Test Team (Please Ignore) 2021/22

The Test Team (please ignore) manager

Since: 2016

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2016/17 – 6th
2017/18 – 21st
2018/19 – 14th
2019/20 – 2nd
2020/21 – 8th

Sympathies: Manchester United

Auction XI

Auction attendance: in the pub / absent, silent bidder / absent, complete autofill

GKKepa ArrizabalagaCHE£                   0.50
DEFLucas DigneEVE£                 17.00
DEFSerge AurierTOT£                   0.50
DEFOleksandr ZinchenkoMCI£                   0.50
DEFGary CahillCRY£                   0.50
MIDLeon BaileyAVA£                   0.50
MIDMiguel AlmirónNEW£                   0.50
MIDKalvin PhillipsLEE£                   0.50
MIDMason GreenwoodMUN£                21.00
STRNeal MaupayBHA£                   0.50
STRPatson DakaLEI£                   0.50
  £                42.50
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Test Team (Please Ignore) 2020/21

The Test Team (please ignore) manager

Since: 2016

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2016/17 – 6th
2017/18 – 21st
2018/19 – 14th
2019/20 – 2nd

Sympathies: Manchester United

First transfer window

Edouard MendyCHE £                    8.00
Çaglar SöyüncüLEI £                    6.00
Angelo OgbonnaWHU £                    4.00
Rob HoldingARS £                     0.50
Romain SaïssWOL £                     0.50
Matheus PereiraWBA £                    6.00
Bernardo SilvaMCI £                    8.00
Pablo HernándezLEE £                     3.00
Heung-Min SonTOT £                  18.00
Jordan AyewCRY £                     5.00
Edinson CavaniMUN £                  16.00
   £                  75.00

Auction XI

Martin DubravkaNEW £                     0.50
Çaglar SöyüncüLEI £                    6.00
John EganSHU £                     5.00
Rob HoldingARS £                     0.50
Romain SaïssWOL £                     0.50
Mason GreenwoodMUN £                  19.00
Bernardo SilvaMCI £                    8.00
Pablo HernándezLEE £                     3.00
Heung-Min SonTOT £                  18.00
Jordan AyewCRY £                     5.00
Chris WoodBUR £                     0.50
   £                 66.00
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Test Team (please ignore) 2019/20

Pickford, JEVE £                     7.00
Alderweireld, TTOT £                  13.00
Ogbonna, AWHM £                     3.00
Zinchenko, OMCY £                     1.00
Ward, JCRY £                     0.50
Grealish, JAVL £                    6.00
Pereyra, RWAT £                     3.00
Salah, MLIV £                  10.00
Ward-Prowse, JSOT £                     1.00
Jimenez, RWLV £                     0.50
Rashford, MMUN £                  25.00
   £                  70.00
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Test Team (Please Ignore) 2018/19

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Chilling with my bitch: The Sleptember XI manager

Manager: Paul

Twitter name@whitewashweb

Since: 2016

Home ground: Autumn Road

Training facility: The Schlepp

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2016/17 – 6th
2017/18 – 21st

Sympathies: Manchester United

Darts musicSeptember – Earth, Wind & Fire

First transfer window – October 2018

Starting budget: £17m
Spend: N/A
Player sales: N/A
Remaining budget: £17m

Alisson LIV  £20.00
Davies, B TOT  £12.00
Smalling, C MUN  £6.00
Mustafi, S ARS  £7.00
Cresswell, A WHM  £5.00
Mahrez, R MCY  £19.00
Loftus-Cheek, R CHE  £0.50
Schurrle, A FUL  £16.00
Gudmundsson, JB BUR  £3.00
King, J BOU  £4.00
Zohore, K CAR  £0.50
 £93.00

