Cuddington Reverse Cowboys 2021/22

Badger
The Cuddington Reverse Cowboys manager

Since: 2010

Trophy cabinet: Empty (highest league position – 8th in 2010/11)

Kenna Index rating: N/A
2010/11 – 8th
2012/13 – 19th (relegated)
2015/16 – 7th
2016/17 – 10th
2017/18 – 13th
2018/19 – 15th
2019/20 – 19th (relegated)
2020/21 – 12th

Sympathies: Kidderminster Harriers

Auction XI

Auction attendance: in the pub / absent, silent bidder / absent, complete autofill

GKVicente GuaitaCRY£                   0.50
DEFKyle WalkerMCI£                11.00
DEFSergio ReguilónTOT£                   0.50
DEFRomain SaïssWOL£                   0.50
DEFKyle Walker-PetersSOU£                   0.50
MIDGylfi SigurdssonEVE£                   0.50
MIDStuart DallasLEE£                   0.50
MIDFabinhoLIV£                   0.50
MIDMarcus RashfordMUN£                30.00
STRTammy AbrahamCHE£                   0.50
STRJamie VardyLEI£                30.00
  £                75.00
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Manager: Will

International form
2006 Claudio Caniggia World Cup – n/a
2008 John Jensen Euros – n/a
2010 Dr Khumalo World Cup – n/a
2012 Emanuel Olisadebe Euros – n/a
2014 Emerson World Cup – n/a
2016 Jean Alain Boumsong Euros – 5/18
2018 Dimitri Kharine World Cup – 13/16

Sympathies: England

GKDe GeaSPA7
DFMaguireENG3
DFPavardFRA14
DFWsesteragrarDEN0.5
DFBlindNED0.5
MFZielinskiPOL7
MFHazard TBEL1
MFVerattiITA0.5
STMullerGER26
STFelixPOR10
STRebicCRO15
Total84
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Thame Network Solutions 2020/21

Badger
The Thame Network Solutions manager

Since: 2010

Trophy cabinet: Empty (highest league position – 8th in 2010/11)

Kenna Index rating: N/A
2010/11 – 8th
2012/13 – 19th (relegated)
2015/16 – 7th
2016/17 – 10th
2017/18 – 13th
2018/19 – 15th
2019/20 – 19th (relegated)

Sympathies: Kidderminster Harriers

First transfer window

Rui PatrícioWOL £                  10.00
Aaron Wan-BissakaMUN £                    4.00
Michael KeaneEVE £                     0.50
Tariq LampteyBHA £                    4.00
Ruben DiasMCI £                  12.00
James McArthurCRY £                     0.50
Harvey BarnesLEI £                    8.00
WillianARS £                 29.00
Lucas MouraTOT £                  16.00
David McGoldrickSHU £                     0.50
Tammy AbrahamCHE £                    9.00
   £                  93.50

Auction XI

Rui PatrícioWOL £                  10.00
Aaron Wan-BissakaMUN £                    4.00
Michael KeaneEVE £                     0.50
Tariq LampteyBHA £                    4.00
Nicolás OtamendiMCI £                     0.50
James McArthurCRY £                     0.50
Harvey BarnesLEI £                    8.00
WillianARS £                 29.00
Lucas MouraTOT £                  16.00
Oliver McBurnieSHU £                    2.00
Tammy AbrahamCHE £                    9.00
   £                  83.50
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Thame Network Solutions 2019/20

Guaita, VCRY £                     0.50
Rice, DWHM £                     5.00
Aurier, STOT £                     0.50
van Dijk, VLIV £                     0.50
Pieters, EBUR £                  10.00
James, DMUN £                    2.00
Kovacic, MCHE £                     0.50
Cantwell, TNOR £                  11.00
Guendouzi, MARS £                     0.50
Murray, GBTN £                  10.00
Aguero, SMCY £                     5.00
   £                   55.50
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Tottenham Network Solutions 2018/19

Will and Gunnersaurus Rex
Influences at the highest echelons of the game: The TNS manager (left)

Manager: Will (Worcestershire)

Twitter name@chainfir3

Since: 2010

Home ground: King George’s Park

Training facility: The Alma

Trophy cabinet: Empty (highest league position – 8th in 2010/11)

