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Cowley Casuals 2021/22

Stuart Hazell
The Cowley Casuals manager

Since: 2012

Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winners 2015

Form
2012/13 – 17th
2014/15 – 2nd
2015/16 – 12th
2016/17 – 7th
2017/18 – 16th
2018/19 – 10th
2019/20 – 8th
2020/21 – 10th

Sympathies: Wolves

Auction XI

Auction attendance: in the pub / absent, silent bidder / absent, complete autofill

GKLenoARS0.5
DFVVDLIV26
DFFofanaLEI0.5
DFDohertyTOT0.5
DFJamesCHE0.5
MFBuendiaVIL13
MFSanchoMUN20
MFGrealishMCY11
MFGallagherCRY0.5
STJiminezWLV0.5
STWoodBUR0.5
Total£73.5m
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Cowleycasualstan

Manager: Stu

International form
2006 Claudio Caniggia World Cup – n/a
2008 John Jensen Euros – n/a
2010 Dr Khumalo World Cup – n/a
2012 Emanuel Olisadebe Euros – n/a
2014 Emerson World Cup – n/a
2016 Jean Alain Boumsong Euros – 10/18
2018 Dimitri Kharine World Cup – n/a

Sympathies: England

GKPatricioPOR0.5
DFBullyBramble2
DFPau TorresSPA0.5
DFWassDEN0.5
DFHernandezFRA0.5
MFJorginhoITA6
MFFodenENG16
MFGnarbryGER13
STJimmy SavileBramble12.5
STArnautovicAUS7
STPukkiFin12.5
Total71
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Cowley Casuals 2020/21

Stuart Hazell
The Cowley Casuals manager

Since: 2012

Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winners 2015

Form
2012/13 – 17th
2014/15 – 2nd
2015/16 – 12th
2016/17 – 7th
2017/18 – 16th
2018/19 – 10th
2019/20 – 8th

Sympathies: Wolves

First transfer window

Jordan PickfordEVE £                    6.00
Reece JamesCHE £                     3.00
Ryan BertrandSOU £                    4.00
Stuart DallasLEE £                     0.50
Luke ShawMUN £                     0.50
Saïd BenrahmaWHU £                    4.00
James MaddisonLEI £                     3.00
Jack GrealishAVA £                  18.00
Jordan HendersonLIV £                  13.00
Fabio SilvaWOL £                     0.50
Ashley BarnesBUR £                     0.50
   £                  53.00

Auction XI

Jordan PickfordEVE £                    6.00
Nathan AkéMCI £                    9.00
Joe BryanFUL £                     0.50
Stuart DallasLEE £                     0.50
Luke Shaw (loan)MUN £                     0.50
Ross BarkleyAVA £                     0.50
James MaddisonLEI £                     3.00
Jack GrealishAVA £                  18.00
Jordan HendersonLIV £                  13.00
Raúl JiménezWOL £                  35.00
Ashley BarnesBUR £                     0.50
   £                  86.50
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Cowley Casuals 2019/20

Leno, BARS £                    8.00
Alexander-Arnold, TLIV £                  25.00
Foyth, JTOT £                     0.50
O’Connell, JSHF0.5
Rico, DBOU £                     0.50
McGinn, JAVL £                    4.00
Jota, DWLV £                  27.00
Hughes, WWAT £                     0.50
Ndidi, WLEI £                     0.50
Greenwood, MMUN0.5
Jesus, GMCY £                 20.00
   £                  85.50
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Cowley Casuals 2018/19

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Buckets of potential: The Cowley Casuals manager

Manager: Stu (Wolverhampton)

Twitter name: @sfinch100

Since: 2012

Home ground: Ground Zero Hours

Training facility: The Agency

Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winners 2015

Form
2012/13 – 17th
2013/14 – did not enter
2014/15 – 2nd
2015/16 – 12th
2016/17 – 7th
2017/18 – 16th

