The Jeff Kenna League – Page 31 – The world's leading London pub-based fantasy football league

So Good They Named Him Twice 2016/17

Weatherall and Anderton — Sicknote: The So Good They Named Him Twice manager

Manager: Weatherall (Liverpool?)

Twitter name: @johnredknapp

Since: 2016

Home ground: The Jay-Jay Memorial Park

Training facility: Okocha

Trophy cabinet: empty

Kenna Index rating: debut season

Sympathies: Liverpool

Darts music: Smooth Operator – Sade

Starting XI – August auction

Schmeichel, K	LEI	£ 10.00
Alderweireld, T	TOT	£ 18.00
Bertrand, R	SOT	£ 6.00
Moreno, A (sold TW1)	LIV	£ 0.50
Terry, J (sold TW2)	CHE	£ 0.50
Ozil, M	ARS	£ 30.00
Allen, J	STO	£ 2.00
Downing, S (sold TW1)	MID	£ 0.50
Martial, A	MUN	£ 20.00
Llorente,	SWA	£ 4.00
Success, I (sold TW2)	WAT	£ 0.50
		£ 92.00

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (6th)

In
Pablo Zabaleta – Manchester City defender – £0.5m
Manuel Lanzini – West Ham midfielder – £8m (signed from Two Goals One Cup)

Out
Alberto Moreno – Liverpool defender – free
Stewart Downing – Middlesborough midfielder – sold to Two Goals One Cup for £12m

Formation: 4-3-3
Remaining budget: £21.5m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017 (12th)

In
Marcos Alonso – Chelsea defender – £20m
Mamadou Sakho – Crystal Palace defender – £4m
Lazar Markovic – Hull midfielder – £0.5m

Out
John Terry – Chelsea defender – free
Pablo Zabaleta – Man City defender – £4m (to Judean Peoples’ Front)
Isaac Success – Watford striker – free

Formation: 4-4-2
Remaining budget: £11.5m

Adam Johnson Fan Club 2016/17

Chairman 69 problems — …but running the world’s best London pub-based fantasy football auction ain’t one: The AJ Fan Club manager and Kenna chairman

Manager: Stix

Twitter name: @jeffkennaleague

Since: 2005 (co-founder and chairman)

Home ground: Big Wong

Training facility: The Forbidden Garden

Trophy cabinet: Champions 2005/06, Canesten Combi Cup winner 2006, treble in 2009/2010 (league, cup, Dr Khumalo World Cup 2010)

Kenna Index rating: 0.48 – 8th
2005/06 – 1st
2006/07 – 3rd
2007/08 – 7th
2008/09 – 9th
2009/10 – 1st
2010/11 – 4th
2011/12 – 16th
2012/13 – 18th (relegated)
2013/14 – 10th
2014/15 – 11th
2015/16 – 11th

Sympathies: Kidderminster Harriers

Darts music: Let Me Be Your Fantasy – Baby D

Starting XI – August auction

Fabianski, L	SWA	£ 6.00
Fonte, J	SOT	£ 7.00
Simpson, D	LEI	£ 3.00
Funes Mori, R (sold TW1)	EVE	£ 3.00
Pieters, E	STO	£ 7.00
Zuniga, J	WAT	£ 0.50
Adomah, A (sold TW1)	AVL	£ 0.50
Rodwell, J (sold TW2)	SUN	£ 0.50
Oscar (sold TW2)	CHE	£ 15.00
Aguero, S	MCY	£ 45.00
Valencia, E (sold TW1)	EVE	£ 0.50
		£ 88.00

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (12th)

In
Gareth Barry – Everton midfielder – £9m
Granit Xhaka – Arsenal midfielder – £0.5m
Victor Wanyama – Spurs midfielder – £0.5m

Out
Ramiro Funes Mori – Everton defender – free
Albert Adomah – Middlesborough midfielder – free
Enner Valencia – Everton striker – free

Formation: 4-5-1
Remaining budget: £12m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017 (18th)

In
Victor Moses – Chelsea midfielder – £6m
Ryan Fraser – Bournemouth striker – £8m

Out
Jack Rodwell – Sunderland midfielder – £0.5m (to Judean Peoples’ Front)
Oscar – Chelsea midfielder – free

Formation: 4-4-2
Remaining budget: £8.5m

Wandsworth Network Solutions 2016/17

Will and Gunnersaurus Rex — Influences at the highest echelons of the game: The Wandsworth Network Solutions manager (left)

Manager: Will (Worcestershire)

Twitter name: @chainfir3

Since: 2010

Home ground: King George’s Park

Training facility: The Alma

Trophy cabinet: Empty (highest league position – 8th in 2010/11)

Kenna Index rating: N/A
2010/11 – 8th
2012/13 – 19th (relegated)
2013/14 – did not enter
2014/15 – did not enter
2015/16 – 7th

