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| Schmeichel, K | DEN | £ 0.50 |
| Godin, D | URU | £ 5.00 |
| Miranda | BRA | £ 0.50 |
| Mercado, G | ARG | £ 0.50 |
| Glik, K | POL | £ 0.50 |
| Sterling, R | ENG | £ 9.00 |
| Moutinho, J | POR | £ 0.50 |
| Honda, K | JPN | £ 0.50 |
| Werner, T | GER | £ 32.00 |
| Griezmann, A | FRA | £ 28.00 |
| Mertens, D | BEL | £ 0.50 |
| £ 77.50 |
Manager: Sholto (Wales)
Twitter name: @sholtoGH
Since: 2008
Home ground: Wetsuit Way
Training facility: The Island
Trophy cabinet: empty
Form
2007/08 – 11th
2009/10 – 6th
2011/12 – 9th
2012/13 – 3rd
2013/14 – 4th
2014/15 – 5th
2015/16 – 15th
2016/17 – 20th (relegated)
Sympathies: Manchester United
Darts music: Dr Dre – Bang Bang
What the chalkstripes in Kenna HQ speculations department are saying: This guy? The Borough Bugle? Not gonna happen – 500/1
Player sales: Henderson to Young Boys for £0.5m
| Adrian (TW2) | WHM | £0.50 |
| Jones, P | MUN | £0.50 |
| Lascelles, J | NEW | £0.50 |
| Olsson, M (TW1) | SWA | £0.50 |
| van Dijk, V (TW2 – from Lokomotiv Leeds) | LIV | £9.00 |
| Cabaye, Y | CRY | £0.50 |
| Bakayoko, T | CHE | £0.50 |
| Surman, A (TW2) | BOU | £0.50 |
| Doucoure, A (TW1) | WAT | £0.50 |
| Aguero, S | MCY | £46.00 |
| Ulloa, L (TW2) | BTN | £0.5m |
| £58.5m |
| Allsop, R (TW1) | BOU | £0.50 |
| Jones, P | MUN | £0.50 |
| Lowe, C (TW1) | HUD | £0.50 |
| Lascelles, J | NEW | £0.50 |
| Olsson, M (TW1) | SWA | £0.50 |
| Cabeye, Y | CRY | £0.50 |
| Henderson, J | LIV | £0.50 |
| Bakayoko, T | CHE | £0.50 |
| Dourcoure, A (TW1) | WAT | £0.50 |
| Aguero, S | MCY | £46.00 |
| Ramirez, S (TW1) | EVE | £0.50 |
| £51.00 |
| Vorm, M | TOT | £0.50 |
| Jones, P | MUN | £0.50 |
| Huth, R | LEI | £0.50 |
| Lascelles, J | NEW | £0.50 |
| Johnson, G | STO | £0.50 |
| Cabeye, Y | CRY | £0.50 |
| Henderson, J | LIV | £0.50 |
| Bakayoko, T | CHE | £0.50 |
| Lennon, A | EVE | £0.50 |
| Aguero, S | MCY | £46.00 |
| Perez, L | ARS | £0.50 |
| £51.00 |
Manager: Stix
Twitter name: @jeffkennaleague
Since: 2005 (co-founder and chairman)
Home ground: Big Wong
Training facility: The Forbidden Garden
Trophy cabinet:
Champions 2005/06
Canesten Combi Cup winner 2006
Treble in 2009/2010 (league, cup, Dr Khumalo World Cup 2010)
Narcozep Cup winner 2017
Form
2005/06 – 1st
2006/07 – 3rd
2007/08 – 7th
2008/09 – 9th
2009/10 – 1st
2010/11 – 4th
2011/12 – 16th
2012/13 – 18th (relegated)
2013/14 – 10th
2014/15 – 11th
2015/16 – 11th
2016/17 – 13th (cup winner)
Sympathies: Kidderminster Harriers
Darts music: Let Me Be Your Fantasy – Baby D
What the chalkstripes in Kenna HQ speculations department are saying: Appears to have bought three players in no danger of walking on a football pitch anytime soon, another treble-winning season not on the cards – 50/1
| Pope, N | BUR | £0.50 |
| Luiz, D | CHE | £10.00 |
| Ogbonna, A | WHM | £0.50 |
| Jorgensen, M (TW1) | HUD | £6.00 |
| Mawson, A (TW1) | SWA | £0.50 |
| Alli, D | TOT | £35.00 |
| Silva, B | MCY | £17.00 |
| Gross, P (TW1) | BTN | £9.00 |
| Fraser, R (TW2) | BOU | £0.5m |
| Welbeck, D | ARS | £7.00 |
| Diabate, F (TW2) | LEI | £0.50 |
| £86.5m |
| Pope, N (TW1) | BUR | £0.50 |
| Luiz, D | CHE | £10.00 |
| Ogbonna, A | WHM | £0.50 |
| Jorgensen, M (TW1) | HUD | £6.00 |
| Mawson, A (TW1) | SWA | £0.50 |
| Alli, D | TOT | £35.00 |
| Silva, B | MCY | £17.00 |
| Gross, P (TW1) | BTN | £9.00 |