Sympathies: Wolves

Darts music: Menergy – Patrick Cowley

First transfer window – October 2018

Starting budget: £13m
Spend: £1.5m
Player sales: N/A
Remaining budget: 11.5m

Gunn, A SOT  £0.50
Luiz, D CHE  £10.00
Mendy, B MCY  £26.00
Lovren, D (TW1) LIV  £0.50
Jones, P (TW1) MUN  £0.50
Jota, D WLV  £16.00
Maddison, J LEI  £9.00
Cairney, T FUL  £10.00
Gomes, A (TW1) EVE  £0.50
Wilson, C BOU  £10.00
Deeney, T WAT  £1.00
 £97.00

Auction XI

Gunn, A SOT  £0.50
Luiz, D CHE  £10.00
Mendy, B MCY  £26.00
Lichtsteiner, S ARS  £2.00
Fredericks, R WHM  £0.50
Jota, D WLV  £16.00
Maddison, J LEI  £9.00
Cairney, T FUL  £10.00
Fred MUN  £12.00
Wilson, C BOU  £10.00
Deeney, T WAT  £1.00
 £97.00
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Cowley Casuals 2017/18

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Buckets of potential: The Cowley Casuals manager

Manager: Stu (Wolverhampton)

Twitter name: @sfinch100

Since: 2012

Home ground: Ground Zero Hours

Training facility: The Agency

Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winners 2015

Form
2012/13 – 17th
2013/14 – did not enter
2014/15 – 2nd
2015/16 – 12th
2016/17 – 7th

Sympathies: Wolves

Darts music: Menergy – Patrick Cowley

What the chalkstripes in Kenna HQ speculations department are saying: His befuddled behavior had many wondering if the Cowley boss went for a drink with Bill Cosby before the auction, yet his woozy approach has thrown up some astute signings – 20/1

Second transfer window – Friday 4 October 2018
Remaining budget: £24.5m

No changes.

First transfer window – Friday 6 October 2017
Remaining budget: £24.5m

Schmeichel, K LEI  £0.50
Lowton, M (TW1) BUR  £0.50
Stones, J MCY  £0.50
Mustafi, S ARS  £3.00
Mane, S LIV  £29.00
Phillips, M WBA  £2.00
van La Parra, R HUD  £0.50
March, S BTN  £0.50
Hernandez, J WHM  £24.00
Gabbiadini, M SOT  £16.00
Crouch, P (TW1) STO  £0.50
 £77m

Auction XI (3-4-3)
Remaining budget: £15.5m

Schmeichel, K LEI  £0.50
Lindelhof, V MUN  £8.00
Stones, J MCY  £0.50
Mustafi, S ARS  £3.00
Mane, S LIV  £29.00
Phillips, M WBA  £2.00
van La Parra, R HUD  £0.50
March, S BTN  £0.50
Hernandez, J WHM  £24.00
Gabbiadini, M SOT  £16.00
Gayle, D NEW  £0.50
     £84.50
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Cowley Casuals 2016/17

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Buckets of potential: The Cowley Casuals manager

Manager: Stu (Wolverhampton)

Twitter name: @sfinch100

Since: 2012

Home ground: Ground Zero Hours

Training facility: The Agency

Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winners 2015

Kenna Index rating: TBC
2012/13 – 17th
2013/14 – did not enter
2014/15 – 2nd
2015/16 – 12th

Sympathies: Wolves

Darts music: Menergy – Patrick Cowley

Remaining budget: £9.5m (did not attend auction, average remaining budget of manager who did)

Staring XI – August auction

Mannone, V (TW1) SUN £ 0.50
Mertesacker, P (TW1) ARS £ 0.50
Johnson, G STO £ 0.50
Fernandez, F SWA £ 0.50
Flanagan, J (TW1) BUR £ 0.50
de Bruyne, K MCY £ 33.00
Townsend, A CRY £ 9.00
Firmino, R LIV £ 0.50
Fellaini, M MUN £ 0.50
Heung-Min, S TOT £ 0.50
Remy, L (TW1) CRY £ 0.50
£ 46.50

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (13th)

In
Jordan Pickford – Sunderland goalkeeper – £0.5m
David Luiz – Chelsea defender – £0.5m
Christian Stuani – Middlesborough midfielder – £14m
Shane Long – Southampton striker – £0.5m (bought from Lokomotiv Leeds)

Out
Vito Mannone – Sunderland goalkeeper – free
Per Mertesacker – Arsenal defender – free
Jon Flanagan – Burnley defender – free
Loic Remy – Crystal Palace striker – free

Formation: 3-4-3
Remaining budget: £4m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017

No changes.

