Managers – Page 22 – The Jeff Kenna League

Cowley Casuals 2014/15

Stu manager pic — Buckets of potential: The Cowley Casuals manager

Manager: Stu (Wolverhampton)

Twitter name: @sfinch100

Since: 2012

Last season: Did not enter

Trophy cabinet: Empty (highest league finish – 17th in 2012/13)

Sympathies: Wolves

Darts music: Menergy – Patrick Cowley

Season preview in one sentence: Returning to the Kenna after a season off, the manager has assembled a competent side most likely to be undone by squad rotation.

Forster, F	SOT	£ 0.50
Caulker, S	QPR	£ 4.00
Lescott, J	WBA	£ 2.00
Jenkinson, C	WHM	£ 4.00
van Aanholt, P (TW1)	SUN	£ 5.00
Bolasie, Y	CRY	£ 2.00
Milner, J (TW1)	MCY	£ 0.50
Willian	CHE	£ 8.00
di Maria, A (TW1)	MUN	£ 20.00
Lukaku, R	EVE	£ 10.00
Ulloa, L (TW1)	LEI	£ 9.00
		£ 65.00m

First transfer window – Friday 17 October 2014

In
van Aanholt, P – defender, SUN – £5m
Milner, J – midfielder, MCY – £0.5m
di Maria, A – midfielder, MUN – £20m
Ulloa, L – striker, LEI – £9m

Out
Naughton, K – defender, TOT – £0m
Coutinho, P – midfielder, LIV – £7m
Ince, T – midfielder, HUL – £0m
Ings, D – striker, BUR – £0m

Remaining budget: £13.5m

Second transfer window – Saturday 7 February 2015

No transfers.

Remaining budget: £13.5m

Hairy Fadjeetas 2014/15

Manager: Aiden (Yorkshire)

Since: 2011

Last season: 13th

Trophy cabinet: Empty (highest league position – 9th in 2012/13)

Sympathies: Sheffield Wednesday

Darts music: The Vag1na Song

Season preview in one sentence: Creativity in midfield, but severely limited striking options and the Scottish Cafu in defence will leave title challenge hopes stranded in the bush.

Mignolet, S	LIV	£ 6.00
Taylor, N	SWA	£ 0.50
Mangala, E	MCY	£ 0.50
Rosenior, L	HUL	£ 0.50
Hutton, A	AVL	£ 0.50
Barkley, R	EVE	£ 10.00
Oxlade-Chamberlain, A	ARS	£ 10.00
Hazard, E	CHE	£ 23.00
Amalfitano, M (TW2)	WHU	£ 0.50
Falcao, R (TW1)	MUN	£ 9.00
Cisse, P (TW1)	NEW	£ 8.00
		£ 68.00m

First transfer window – Friday 17 October 2014

In
Falcao – striker, MUN – £9m
Papiss Cisse – striker, NEW – £8m

Out
Murray, G – striker, CRY – £0m
Nugent, D – striker, LEI – £0m

Remaining budget: £25m

Second transfer window – Saturday 7 February 2015

In
Amalfitano, M – midfielder, WHU – £0.5m

Out
Rodwell, J – midfielder, SUN – £0m

Remaining budget: £34.5m

Los Rojos

Manager: Jorge

Nationality: Spanish

International honours: none

Akinfeev, I – RUS – GK	£0.50
Alves, D – BRA – DEF	£21.00
Pique, G – ESP – DEF	£1.00
Marquez, R – MEX – DEF	£0.50
Uchida, A – JPN – DEF	£0.50
Rakitic, I – CRO – MID	£18.00
Robben, A – NED – MID	£29.00
Witsel, A – BEL – MID	£1.00
Marchisio, C – ITA – MID	£0.50
Drogba, D – CIV – STR	£8.00
Sturridge, D – ENG – STR	£7.00
	£87.00

Testiculadew Land

Manager: James N

Nationality: English

International honours: none

Courtois, T – BEL – GK	£12.00
Torosidis, V – GRE – DEF	£0.50
Spahic, E – BIH – DEF	£0.50
Blind, D – NED – DEF	£0.50
Schar, F – SUI – DEF	£0.50
Kroos, T – GER – MID	£0.50
Dzagoev, A – RUS – MID	£0.50
Barkley, R – ENG – MID	£0.50
Honda, K – JAP – MID	£0.50
Messi, L – ARG – STR	£50.00
Balotelli, M – ITA – STR	£17.00
	£83.00