Auction XI

Alisson LIV  £20.00
Davies, B TOT  £12.00
Smalling, C MUN  £6.00
Mustafi, S ARS  £7.00
Cresswell, A WHM  £5.00
Mahrez, R MCY  £19.00
Loftus-Cheek, R CHE  £0.50
Schurrle, A FUL  £16.00
Gudmundsson, JB BUR  £3.00
King, J BOU  £4.00
Zohore, K CAR  £0.50
 £93.00
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Test Team (please ignore)

de Gea, D ESP  £                 20.00
Benatia, M MOR  £                     3.00
Koulibaly, K SEN  £                     0.50
Milenkovic, N SRB  £                     0.50
Kante, N FRA  £                     7.00
Goretzka, L GER  £                     5.00
Cahill, T AUS  £                     1.00
Casemiro BRA  £                     3.00
Lozano, H MEX  £                  14.00
Vardy, J ENG  £                     7.00
Messi, L ARG  £                  38.00
 £                 99.00
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Sleptember XI 2017/18

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Chilling with my bitch: The Sleptember XI manager

Manager: Paul

Twitter name: @whitewashweb

Since: 2016

Home ground: Autumn Road

Training facility: The Schlepp

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2016/17 – 6th

Sympathies: Manchester United

Darts music: September – Earth, Wind & Fire

What the chalkstripes in Kenna HQ speculations department are saying: Would have been a great team two seasons ago – 100/1

Second transfer window – Friday 4 February 2018
Remaining budget: £11m

Hart, J WHM  £2.00  
Alderweireld, T TOT  £18.00
Rojo, M MUN  £4.00
Malone, S HUD  £0.50
Zappacosta, D (TW2) CHE  £0.50
Lallana, A LIV  £11.00
Xhaka, G (TW2 – from ISIL) ARS  £10.00
Davis, S (TW2 – from Young Boys) SOT  £0.50
Okazaki, S (TW1) LEI  £11.00
Ayew, J (TW1) SWA  £15.00
Perez, A (TW1) NEW  £1.00
 £73.5m

First transfer window – Friday 6 October 2017
Remaining budget: £12m

Player sales: Fernando Llorente to Sporting Lesbian for £0.5m

Hart, J WHM £ 2.00
Alderweireld, T TOT £ 18.00
Rojo, M MUN £ 4.00
Malone, S HUD £ 0.50
Lallana, A LIV £ 11.00
Toure, Y MCY £ 0.50
Capoue, E WAT £ 0.50
Fletcher, D STO £ 2.00
Okazaki, S (TW1) LEI £ 11.00
Ayew, J (TW1) SWA £ 15.00
Perez, A (TW1) NEW £ 1.00
£ 65.50

Auction XI (3-4-3)
Remaining budget: £28.5m

Hart, J WHM £ 2.00
Alderweireld, T TOT £ 18.00
Rojo, M MUN £ 4.00
Malone, S HUD £ 0.50
Lallana, A LIV £ 11.00
Toure, Y MCY £ 0.50
Capoue, E WAT £ 0.50
Fletcher, D STO £ 2.00
Llorente, F SWA £ 14.00
Costa, D CHE £ 15.00
Collymore, S BRA £ 4.00
£ 71.50
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Sleptember XI 2016/17

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Chilling with my bitch: The Sleptember XI manager

Manager: Paul

Twitter name: @whitewashweb

Since: 2016

Home ground: Andre Gray’s Appeal

Training facility: Andre Gray’s Social Media Manager

Trophy cabinet: empty

Kenna Index rating: debut season

Sympathies: Manchester United

Darts music: September – Earth, Wind & Fire

Starting XI – August auction

Gomes, H WAT £ 2.00
Delaney, D CRY £ 3.00
Daniels, C BOU £ 5.00
Schlupp, J (sold TW1) LEI £ 0.50
Friend, G MID £ 4.00
Mata, J MUN £ 8.00
Fletcher, D WBA £ 2.00
Noble, M WHM £ 10.00
Sterling, R MCY £ 9.00
Defoe, J SUN £ 9.00
Gray, A BUR £ 15.00
£ 67.50

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (5th)

In
Jamie Milner – Liverpool midfielder – £20m

Out
Jeffrey Schlupp – Leicester City defender – free

Formation: 3-5-2
Remaining budget: £22.5m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February (3rd)

 

No changes.

Formation: 3-5-2
Remaining budget: £32.5m

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