Sympathies: Kidderminster Harriers

Darts music: Mary Jane – Rick James

Remaining budget: £9.5m (did not attend auction, average remaining budget of manager who did)

Starting XI – August auction

de Gea, D	MUN	£ 18.00
Bellerin, H	ARS	£ 23.00
Davies, B	TOT	£ 0.50
Rahman, B (TW1)	SCH	£ 0.50
Wollscheid, P (TW1)	WLF	£ 0.50
Henderson, J	LIV	£ 0.50
Puncheon, J	CRY	£ 0.50
Mahrez, R	LEI	£ 22.00
Bony, W (TW2)	STO	£ 0.50
Sakho, D (TW1)	WHM	£ 0.50
Austin, C	SOT	£ 0.50
		£ 67.00

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (14th)

In
Ben Gibson – Middlesborough defender – £2m
Nemanja Matic – Chelsea midfielder – £8m
Fernandinho – Manchester City midfielder – £6m

Out
Baba Rahman – Schalke 04 defender – free
Philipp Wollscheid – Stoke City defender – free
Diafra Sakho – West Ham striker – free

Formation: 3-5-2
Remaining budget: £3.5m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017 (11th)

In
Peter Crouch – Stoke striker – £5m

Out
Wilfred Bony – Stoke striker – free

Formation: 3-5-2
Remaining budget: £8.5m

Walthamstow Reds 2016/17

English food: The Newington Reds manager

Manager: Dudley (Wolverhampton)

Twitter name: @dudleyben

Since: 2005 (co founder and committee member)

Home ground: The Old Dog Track

Training facility: Banbury Reservoir

Trophy cabinet: empty

Kenna Index rating: 0.4 – 5th
2005/06 – 2nd
2006/07 – 7th
2007/08 – 4th
2008/09 – 4th
2009/10 – 3rd
2010/11 – 11th
2011/12 – 3rd
2012/13 – 11th
2013/14 – 7th
2014/15 – 8th
2015/16 – 2nd

Sympathies: Liverpool

Darts music: House of Love – East 17

Remaining budget: £9.5m (did not attend auction, average remaining budget of manager who did)

Starting XI – August auction

Courtois, T	CHE	£ 0.50
Matip, J	LIV	£ 6.00
Chilwell, B (TW1)	LEI	£ 1.00
Ake, N (TW1)	BOU	£ 4.00
Shaw, L (TW2)	MUN	£ 16.00
Gabriel (TW1)	ARS	£ 0.50
Boyd, G	BUR	£ 0.50
Brunt, C (TW2)	WBA	£ 0.50
Nasri, S (TW2)	MCY	£ 0.50
Afellay, I (TW2)	STO	£ 0.50
Lukaku, R	EVE	£ 32.00
		£ 62.00

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (19th)

In
Barragan – Boro defender –
Martins Indi – Stoke defender –
Sissoko, M – Spurs midfielder – £0.5m
McArthur, J – Palace midfielder – £0.5m

Out
Ben Chilwell – Leicester City defender – free
Nathan Ake – Chelsea defender – free
Gabriel – Arsenal defender – free

Formation: 5-4-1
Remaining budget: £14.5m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017 (12th)

In
Yoshida, M – Southampton defender – £0.5m
Evandro – Hull midfielder – £8m
King, J – Bournemouth striker – £13m (from ISIL)

Out
Jordi Amat – Swansea defender – free
Luke Shaw – Man Utd defender – free
Khazri
Chris Brunt – West Brom midfielder – free
Samir Nasri – Sevilla midfielder – free
Ibrahim Afellay – Stoke midfielder – £2m (to Young Boys)

Formation:
Remaining budget:

Cowley Casuals 2016/17

Stu manager pic — Buckets of potential: The Cowley Casuals manager

Manager: Stu (Wolverhampton)

Twitter name: @sfinch100

Since: 2012

Home ground: Ground Zero Hours

Training facility: The Agency

Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winners 2015

Kenna Index rating: TBC
2012/13 – 17th
2013/14 – did not enter
2014/15 – 2nd
2015/16 – 12th

Sympathies: Wolves

Darts music: Menergy – Patrick Cowley

Remaining budget: £9.5m (did not attend auction, average remaining budget of manager who did)

Staring XI – August auction

Mannone, V (TW1)	SUN	£ 0.50
Mertesacker, P (TW1)	ARS	£ 0.50
Johnson, G	STO	£ 0.50
Fernandez, F	SWA	£ 0.50
Flanagan, J (TW1)	BUR	£ 0.50
de Bruyne, K	MCY	£ 33.00
Townsend, A	CRY	£ 9.00
Firmino, R	LIV	£ 0.50
Fellaini, M	MUN	£ 0.50
Heung-Min, S	TOT	£ 0.50
Remy, L (TW1)	CRY	£ 0.50
		£ 46.50

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (13th)

In
Jordan Pickford – Sunderland goalkeeper – £0.5m
David Luiz – Chelsea defender – £0.5m
Christian Stuani – Middlesborough midfielder – £14m
Shane Long – Southampton striker – £0.5m (bought from Lokomotiv Leeds)

Out
Vito Mannone – Sunderland goalkeeper – free
Per Mertesacker – Arsenal defender – free
Jon Flanagan – Burnley defender – free
Loic Remy – Crystal Palace striker – free

Formation: 3-4-3
Remaining budget: £4m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017

No changes.