Remaining budget: £4m

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Cowley Caliphate

Manager: Stu

Nationality: Le Rosbif

International honours: none

Formation: 3-4-3

Hennessey, W WAL £0m
Soares, C POT £7m
Lichtsteiner, S SUI £11m
Coleman, S IRL £3m
Iniesta, A ESP £11m
Basha, M ALB £5.5m
Witsel, A BEL £1m
Candreva, A ITA £10m
Kane, H ENG £30m
Martial, A FRA £5m
Gomez, M GER £16m
£100m
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Cowley Casuals 2015/16

Stu manager pic
Buckets of potential: The Cowley Casuals manager

Manager: Stu (Wolverhampton)

Twitter name: @sfinch100

Since: 2012

Home ground: Ground Zero Hours

Training facility: The Agency

Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winners 2014/15

Kenna Index rating: N/A (managers must compete for three seasons to get a rating)
2013/14 – 17th
2014/15 – 2nd

Sympathies: Wolves

Darts music: Menergy – Patrick Cowley

Season preview in one sentence (on 27 August): Last year’s league runner up and cup winner looks to have auctioned well, with four wing backs, a strong midfield and an in-touch Cech, but despite a strike-force from the region formerly known as the ‘Dark Continent’, the side looks light up top.

Cech, P ARS £ 0.5m
Terry, J (TW1) CHE £ 0.5m
Jenkinson, C WHM £ 4m
Davies, B TOT £ 0.5m
Rojo, M (TW1) MUN £ 4m
Henderson, J LIV £ 17m
Shaqiri, X (TW1) STO £ 14m
Mane, S SOT £ 17m
Redmond, N NOR £ 0.5m
Rondon, S (TW1) WBA £ 18m
Gestede, R AVL £ 0.5m
£ 76.5m

First transfer window – Friday 2 October 2015

In
Terry, J – Chelsea defender – £0.5m (from Young Boys)
Rojo, M – Manchester United defender – £4m (from Hairy Fadjeetas)
Shaqiri, X – Stoke midfielder – £14m
Rondon, S – West Brom striker – £18m

Out
Shaw, L – Manchester United defender – free
Mings, T – Bournemouth defender – free
Deulofeu, G – Everton midfielder – free
Bony, W – Manchester City striker – free

Remaining budget: £7m

Second transfer window – Friday 5 February 2016

No changes.

Remaining budget: £7m

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Cowley Casuals 2014/15

Stu manager pic
Buckets of potential: The Cowley Casuals manager

Manager: Stu (Wolverhampton)

Twitter name: @sfinch100

Since: 2012

Last season: Did not enter

Trophy cabinet: Empty (highest league finish – 17th in 2012/13)

Sympathies: Wolves

Darts music: Menergy – Patrick Cowley

Season preview in one sentence: Returning to the Kenna after a season off, the manager has assembled a competent side most likely to be undone by squad rotation.

Forster, F SOT  £                0.50
Caulker, S QPR  £                4.00
Lescott, J WBA  £                2.00
Jenkinson, C WHM  £                4.00
van Aanholt, P (TW1) SUN  £                5.00
Bolasie, Y CRY  £                2.00
Milner, J (TW1) MCY  £                0.50
Willian CHE  £                8.00
di Maria, A (TW1) MUN  £               20.00
Lukaku, R EVE  £             10.00
Ulloa, L (TW1) LEI  £                9.00
     £             65.00m

First transfer window – Friday 17 October 2014

In 
van Aanholt, P – defender, SUN – £5m
Milner, J – midfielder, MCY – £0.5m
di Maria, A – midfielder, MUN – £20m
Ulloa, L – striker, LEI – £9m

Out
Naughton, K – defender, TOT – £0m
Coutinho, P – midfielder, LIV – £7m
Ince, T – midfielder, HUL – £0m
Ings, D – striker, BUR – £0m

Remaining budget: £13.5m

Second transfer window – Saturday 7 February 2015

No transfers.

Remaining budget: £13.5m

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