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Manager: Kike
Nationality: L’Espingouin
International honours: none
Formation: 3-5-2
| Patricio, R | POT | £11m |
| Koscielny, L | FRA | £17m |
| De Sciglio, M | ITA | £10m |
| Sivok, T | CZE | £0.5m |
| Rakitic, I | CRO | £16m |
| Gotze, M | GER | £16m |
| Dier, E | ENG | £0.5m |
| Okotie, R | AUT | £0.5m |
| McCarthy, J | IRL | £5m |
| Origi, D | BEL | £1m |
| Nolito | ESP | £20m |
| £97.5m |
Manager: James N
Nationality: Le Rosbif
International honours: 2014 Emerson World Cup champions
Formation: 3-4-3
| Neuer, M | GER | £16m |
| Cahill, G | ENG | £5m |
| Corluka, V | CRO | £0.5m |
| Piszczek, L | POL | £0.5m |
| Turan, A | TUR | £8m |
| Alcantara, T | ESP | £13m |
| Dzsudzsak, B | HUN | £0.5m |
| Kucka, J | SVK | £0.5m |
| Lukaku, R | BEL | £25m |
| Yarmolenko, A | UKR | £5m |
| Griezmann, A | FRA | £19m |
| £93m |
Manager: Jack
Nationality: Le Rosbif
International honours: 2006 Claudio Canniggia World Champions
Formation: 4-4-2
| Cech, P | CZE | £9m |
| Pique, G | ESP | £18m |
| Vertonghen, J | BEL | £10m |
| Glik, K | POL | £5m |
| Rami, A | FRA | £20m |
| Nani | POT | £13m |
| De Rossi, D | ITA | £1m |
| Lallana, A | ENG | £10m |
| Edwards, D | WAL | £10m |
| Walters, J | IRL | £0.5m |
| Seferovic, H | SUI | £3m |
| £99.5m |
Manager: Stix
Twitter name: @jeffkennaleague
Since: 2005 (co-founder and chairman)
Home ground: St Ann’s
Training facility: Black Boy Lane
Trophy cabinet: Champions 2005/06, Canesten Combi Cup winner 2006, treble in 2009/2010 (league, cup, Dr Khumalo World Cup 2010)
Kenna Index rating: 0.48 – 8th
2005/06 – 1st
2006/07 – 3rd
2007/08 – 7th
2008/09 – 9th
2009/10 – 1st
2010/11 – 4th
2011/12 – 16th
2012/13 – 18th (relegated)
2013/14 – 10th
2014/15 – 11th
Sympathies: Kidderminster Harriers
Darts music: Let Me Be Your Fantasy – Baby D
Season preview in one sentence (on 29 September): A team built for the hardship of a long season rather than glitz.
| Mignolet, S | LIV | £9m |
| Gabriel (TW1) | ARS | £14m |
| Bertrand, R | SOT | £10m |
| Bassong, S | NOR | £3m |
| O’Shea, J | SUN | £0.5m |
| Abdi, A (TW2) | WAT | £0.5m |
| Kante, N (TW2) | LEI | £0.5m |
| Oscar | CHE | £11m |
| Fletcher, D (TW2) | WAT | £0.5m |
| Gomis, B | SWA | £7m |
| Aguero, S | MCY | £39m |
| £95m |
In
Gabriel – Arsenal defender – £14m
Out
Trippier, K – Tottenham defender – free
Remaining budget: £5m
In
Kante, N – Leicester midfielder – £0.5m
Fletcher, D – West Brom midfielder – £0.5m
Abdi, A – Watford midfielder – £0.5m
Out
Carrick, M – Manchester United midfielder – free
Puncheon, J – Crystal Palace midfielder – free
Colback, J – Newcastle midfielder – free
Remaining budget: £13m
Manager: Hugo (Tyneside)
Twitter name: @Hugeist
Since: 2012
Home ground: Cobbled Way
Training facility: The Outhouse
Trophy cabinet: Empty
Kenna Index rating: N/A
2012/13 – 12th
2013/14 – 14th
Sympathies: Newcastle
Darts music: Northern Calypso – Hale & Pace
Season preview in one sentence (on 29 September): Hardly a title-winning auction effort.