Remaining budget: £4m

Judean Peoples’ Front 2016/17

Cold-blooded killer: The Judean Peoples’ Front manager

Manager: Sholto (Wales)

Twitter name: @sholtoGH

Since: 2008

Home ground: Wetsuit Way

Training facility: The Island

Trophy cabinet: empty

Kenna Index rating: 0.411 – 6th
2007/08 – 11th
2009/10 – 6th
2011/12 – 9th
2012/13 – 3rd
2013/14 – 4th
2014/15 – 5th
2015/16 – 15th

Sympathies: Manchester United

Darts music: Dr Dre – Bang Bang

Starting XI – August auction

Cech, P	ARS	£ 14.00
Dawson, C	WBA	£ 6.00
Huth, R	LEI	£ 7.00
Otamendi, N (sold TW2)	MCY	£ 8.00
Zouma, K (sold TW2)	CHE	£ 0.50
Tadic, D	SOT	£ 16.00
Dembele,M	TOT	£ 0.50
Ramirez, G	MID	£ 4.00
Sturridge, D (sold TW2)	LIV	£ 21.00
Rooney, W (sold TW2)	MUN	£ 20.00
Diouf, M (sold TW2)	STO	£ 2.00
		£ 99.00

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (10th)

No changes.

Formation: 4-3-3
Remaining budget: £1m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017 (21st)

In
Marcus Rojo – Man United defender – £12m
Pablo Zabaleta – Man City defender – £4m (from So Good They Named Him Twice)
Jack Rodwell – Sunderland midfielder – £0.5m (from Adam Johnson Fan Club)
Dieumerci Mbokani – Hull striker – £0.5m
Enner Valencia – Everton striker – £0.5m

Out
Nicolas Otamendi – Man City defender – free
Kurt Zouma – Chelsea defender – free
Daniel Sturridge – Liverpool striker – £8m (sold to Islington Sports Islam & Leisure)
Wayne Rooney – Manchester United striker – £0.5m (sold to Bala Rinas)
Mame Diouf – Stoke striker – free

Formation: 4-4-2
Remaining budget: £2m

Pikey Scum 2016/17

Manager: Jack (Hampshire)

Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)

Home ground: South Hackney Caravan Park

Training facility: Any patch of grass that riles local residents

Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2008, Narcozep Cup winner 2016, Claudio Caniggia World Cup 2006 winner (under review)

Kenna Index rating: 0.564 – 12th
2005/06 – 7th
2007/08 – 8th
2008/09 – 8th
2009/10 – 7th
2010/11 – 5th
2011/12 – 7th
2012/13 – 15th
2013/14 – 5th
2014/15 – 13th
2015/16 – 6th

Sympathies: Spurs

Darts music: I’m A Pikey – Enrique Iglesias

Remaining budget: £9.5m (did not attend auction, average remaining budget of manager who did)

Starting XI – August auction

Forster, F	SOT	£ 7.00
Ward, J	CRY	£ 0.50
Ayala, D (TW1)	MID	£ 0.50
Djilobodji, P	SUN	£ 0.50
Depay, M (TW1)	MUN	£ 0.50
Stanislas, J	BOU	£ 0.50
Gundogan, I	MCY	£ 0.50
Feghouli, S (TW1)	WHM	£ 0.50
Chadli, N	WBA	£ 0.50
Origi, D	LIV	£ 0.50
Okazaki, S (TW1)	LEI	£ 0.50
		£ 12.00

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (17th)

In
Ben Mee – Burnley defender – £4m
Curtis Davies – Hull defender – £5m
Demarai Gray – Leicester City midfielder – £0.5m
Vincent Janssen – Spurs striker – £0.5m (bought from Two Goals One Cup)

Out
Daniel Ayala – Middlesborough defender – free
Memphis Depay – Manchester United midfielder – free
Sofiane Feghouli – West Ham midfielder – free
Shinji Okazaki – Leicester City striker – free

Formation: 4-4-2
Remaining budget: £4.5m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017

No changes.