| Welbeck, D | ARS | £7.00 |
| Defoe, J | BOU | £13.00 |
| Jese (TW1) | STO | £2.00 |
| £101m |
| Heaton, T | BUR | £6.00 |
| Luiz, D | CHE | £10.00 |
| Clyne, N | LIV | £0.50 |
| Ogbonna, A | WHM | £0.50 |
| Janmaat, D | WAT | £0.50 |
| Alli, D | TOT | £35.00 |
| Silva, B | MCY | £17.00 |
| Drinkwater, D | LEI | £0.50 |
| Welbeck, D | ARS | £7.00 |
| Defoe, J | BOU | £13.00 |
| Lookman, A | EVE | £0.50 |
| £90.50 |
Manager: Weatherall (Liverpool)
Twitter name: @johnredknapp
Since: 2016
Home ground: The Jay-Jay Memorial Park
Training facility: Okocha
Trophy cabinet: empty
Form
2016/17 – 4th
Sympathies: Liverpool
Darts music: Smooth Operator – Sade
What the chalkstripes in Kenna HQ speculations department are saying: Creditable follow up to 4th place on debut remote – 1,000/1
No changes.
No changes.
*auction absentee: average remaining budget of managers who attended
| Romero, S | MUN | £0.50 |
| Moreno, A | LIV | £0.50 |
| Yoshida, M | SOT | £0.50 |
| Evans, J | WBA | £0.50 |
| Smith, A | BOU | £0.50 |
| Wilshere, J | ARS | £0.50 |
| Puncheon, J | CRY | £0.50 |
| Wanyama, V | TOT | £0.50 |
| Nolito | MCY | £0.50 |
| Remy, L | CHE | £0.50 |
| Musa, A | LEI | £0.50 |
| £5.50 |
Manager: Will (Worcestershire)
Twitter name: @chainfir3
Since: 2010
Home ground: King George’s Park
Training facility: The Alma
Trophy cabinet: Empty (highest league position – 8th in 2010/11)
Kenna Index rating: N/A
2010/11 – 8th
2012/13 – 19th (relegated)
2013/14 – did not enter
2014/15 – did not enter
2015/16 – 7th
2016/17 – 10th
Sympathies: Kidderminster Harriers
Darts music: Mary Jane – Rick James
What the chalkstripes in Kenna HQ speculations department are saying: Auction absentee only managed to sign de Gea, Baines and Rudiger as targets followed by an unkind auto pick – 100/1
| de Gea, D | MUN | £8.00 |
| Baines, L | EVE | £13.00 |
| Rudiger, A | CHE | £11.00 |
| Morgan, W | LEI | £0.50 |
| Bruno (TW2) | BTN | £0.50 |
| Can, E | LIV | £0.50 |
| Pereyra, R | WAT | £0.50 |
| Sissoko, M | TOT | £0.50 |
| Bony, W | SWA | £0.50 |
| Depoitre, L (TW1) | HUD | £0.50 |
| Aubameyang, P (TW2) | ARS | £19.00 |
| £54.5m |
| de Gea, D | MUN | £8.00 |
| Baines, L | EVE | £13.00 |
| Rudiger, A | CHE | £11.00 |
| Bill Cosby | BRA | £0.50 |
| Morgan, W | LEI | £0.50 |
| Can, E | LIV | £0.50 |
| Pereyra, R | WAT | £0.50 |
| Sissoko, M | TOT | £0.50 |
| Arter, H | BOU | £0.50 |
| Bony, W | SWA | £0.50 |
| Depoitre, L (TW1) | HUD | £0.50 |
| £36m |
*auction absentee: average remaining budget of managers who attended
| de Gea, D | MUN | £8.00 |
| Baines, L | EVE | £13.00 |
| Rudiger, A | CHE | £11.00 |
| Mertesacker, P | ARS | £0.50 |
| Morgan, W | LEI | £0.50 |
| Can, E | LIV | £0.50 |
| Sissoko, M | TOT | £0.50 |
| Arter, H | BOU | £0.50 |
| Pereyra, R | WAT | £0.50 |
| Carroll, A | WHM | £0.50 |
| Bony, W | MCY | £0.50 |
| £36.00 |
Name: Kirk (Shropshire)
Twitter name: @KirkMcDowell
Since: 2017
Home ground: Jason Wilfred Road
Training facility: The Engolo
Trophy cabinet: Empty (debut season)
Sympathies: Luton Town
Darts music: Punching in a Dream – The Naked and Famous
What the chalkstripes in Kenna HQ speculations department are saying: A debutante hasn’t won the Kenna for more than decade, no one has ever won the Kenna without attending the auction, put that in your in-play betting spread sheet and smoke it – 500/1
No changes.
