		£23.50

First transfer window – October 2018

Starting budget: £86.5m
Spend: £1.5m
Player sales: £11m (Joselu to Lokomotiv Leeds)
Remaining budget: £96m

Moraes, E	MCY	£14.00
Doherty, M	WLV	£5.00
Shaw, L	MUN	£0.50
Zouma, K	EVE	£0.50
Holding, R (TW1)	ARS	£0.50
Deulofeu, G	WAT	£0.50
Willian	CHE	£0.50
Milner, J	LIV	£0.50
Dier, E	TOT	£0.50
Hernandez, J (TW1)	WHM	£0.50
Gabbiadini, M (TW1)	SOT	£0.50
		£23.50

Auction XI

Moraes, E	MCY	£14.00
Doherty, M	WLV	£5.00
Shaw, L	MUN	£0.50
Zouma, K	EVE	£0.50
Balogun, L	BTN	£0.50
Deulofeu, G	WAT	£0.50
Willian	CHE	£0.50
Milner, J	LIV	£0.50
Dier, E	TOT	£0.50
Perez, L	WHM	£0.50
Joselu	NEW	£0.50
		£23.50

Fat Ladies 2018/19

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Manager: Ted (Coventry)

Twitter name: @haggerstontimes

Since: 2005 (co-founder)

Home ground: Haggerston Park

Training facility: Kingsland Road

Trophy cabinet: Champions 2007/08

Form
2005/06 – 5th
2007/08 – 4th
2008/09 – 1st
2009/10 – 12th (relegated)
2014/15 – 19th (relegated)

Sympathies: Coventry, Manchester United

Darts music: Single Ladies – Beyonce

Second transfer window – February 2019

Starting budget: £23.5m
Spend: £1.5m
Player sales: N/A
Remaining budget:

Rico, S	FUL	£2.00
Vertonghen, J	TOT	£16.00
van Dijk, V	LIV	£22.00
Laporte, A	MCY	£0.50
Soares, C (TW2)	SOT	£0.50
Hazard, E	CHE	£26.00
Suarez, D (TW2)	ARS	£0.50
Townsend, A (TW1)	CRY	£0.50
Fred (TW2)	MUN	£0.50
Mounie, S	HUD	£1.00
Vardy, J	LEI	£26.00
		£95.50

First transfer window – October 2018

Starting budget: £14.5m
Spend: £1m
Player sales: N/A
Remaining budget: £13.5m

Rico, S	FUL	£2.00
Vertonghen, J	TOT	£16.00
van Dijk, V	LIV	£22.00
Laporte, A	MCY	£0.50
Baines, L	EVE	£0.50
Hazard, E	CHE	£26.00
Fellaini, M (TW1)	MUN	£0.50
Townsend, A (TW1)	CRY	£0.50
Defour, S	BUR	£0.50
Mounie, S	HUD	£1.00
Vardy, J	LEI	£26.00
		£95.50

Auction XI

Rico, S	FUL	£2.00
Vertonghen, J	TOT	£16.00
van Dijk, V	LIV	£22.00
Laporte, A	MCY	£0.50
Baines, L	EVE	£0.50
Hazard, E	CHE	£26.00
Puncheon, J	CRY	£0.50
Herrera, A	MUN	£0.50
Defour, S	BUR	£0.50
Mounie, S	HUD	£1.00
Vardy, J	LEI	£26.00
		£95.50

Young Boys 2018/19

Manager: Denney (Wales)

Twitter name: @andenney

Since: 2007

Home ground: Yewtree Lane

Training facility: Fiddler’s Harris

Trophy cabinet: Champions 2010/11 and 2015/16, Canesten Combi Cup winners 2008/09

Form
2007/08 – 5th
2008/09 – 3rd (cup winners)
2009/10 – 2nd
2010/11 – 1st (champions)
2011/12 – 4th
2013/14 – 16th
2014/15 – 6th
2015/16 – 1st (champions)
2016/17 – 12th
2017/18 – 12th

Sympathies: Spurs

Darts music: We Don’t Talk Anymore – Sir Cliff Richard

Second transfer window – February 2019

Starting budget: £18.5m
Spend: £1.5m
Player sales:
Remaining budget: £m

Boruc, A (TW2)	BOU	£0.50
Gomez, J	LIV	£0.50
Keane, M	EVE	£3.00
Tomkins, J	CRY	£0.50
Rudiger, A	CHE	£15.00
Gross, P	BTN	£13.00
Silva, B	MCY	£25.00
Pereyra, R	WAT	£1.00
Herrera, A (TW2)	MUN	£0.50
Lacazette, A	ARS	£40.00
Niasse, O (TW2)	CAR	£0.50
		£99.50