| Myhill, B (TW1) | WBA | £9m |
| Martin, R (TW1) | NOR | £0.5m |
| Rose, D | TOT | £5m |
| Soares, C | SOT | £7m |
| Jagielka, P | EVE | £7m |
| Hazard, E | CHE | £39m |
| Kouyate, C (TW1) | WHU | £10m |
| Wijnaldum, G | NEW | £11m |
| Sako, B (TW1) | CRY | £8m |
| Borini, F (TW1) | SUN | £0.5m |
| Deeney, T | WAT | £0.5m |
| £97.5m |
In
Myhill, B – West Brom goalkeeper – £9m
Martin, R – Norwich defender – £0.5m
Kouyate, C – West Ham midfielder – £10m
Sako, B – Crystal Palace midfielder – £8m
Borini, F – Sunderland striker – £0.5m
Out
Schmeichel, K – Leicester goalkeeper – £0.5m (to Walthamstow Reds)
Mertesacker, P – Arsenal defender – £0.5m (to Hairy Fadjeetas)
Schweinsteiger, B – Manchester United midfielder – free
Gredl, M – Bournemouth midfielder – free
Jerome, C – Norwich striker – £0.5m (to Headless Chickens)
Remaining budget: £4m
No changes.
Remaining budget: £4m
Manager: Abdi (Somalia)
Twitter name: @abdinw1
Since: 2010
Home ground: Mogadishu Arena
Training facility: Spyglass Hill
Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2012/13
Kenna Index rating: 0.68 – 22nd
2010/11 – 14th
2011/12 – 5th
2012/13 – 8th
2013/14 – 21st (relegated)
2014/15 – 20th (relegated)
Sympathies: Arsenal
Darts music: The Trumpet Hornpipe
Season preview in one sentence (on 28 September): For the second auction in a row the absent manager has had Serbian Nemenja thrust into his midfield by the The Rub: one could say auto-Matic-ally.
| Vorm, M (TW2) | TOT | £?m |
| Sagna, B | MCY | £0.5m |
| Soares, C (TW2) | SOT | £?m |
| Walker, K (TW1) | TOT | £11m |
| Olsson, J | WBA | £0.5m |
| Johnson, A (TW2) | SUN | £?m |
| Arnautovic, M (TW1) | STO | £7m |
| Ayew, J (TW2) | AVL | £?m |
| Gosling, D (TW2) | BOU | £?m |
| Okazaki, S (TW2) | LEI | £?m |
| Ings, D | LIV | £0.5m |
| £?m |
In -£24.5m
Gomes, H – Watford goalkeeper – £3m
Galloway, B – Everton defender – £2m
Walker, K – Tottenham defender – £11m
Arnautovic, M – Stoke midfielder – £7m
Inler, G – Leicester midfielder – £0.5m
Moses, V – West Ham midfielder – £0.5m
Bamford, P – Crystal Palace striker – £0.5m
Out +£0.5m
Vorm, M – Tottenham goalkeeper – free
Brown, W – Sunderland defender – free
Bardsley, P – Stoke defender – free
Valencia, A – Man United midfielder – free
Wanyama, V – Southampton midfielder – free
Dyer, N – Leicester midfielder – £0.5m (to Lokomotiv Leeds)
Welbeck, D – Arsenal striker – free
Remaining budget: £2m
In
Vorm, M – Tottenham goalkeeper – £?m
Soares, C – Southampton defender – £?m
Johnson, A – Sunderland midfielder – £?m
Ayew, J – Aston Villa midfielder – £?m
Gosling, D – Bournemouth midfielder – £?m
Okazaki, S – Leicester striker – £?m
Out
Gomes, H – Watford goalkeeper – free
Galloway, B – Everton defender – free
Matic, N – Chelsea midfielder – free
Inler, G – Stoke midfielder – free
Moses, V – West Ham midfielder – free
Bamford, P – Crystal Palace striker – free
Remaining budget: £?m
Manager: Jack (Hampshire)
Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)
Home ground: South Hackney Caravan Park
Training facility: Any patch of grass that riles local residents
Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2008, Claudio Caniggia World Cup 2006 win (under review)
Kenna Index rating: 0.564 – 12th
2005/06 – 7th
2007/08 – 8th
2008/09 – 8th
2009/10 – 7th
2010/11 – 5th
2011/12 – 7th
2012/13 – 15th
2013/14 – 5th
2014/15 – 13th
Sympathies: Spurs
Darts music: I’m A Pikey – Enrique Iglesias
Season preview in one sentence:
| Elliot, R (TW2) | NEW | £?m |
| Reid, W | WHM | £4m |
| van Dijk, V (TW1) | SOT | £0.5m |
| Cameron, G (TW2) | STO | £?m |
| Koscielny, L | ARS | £10m |
| Sigurdsson, G | SWA | £12m |
| Lamela, E | TOT | £6m |
| Depay, M | MUN | £11m |
| Firmino, R | LIV | £18m |
| Adebayor, E (TW2) | CRY | £?m |
| Ighalo, O (TW1) | WAT | £20m |
| £?m |
In
McCarthy, A – Crystal Palace goalkeeper – £8m
van Dijk, V – Southampton defender – £0.5m
Ighalo, O – Watford striker – £20m
Out
Foster, B – West Brom goalkeeper – free
Pearson, J – Bramble defender – free
Ulloa, L – Leicester striker – free
Remaining budget: £1m
In
Elliot, R – Newcastle goalkeeper – £?m
Cameron, G – Stoke defender – £?m
Adebayor, E – Crystal Palace striker – £?m
Out
McCarthy, A – Crystal Palace goalkeeper – free
Cahill, G – Chelsea defender – free
Diouf, M – Stoke striker – free
Remaining budget: £?m
Manager: James N (Yorkshire)
Since: 2011
Home ground: Scrotrot Street
Training facility: The Death Star
Trophy cabinet: 2013/14 and 2011/12 league and cup double, 2014 Emerson World Cup winner
Kenna Index rating: 0.137 – 1st
2011/12 – 1st
2012/13 – 2nd
2013/14 – 1st
2014/15 – 7th
Sympathies: Everton
Darts music: Space March – John Barry
Season preview in one sentence (on 28 September): An uncharacteristically underwhelming side from the Dark Lord of the Kenna, who would appear to have his hands full with Aleksander Mitrovic’s anger management issues.