No changes.
| Caballero, W | CHE | £0.50 |
| Williams, A | EVE | £7.00 |
| Danilo | MCY | £0.50 |
| Sakho, M | LIV | £0.50 |
| Pieters, E | STO | £0.50 |
| Lingard, J | MUN | £0.50 |
| Iwobi, A | ARS | £8.00 |
| Stanislas, J | BOU | £5.50 |
| Gray, D | LEI | £0.50 |
| Fer, L | SWA | £0.50 |
| Gray, A | BUR | £0.50 |
| £24.50 |
Manager: Lewis (Wales)
Twitter name: @jsl105
Since: 2007 (committee member – league treasurer)
Home ground: Bala Park
Training facility: Tutu Lake
Trophy cabinet: empty
Form
2007/08 – 12th (relegated)
2011/12 – 8th
2012/13 – 13th
2013/14 – 3rd
2014/15 – 3rd
2015/16 – 3rd
2016/17 – 9th
Sympathies: Wrexham
Darts music: C.R.E.A.M. – Wu Tang Clan
What the chalkstripes in Kenna HQ speculations department are saying: The league treasurer ended a run of three podium finishes last season with 9th place and having not showed up to the auction a new pattern of disappointing mid-table form has been born – 50/1
No changes.
| Elliot, R | NEW | £1.50 |
| Naughton, K | SWA | £0.50 |
| Shawcross, R | STO | £0.50 |
| Taylor, C | BUR | £1.00 |
| Suttner, M | BTN | £0.50 |
| Willian | CHE | £3.50 |
| Fellaini, M | MUN | £0.50 |
| Fernandinho | MCY | £0.50 |
| Austin, C | SOT | £11.00 |
| Ings, D | LIV | £0.50 |
| Kachunga, E | HUD | £0.50 |
| £20.50 |
Manager: Pete (Teeside)
Twitter name: @peterball01
Since: 2012
Home ground: Undetermined Street
Training facility: Klub Kudos
Trophy cabinet: Empty (best finish – 14th in 2012/13)
Kenna Index rating: 0.78 – 24th
2012/13 – 14th
2013/14 – 17th
2014/15 – 18th (relegated)
2015/16 – 19th (relegated)
2016/17 – Did not enter
Sympathies: Boro
Darts music: Theme from ‘The Power Game’ – Cyril Stapleton
What the chalkstripes in Kenna HQ speculations department are saying: Buying four players, dropping the mic and leaving the rest to autofill could guarantee a third straight relegation – 50/1
No changes.
|
Ryan, M (TW1) |
BTN |
£0.50 |
|
Otamendi, N |
MCY |
£0.50 |
|
Reid, W |
WHM |
£0.50 |
|
Dann, S |
CRY |
£0.50 |
|
Maguire, H |
LEI |
£0.50 |
|
Ozil, M |
ARS |
£20.00 |
|
Eriksen, C |
TOT |
£30.00 |
|
Pedro |
CHE |
£18.00 |
|
Mata, J |
MUN |
£18.00 |
|
Vokes, S |
BUR |
£6.00 |
|
Calvert-Lewin, D (TW1) |
EVE |
£12.00 |
|
£106.5m |
|
Karius, L |
LIV |
£0.50 |
|
Otamendi, N |
MCY |
£0.50 |
|
Reid, W |
WHM |
£0.50 |
|
Dann, S |
CRY |
£0.50 |
|
Maguire, H |
LEI |
£0.50 |
|
Ozil, M |
ARS |
£20.00 |
|
Eriksen, C |
TOT |
£30.00 |
|
Pedro |
CHE |
£18.00 |
|
Mata, J |
MUN |
£18.00 |
|
Vokes, S |
BUR |
£6.00 |
|
Afobe, B |
BOU |
£0.50 |
|
£95.00 |
Manager: John N (Yorkshire)
Since: 2011
Home ground: Guillotine Way
Training facility: The Coop
Trophy cabinet: empty
Form
2011/12 – 11th
2012/13 – 16th
2013/14 – 9th
2014/15 – 16th
2015/16 – 18th (relegated)
2016/17 – 21st (relegated)
Sympathies: Liverpool
Darts music: Hala Madrid y nada mas
What the chalkstripes in Kenna HQ speculations department are saying: Tempered the incredible bargain of Alvaro Morata when the player became unexpectedly available by signing a Roma player. Piss poor transfer window attendance record – 100/1