Remaining budget: £4.5m

Lokomotiv Leeds 2016/17

All over my face: The Lokomotiv Leeds manager

Manager: Ben S (Leeds)

Twitter name: @BenCSilver

Since: 2011

Home ground: Bellend Road

Training facility: The Train Shed

Trophy cabinet: empty

Kenna Index rating: 0.294 – 3rd
2011/12 – 2nd
2012/13 – 7th
2013/14 – 12th
2014/15 – 4th
2015/16 – 14th

Sympathies: Leeds

Darts music: Bicycle Race – Queen

Starting XI – August auction

Valdes, V	MID	£4.00
Mustafi	DEF	£5.00
Shawcross, R	STO	£0.50
Lovren, D	LIV	£0.50
Willian	CHE	£13.00
Ayew, A	WHM	£12.00
Mkhitaryan, H	MUN	£21.00
Lamela, E	TOT	£10.00
Borini, F (sold TW1)	SUN	£2.00
Long, S (sold TW1)	SOT	£9.00
Wilson, C	BOU	£15.00
		£92.00

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (18th)

In
Matthew Lowton – Burnley defender – £0.5m
Marc Albrighton – Leicester City midfielder – £4m

Out
Fabio Borini – Sunderland striker – free
Shane Long – Southampton striker – sold for £0.5m to Cowley Casuals

Formation: 4-5-1
Remaining budget: £9m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017 (17th)

In
Marco Gabbiadini – Southampton striker – £15m

Out
Marc Albrighton – Leicester City striker – free

Formation: 4-5-1
Remaining budget: £4m

Bala Rinas 2016/17

Manager: Lewis (Wales)

Twitter name: @jsl105

Since: 2007 (committee member – league treasurer)

Home ground: Bala Park

Training facility: Tutu Lake

Trophy cabinet: empty

Kenna Index rating: 0.47 – 7th
2007/08 – 12th (relegated)
2011/12 – 8th
2012/13 – 13th
2013/14 – 3rd
2014/15 – 3rd
2015/16 – 3rd

Sympathies: Wrexham

Darts music: C.R.E.A.M. – Wu Tang Clan

Starting XI – August auction

Mignolet, S (sold TW1)	LIV	£0.50
Dann, S	CRY	£4.00
Soares, C	SOT	£5.00
Ogbonna, A (sold TW2)	WHM	£4.00
Evans, J	WBA	£0.50
Bridger, M (sold TW1)	HMP Kenna	£16.50
Fer, L (sold TW2)	SWA	£4.00
Cazorla, S (sold TW2)	ARS	£4.00
Deeney, T	WAT	£16.00
Kane, H	TOT	£32.00
Krkic, B (sold TW1)	STO	£0.50
		£87.00

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (4th)

In
Claudio Bravo – Manchester City goalkeeper – £0.5m
Leighton Baines – Everton defender – signed for £18m from Young Boys of Vauxhall
Ngolo Kante – Chelsea midfielder – £0.5m

Out
Simon Mignolet – Liverpool goalkeeper – free
Mark Bridger – HMP Kenna midfielder – free
Bojan Krkic – Stoke City striker – free

Formation: 5-3-2
Remaining budget: £4m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017 (10th)

In
Darren Randolph – West Ham goalkeeper – £0.5m
Luciano Narsingh – Swansea midfielder – £2m
Kamil Grosicki – Hull midfielder – £0.5m
Wayne Rooney – Man United striker – £0.5m (from Judean Peoples’ Front)

Out
Claudio Bravo – Man City goalkeeper – free
Angelo Ogbonna – West Ham defender – free
Santi Cazorla – Arsenal midfielder – free
Leroy Fer – Swansea midfielder – free

Formation: 4-4-2
Remaining budget: £10.5m

Piss Poor 2016/17

Sucking it in: The Piss Poor manager

Manager: John N (Yorkshire)

Since: 2011

Home ground: Guillotine Way

Training facility: The Coop

Trophy cabinet: empty

Kenna Index rating: 0.641 – 20th
2011/12 – 11th
2012/13 – 16th
2013/14 – 9th
2014/15 – 16th
2015/16 – 18th (relegated)

Sympathies: Liverpool

Darts music: Hala Madrid y nada mas

Starting XI – August auction

Stekelenburg, M	EVE	£5.00
Sagna, B	MCY	£5.00
Cresswell, A	WHM	£3.00
Vertonghen, J	TOT	£10.00
Johnson, A (TW2)	HMP Kenna	£21.00
Mane, S	LIV	£22.00
Zaha, W	CRY	£8.00
Ibe, J	BOU	£6.00
Januzaj, A	SUN	£4.00
Berahino, S	WBA	£9.00
Welbeck, D	ARS	£0.50
		£93.50

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (16th)

No changes.

Formation: 3-5-2
Remaining budget: £6.5m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017 (20th)

In
Scott Arfield – Burnley midfielder – £0.5m

Out
Adam Johnson – HMP Kenna midfielder – free

Formation: 3-5-2
Remaining budget: £6m