Kenna Index rating: N/A
2010/11 – 8th
2012/13 – 19th (relegated)
2013/14 – did not enter
2014/15 – did not enter
2015/16 – 7th
2016/17 – 10th
2017/18 – 13th

Sympathies: Kidderminster Harriers

Darts musicMary Jane – Rick James

First transfer window – October 2018

Starting budget: £10m
Spend: £0.5m 
Player sales: N/A
Remaining budget: £9.5m

Leno, B ARS  £10.00
Otamendi, N MCY  £18.00
Alderweireld, T TOT  £11.00
Pereira, R LEI  £5.00
Lindelof, V MUN  £0.50
Zaha, W CRY  £21.00
Anguissa, A (TW1) FUL  £0.50
Doucoure, A WAT  £6.00
Gueye, I EVE  £0.50
Giroud, O CHE  £14.00
Defoe, J BOU  £6.00
     £92.50

Auction XI

Leno, B ARS  £10.00
Otamendi, N MCY  £18.00
Alderweireld, T TOT  £11.00
Pereira, R LEI  £5.00
Lindelof, V MUN  £0.50
Zaha, W CRY  £21.00
Savile, J BRM  £8.00
Doucoure, A WAT  £6.00
Gueye, I EVE  £0.50
Giroud, O CHE  £14.00
Defoe, J BOU  £6.00
     £100.00

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Seven Sisters, One World Cup

Neuer, M GER  £                  21.00
Ramos, S ESP  £                  17.00
Mascherano, J ARG  £                    4.00
Sidibe, D FRA  £                     0.50
Arias, S COL  £                     0.50
Alli, D ENG  £                  23.00
Rakitic, I CRO  £                  11.00
Mikel, J NGA  £                    4.00
Paulinho BRA  £                    8.00
Batshuayi, M BEL  £                    2.00
Seferovic, H SUI  £                     0.50
 £                  91.50
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Wandsworth Network Solutions 2017/18

Will and Gunnersaurus Rex
Influences at the highest echelons of the game: The Wandsworth Network Solutions manager (left)

Manager: Will (Worcestershire)

Twitter name@chainfir3

Since: 2010

Home ground: King George’s Park

Training facility: The Alma

Trophy cabinet: Empty (highest league position – 8th in 2010/11)

Kenna Index rating: N/A
2010/11 – 8th
2012/13 – 19th (relegated)
2013/14 – did not enter
2014/15 – did not enter
2015/16 – 7th
2016/17 – 10th

Sympathies: Kidderminster Harriers

Darts musicMary Jane – Rick James

What the chalkstripes in Kenna HQ speculations department are saying: Auction absentee only managed to sign de Gea, Baines and Rudiger as targets followed by an unkind auto pick – 100/1

Second transfer window – Friday 4 October 2018
Remaining budget: £1.5m

de Gea, D MUN £8.00
Baines, L EVE £13.00
Rudiger, A CHE £11.00
Morgan, W LEI £0.50
Bruno (TW2) BTN £0.50
Can, E LIV £0.50  
Pereyra, R WAT £0.50
Sissoko, M TOT £0.50
Bony, W SWA £0.50
Depoitre, L (TW1) HUD £0.50
Aubameyang, P (TW2) ARS £19.00
£54.5m

First transfer window – Friday 6 October 2017 (4-4-2)
Remaining budget: £11m

de Gea, D MUN  £8.00
Baines, L EVE  £13.00
Rudiger, A CHE  £11.00
Bill Cosby BRA  £0.50
Morgan, W LEI  £0.50
Can, E LIV  £0.50
Pereyra, R WAT  £0.50
Sissoko, M TOT  £0.50
Arter, H BOU  £0.50
Bony, W SWA  £0.50
Depoitre, L (TW1) HUD  £0.50
 £36m

Auction XI (4-4-2)
Remaining budget: £11.5m*

*auction absentee: average remaining budget of managers who attended

de Gea, D MUN  £8.00
Baines, L EVE  £13.00
Rudiger, A CHE  £11.00
Mertesacker, P ARS  £0.50
Morgan, W LEI  £0.50
Can, E LIV  £0.50
Sissoko, M TOT  £0.50
Arter, H BOU  £0.50
Pereyra, R WAT  £0.50
Carroll, A WHM  £0.50
Bony, W MCY  £0.50
 £36.00
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Wandsworth Network Solutions 2016/17