Player sales: Valencia to Sporting Lesbian for £0.5m, Barkley to FCT for £0.5m
| Lloris, H | TOT | £10.00 |
| van der Hoorn, M | SWA | £0.5m |
| Bertrand, R | SOT | £4.00 |
| Schindler, C | HUD | £17.00 |
| Mangala, E (TW2) | EVE | £0.50 |
| Ox-Chamberlain, A | LIV | £5.00 |
| Ibe, J | BOU | £3.00 |
| Allen, J (TW2) | STO | £6.00 |
| Morata, A | CHE | £6.00 |
| Rondon, S | WBA | £9.00 |
| Sanchez, A | MUN | £22.00 |
| £92m |
|
Lloris, H |
TOT |
£10.00 |
|
Valencia, A |
MUN |
£9.00 |
|
Bertrand, R |
SOT |
£4.00 |
|
Schindler, C (TW1) |
HUD |
£17.00 |
|
Ox-Chamberlain, A |
LIV |
£5.00 |
|
Ibe, J |
BOU |
£3.00 |
|
Snodgrass, R |
WHM |
£6.00 |
|
Barkley, R |
CHE |
£6.00 |
|
Morata, A |
CHE |
£6.00 |
|
Rondon, S |
WBA |
£9.00 |
|
Sanchez, A (TW1) |
ARS |
£22.00 |
|
£97m |
|
Lloris, H |
TOT |
£10.00 |
|
Valencia, A |
MUN |
£9.00 |
|
Bertrand, R |
SOT |
£4.00 |
|
Kolarov, A |
ROM |
£8.00 |
|
Ox-Chamberlain, A |
LIV |
£5.00 |
|
Ibe, J |
BOU |
£3.00 |
|
Snodgrass, R |
WHM |
£6.00 |
|
Barkley, R |
EVE |
£6.00 |
|
Morata, A |
CHE |
£6.00 |
|
Rondon, S |
WBA |
£9.00 |
|
Origi, D |
LIV |
£0.50 |
|
£66.50 |
Manager: Denney (Wales)
Twitter name: @andenney
Since: 2007
Home ground: Yewtree Lane
Training facility: Fiddler’s Harris
Trophy cabinet: Champions 2010/11 and 2015/16, Canesten Combi Cup winners 2008/09
Form
2007/08 – 5th
2008/09 – 3rd (cup winners)
2009/10 – 2nd
2010/11 – 1st (champions)
2011/12 – 4th
2013/14 – 16th
2014/15 – 6th
2015/16 – 1st (champions)
2016/17 – 12th
Sympathies: Spurs
Darts music: We Don’t Talk Anymore – Sir Cliff Richard
What the chalkstripes in Kenna HQ speculations department are saying: Manager attempts to bounce back from his disappointing title defence last season by signing three defensive midfield players and making Christian Benteke his second-most-expensive player – 35/1
Player sales: Steve Davis to Sleptember XI for £0.5m
| Fabianski, L | SWA | £0.50 |
| Cahill, G | CHE | £17.00 |
| Bailly, E | MUN | £5.00 |
| Sanchez, D (TW1) | TOT | £5.00 |
| Hegazi, A (TW1) | WBA | £2.00 |
| Ndidi, W | LEI | £0.50 |
| Lennon, A (TW2) | BUR | £13.00 |
| Henderson, J (TW2 – from JPF) | LIV | £0.50 |
| Hugill, J (TW2) | WHM | £0.50 |
| Jesus, G | MCY | £31.00 |
| Deeney, T (TW1) | WAT | £0.50 |
| £75.5m |
|
Fabianski, L |
SWA |
£0.50 |
|
Cahill, G |
CHE |
£17.00 |
|
Sanchez, D (TW1) |
TOT |
£5.00 |
|
Bailly, E |
MUN |
£5.00 |
|
Hegazi, A (TW1) |
WBA |
£2.00 |
|
Sako, B (TW1) |
CRY |
£0.50 |
|
Davis, S (TW1) |
SOT |
£0.50 |
|
Ndidi, W |
LEI |
£0.50 |
|
Deeney, T (TW1) |
WAT |
£8.00 |
|
Jesus, G |
MCY |
£31.00 |
|
Joselu |
STO |
£0.50 |
|
£70.5m |
|
Fabianski, L |
SWA |
£0.50 |
|
Cahill, G |
CHE |
£17.00 |
|
Nyom, A |
WBA |
£0.50 |
|
Bailly, E |
MUN |
£5.00 |
|
Ndidi, W |
LEI |
£0.50 |
|
Ward-Prowse, J |
SOT |
£0.50 |
|
Gradel, M |
BOU |
£0.50 |
|
Dier, E |
TOT |
£0.50 |
|
Benteke, C |
CRY |
£29.00 |
|
Jesus, G |
MCY |
£31.00 |
|
Joselu |
STO |
£0.50 |
|
£85.50 |