First transfer window – October 2018

Starting budget: £10.5m
Spend: £2m
Player sales: N/A
Remaining budget: £8.5m

Bettinelli, M (TW1)	FUL	£0.50
Gomez, J	LIV	£0.50
Keane, M	EVE	£3.00
Tomkins, J	CRY	£0.50
Rudiger, A	CHE	£15.00
Gross, P	BTN	£13.00
Silva, B	MCY	£25.00
Pereyra, R	WAT	£1.00
Lennon, A (TW1)	BUR	£0.50
Lacazette, A	ARS	£40.00
Depoitre, L (TW1)	HUD	£1.00
		£100m

Auction XI

Heaton, T	BUR	£0.50
Gomez, J	LIV	£0.50
Keane, M	EVE	£3.00
Tomkins, J	CRY	£0.50
Rudiger, A	CHE	£15.00
Gross, P	BTN	£13.00
Silva, B	MCY	£25.00
Pereyra, R	WAT	£1.00
Shipman, H	BRM	£0.50
Lacazette, A	ARS	£40.00
Llorente, F	TOT	£0.50
		£99.50

Chairman’s XI 2018/19

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Manager: Stix

Twitter name: @jeffkennaleague

Since: 2005 (co-founder and chairman)

Home ground: West Green Road

Training facility: Black Boy Lane

Trophy cabinet:
Champions 2005/06
Canesten Combi Cup winner 2006
Treble in 2009/2010 (league, cup, Dr Khumalo World Cup 2010)
Narcozep Cup winner 2017

Form
2005/06 – 1st
2006/07 – 3rd
2007/08 – 7th
2008/09 – 9th
2009/10 – 1st
2010/11 – 4th
2011/12 – 16th
2012/13 – 18th (relegated)
2013/14 – 10th
2014/15 – 11th
2015/16 – 11th
2016/17 – 13th (cup winner)
2017/18 – 15th

Sympathies: Kidderminster Harriers

Darts music: Let Me Be Your Fantasy – Baby D

Second transfer window – February 2019

Remaining budget: £22m
Spend: £0.5m
Player sales: N/A
Remaining budget: £21.5m

Hennessey, W	CRY	£1.00
Stones, J	MCY	£9.00
Azpilicueta, C	CHE	£17.00
Bertrand, R	SOT	£10.00
Daniels, C	BOU	£3.00
Antonio, M	WHM	£7.00
Ritchie, M	NEW	£6.00
Keita, N	LIV	£19.00
Neves, R	WLV	£17.00
Barnes, A	BUR	£3.00
Locadia, J (TW2)	BTN	£0.50
		£92.50

First transfer window – October 2018

Remaining budget: £12m
Spend: N/A
Player sales: N/A
Remaining budget: £12m

Hennessey, W	CRY	£1.00
Stones, J	MCY	£9.00
Azpilicueta, C	CHE	£17.00
Bertrand, R	SOT	£10.00
Daniels, C	BOU	£3.00
Antonio, M	WHM	£7.00
Ritchie, M	NEW	£6.00
Keita, N	LIV	£19.00
Neves, R	WLV	£17.00
Barnes, A	BUR	£3.00
Welbeck, D	ARS	£6.00
		£98.00

Auction XI

Hennessey, W	CRY	£1.00
Stones, J	MCY	£9.00
Azpilicueta, C	CHE	£17.00
Bertrand, R	SOT	£10.00
Daniels, C	BOU	£3.00
Antonio, M	WHM	£7.00
Ritchie, M	NEW	£6.00
Keita, N	LIV	£19.00
Neves, R	WLV	£17.00
Barnes, A	BUR	£3.00
Welbeck, D	ARS	£6.00
		£98.00

FC Testiculadewland

Pickford, J	ENG	£ 5.00
Rojo, M	ARG	£ 0.50
Meunier, T	BEL	£ 0.50
Kolarov, A	SRB	£ 0.50
Reus, M	GER	£ 8.00
Willian	BRA	£ 5.00
Lemar, T	FRA	£ 9.00
Dzagoev, A	RUS	£ 3.00
Ronaldo, C	POR	£ 41.00
Lewandowski, R	POL	£ 23.00
Costa, D	ESP	£ 0.50
		£ 96.00

Sporting Lesbians

Mohamedi, M	MOR	£ 0.50
Odriozola, A	ESP	£ 0.50
Rodriguez, R	SUI	£ 0.50
Danilo	BRA	£ 0.50
Rodriguez, J	COL	£ 25.00
Muller, T	GER	£ 30.00
Witsel, A	BEL	£ 0.50
Tolisso, C	FRA	£ 0.50
Cavani, E	URU	£ 20.00
Dybala, P	ARG	£ 17.00
Kane, H	ENG	£ 0.50
		£ 95.50

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Gallese, P	PER	£ 0.50
Walker, K	ENG	£ 8.00
Carvajal, D	ESP	£ 7.00
Marquinhos	BRA	£ 4.00
Lichtsteiner, S	SUI	£ 1.00
Eriksen, C	DEN	£ 18.00
Hazard, E	BEL	£ 26.00
Draxler, J	GER	£ 5.00
Lo Celso, G	ARG	£ 2.00
Mbappe, K	FRA	£ 25.00
Mandzukic, M	CRO	£ 0.50
		£ 97.00