Will and Gunnersaurus Rex
Influences at the highest echelons of the game: The Wandsworth Network Solutions manager (left)

Manager: Will (Worcestershire)

Twitter name: @chainfir3

Since: 2010

Home ground: King George’s Park

Training facility: The Alma

Trophy cabinet: Empty (highest league position – 8th in 2010/11)

Kenna Index rating: N/A
2010/11 – 8th
2012/13 – 19th (relegated)
2013/14 – did not enter
2014/15 – did not enter
2015/16 – 7th

Sympathies: Kidderminster Harriers

Darts music: Mary Jane – Rick James

Remaining budget: £9.5m (did not attend auction, average remaining budget of manager who did)

Starting XI – August auction

de Gea, D MUN £ 18.00
Bellerin, H ARS £ 23.00
Davies, B TOT £ 0.50
Rahman, B (TW1) SCH £ 0.50
Wollscheid, P (TW1) WLF £ 0.50
Henderson, J LIV £ 0.50
Puncheon, J CRY £ 0.50
Mahrez, R LEI £ 22.00
Bony, W (TW2) STO £ 0.50
Sakho, D (TW1) WHM £ 0.50
Austin, C SOT £ 0.50
£ 67.00

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (14th)

In
Ben Gibson – Middlesborough defender – £2m
Nemanja Matic – Chelsea midfielder – £8m
Fernandinho – Manchester City midfielder – £6m

Out
Baba Rahman – Schalke 04 defender – free
Philipp Wollscheid – Stoke City defender – free
Diafra Sakho – West Ham striker – free

Formation: 3-5-2
Remaining budget: £3.5m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017 (11th)

In
Peter Crouch – Stoke striker – £5m

Out
Wilfred Bony – Stoke striker – free

Formation: 3-5-2
Remaining budget: £8.5m

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Wandsworth Window Lickers

Manager: Will

Nationality: Le Rosbif

International honours: none

Formation: 4-4-2

de Gea, D ESP £3m
Chester, J WAL £10m
Kaderabek, P CZE £1m
Boateng, J GER £14m
Prodl, S AUT £1m
Coman, K FRA £11m
Moutinho, J POT £9m
Florenzi, A ITA £2m
Nainggolan, R BEL £0.5m
Vardy, J ENG £17m
Mandzukic, M CRO £11m
£79.5m
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Wandsworth Network Solutions 2015/16

Will and Gunnersaurus Rex
Influence at the highest echelons of the game: The Wandsworth Network Solutions manager (left)

Manager: Will (Worcestershire)

Twitter name: @chainfir3

Since: 2010

Home ground: King George’s Park

Training facility: The Alma

Trophy cabinet: Empty (highest league position – 8th in 2010/11)

Kenna Index rating: N/A
2010/11 – 8th
2012/13 – 19th

Sympathies: Kidderminster Harriers

Darts music: Mary Jane – Rick James

Season preview in one sentence (on 26 Sepetmber): Divock Origi!

Adrian WHM £0.5m
Taylor, N SWA £3m
Ivanovic, B CHE £24m
Evans, J (TW1) WBA £2m
Cathcart, C (TW1) WAT £0.5m
Mata, J MUN £19m
Barry, G EVE £0.5m
Alli, D (TW2) TOT £?m
Drinkwater, D (TW1) LEI £0.5m
Long, S SOT £1m
Perez, A (TW1) NEW £3m
£?m

First transfer window – Friday 2 October 2015

In
Evans, J – West Brom defender – £2m
Cathcart, C – Watford defender – £0.5m
Fernandinho – Manchester City midfielder – £0.5m
Drinkwater, D – Leicester midfielder – £0.5m
Perez, A – Newcastle striker – £3m

Out
Debuchy, M – Arsenal defender – free
Cissokho, A – Aston Villa defender – free
Townsend, A – Tottenham midfielder – free
Johnson, A – Sunderland midfielder – free
Origi, D – Liverpool striker – free

Remaining budget: £19.5m

Second transfer window – Friday 5 February 2016

In
Alli, D – Tottenham midfielder – £?m

Out
Fernandinho – Manchester City midfielder – free

Remaining budget: £?m

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