| Courtois, T (TW1) | CHE | £0.5m |
| Otamendi, N (TW2) | MCY | £?m |
| Morgan, W (TW2) | LEI | £?m |
| Sakho, M | LIV | £0.5m |
| Ogbonna, A | WHM | £4m |
| Walcott, T | ARS | £19m |
| Tadic, D | SOT | £7m |
| Cabaye, Y | CRY | £17m |
| Deulofeu, G (TW2) | EVE | £?m |
| Naismith, S (TW2) | NOR | £?m |
| Krkic, B (TW1) | STO | £2m |
| £?m |
In
Courtois, T – Chelsea goalkeeper – £0.5m (from Walthamstow Reds)
Krkic, B – Stoke striker – £2m (from Walthamstow Reds)
Out
Romero, S – Manchester United goalkeeper – free
Fletcher, S – Sunderland striker – free
Remaining budget: £11.5m
In
Otamendi, N – Manchester City defender – £?m
Morgan, W – Leicester defender – £?m
Deulofeu, G – Everton midfielder – £?m
Naismith, S – Norwich striker – £?m
Out
Clichy, G – Manchester City defender – free
Coleman, S – Everton defender – free
Sinclair, S – Aston Villa midfielder – free
Mitrovic, A – Newcastle striker – free
Remaining budget: £?m
Manager: John N (Yorkshire)
Since: 2011
Home ground: Guillotine Way
Training facility: The Coop
Trophy cabinet: empty
Kenna Index rating: 0.641 – 20th
2011/12 – 11th
2012/13 – 16th
2013/14 – 9th
2014/15 – 16th
Sympathies: Liverpool
Darts music: Hala Madrid y nada mas
Season preview in one sentence (on 27 September): When a manager Brambles himself with two Read Madrid players, what further punishment can Kenna HQ mete out?
| Lloris, H | TOT | £8m |
| Kompany, V | MCY | £14m |
| Janmaat, D | NEW | £6m |
| Williams, A | SWA | £7m |
| Ramos, S | RMA | £0.5m |
| Schneiderlin, M | MUN | £4m |
| Lallana, A | LIV | £0.5m |
| Cleverley, T | EVE | £0.5m |
| Adam, C | STO | £0.5m |
| Costa, D | CHE | £50m |
| Jerome, C (TW1) | NOR | £0.5m |
| £91.5m |
In
Jerome, C – Norwich striker – £0.5m
Out
Ronaldo, C – Real Madrid striker – free
Remaining budget: £13m
No changes.
Remaining budget: £13m
Manager: George (Bromley)
Since: 2013
Home ground: Bamboo Avenue
Training facility: Certain Extinction
Trophy cabinet: Empty (highest finish – 6th)
Kenna Index rating: N/A
2013/14 – 6th
2014/15 – 12th
Sympathies: Millwall
Darts music: True Love Ways – Buddy Holly
Season preview in one sentence (on 27 September): For the third successive season, the manager is relying on Giroud for goals.
| Fabianski, L | SWA | £9m |
| Caulker, S | SOT | £5m |
| Dann, S | CRY | £5m |
| Tomkins, J | WHM | £3m |
| Richards, M | AVL | £6m |
| Silva, D | MCY | £23m |
| Milner, J | LIV | £10m |
| Willian | CHE | £1m |
| Young, A | MUN | £1m |
| Giroud, O | ARS | £14m |
| Lambert, R | WBA | £7m |
| £84m |
No changes.
Remaining budget: £21m
No changes.
Remaining budget: £21m