Rio De Je Don’t Know

Manager: Pete

Nationality: English

International honours: none

Kawashima, E – JPN – GK	£0.50
Jones, P – ENG – DEF	£1.00
Zokora, D – CIV – DEF	£0.50
Mensah, J – GHA – DEF	£0.50
Almeida, A – POR – DEF	£0.50
Schweinsteiger, B – GER – MID	£20.00
Iniesta, A – ESP – MID	£31.00
Mejia, A – COL – MID	£0.50
Glushakov, D – RUS – MID	£0.50
Hulk – BRA – STR	£34.00
Jelavic, N – CRO – STR	£1.00
	£90.00

The Man From Piedmonte

Manager: Phil

Nationality: England

International honours: none

Patricio, R – POR – GK	£0.50
Baines, L – ENG – DEF	£15.00
Evra, P – FRA – DEF	£9.00
Vertonghen, J – BEL – DEF	£10.00
Lahm, P – GER – DEF	£13.00
Pirlo, A – ITA – MID	£13.00
Toure, Y – CIV – MID	£21.00
Fabregas, C – ESP – MID	£7.00
Valencia, A – ECU – MID	£0.50
Dzeko, E – BIH – STR	£9.00
Hernandez, J – MEX – STR	£0.50
	£98.50

Young Brazilian Boys (Where’s Neymar?)

Manager: Denney

Nationality: Welsh (definitely not Belgian)

International honours: none

Neuer, M – GER – GK	£11.00
Rojo, M – ARG – DEF	£0.50
Alderweireld, T – BEL – DEF	£0.50
Azpilicueta, C – ESP – DEF	£0.50
Pereira, A – URU – DEF	£0.50
Montero, J – ECU – MID	£0.50
Vidal, A – CHI – MID	£10.00
Boateng, K – GHA – MID	£1.00
Pjanic, M – BIH – MID	£0.50
Eder – POR – STR	£37.50
Gutierrez, T – COL – STR	£0.50
	£63.00

Fadjeetacabana

Manager: Aiden

Nationality: English

International honours: none

Pletikosa, S – CRO – GK	£5.00
Vlaar, R – NED – DEF	£6.00
Barzagli, A – ITA – DEF	£6.00
Aurier, S – CIV – DEF	£4.00
Omeruo, K – NGA – DEF	£0.50
Di Maria, A – ARG – MID	£31.00
Sterling, R – ENG – MID	£6.00
Gotze, M – GER – MID	£17.00
Shaqiri, X – SUI – MID	£2.00
Cavani, E – URU – STR	£9.00
Gekas, T – GRE – STR	£6.50
	£93.00

Ophelia Hunt FC

Manager: Sholto

Nationality: Welsh

International honours: none

Buffon, G – ITA – GK	£2.00
Marcelo – BRA – DEF	£19.00
Johnson, G – ENG – DEF	£10.00
Howedes, B – GER – DEF	£1.00
Sagna, B – FRA – DEF	£8.00
Modric, L – CRO – MID	£21.00
Busquets, S – ESP – MID	£5.00
Mirallas, K – BEL – MID	£8.00
Isla, M – CHI – MID	£5.00
Almeida, H – POR – STR	£5.00
Huntelaar, K – NED – STR	£3.00
	£87.00

Lokomotiv Leeds

Manager: Ben S

Nationality: English

International honours: none

Vorm, M – NED – GK	£10.00
Ramos, S – ESP – DEF	£20.00
Kompany, V – BEL – DEF	£15.00
Garay, E – ARG – DEF	£11.00
Rodriguez, R – SUI – DEF	£0.50
Griezmann, A – FRA – MID	£19.00
Khedira, S – GER – MID	£1.00
Moutinho, J – POR – MID	£0.50
Samedov, A – RUS – MID	£0.50
Suarez, L – URU – STR	£15.00
Gervinho – CIV – STR	£0.50
	£93.00