Immediately identify Kenna players in London clubs: Arsenal, Chelsea, Fulham, QPR, Spurs and West Ham
Arsenal
| Szczesny, W | GK | Wandsworth Window Lickers | £19m |
| Gibbs, K | DEF | Sporting Lesbian | £15m |
| Sagna, B | DEF | Pikey Scum | £11m |
| Koscielny, L | DEF | Spartak Mogadishu | £17m |
| Vermaelen, T | DEF | Newington Reds | £17m |
| Squillaci, S | DEF | Judean Peoples’ Front | £0.5m |
| Santos, A | DEF | Woking | £2.5m |
| Rosicky, T | MID | Vasco De Beauvoir | £1.5m |
| Walcott, T | MID | Headless Chickens | £17m |
| Chamberlain, A | MID | Dynamo Charlton | £8.5m |
| Arteta, M | MID | Just put Carles | £16m |
| Cazorla, S | MID | Northern Monkeys | £7.5m |
| Giroud, O | STR | Lokomotiv Leeds | £6m |
| Gervinho | STR | Greendale Rockets | £0.5m |
| Chamakh, M | STR | Hairy Fadjeetas | £16.5m |
| Podolski, L | STR | FC Testicluadew | £11m |
Chelsea
| Cech, P | GK | Headless Chickens | £19m |
| Ivanovic, B | DEF | Lokomotiv Leeds | £10m |
| Cahill, G | DEF | Pikey Scum | £7.5m |
| Cole, A | DEF | Judean Peoples’ Front | £17m |
| Terry, J | DEF | Northern Monkeys | £14m |
| Luiz, D | DEF | FC Testicluadew | £3m |
| Mata, J | MID | PSV Mornington | £28m |
| Marin, M | MID | Sporting Lesbian | £0.5m |
| Ramires | MID | Vasco De Beauvoir | £12m |
| Meireles, R | MID | Greendale Rockets | £6m |
| Oscar | MID | Dynamo Charlton | £5.5m |
| Hazard, E | MID | Hairy Fadjeetas | £26m |
| McEachran, J | MID | Wandsworth Window Lickers | £9m |
| Moses, V | MID | Bala Rinas | £12m |
| Lampard, F | MID | Piedmonte | £16m |
| Torres, F | STR | Newington Reds | £37m |
| Sturridge, D | STR | Just put Carles | £20m |
Fulham
| Schwarzer, M | GK | Just put Carles | £0.5m |
| Riise, J | DEF | Lokomotiv Leeds | £10m |
| Senderos, P | DEF | PSV Mornington | £5m |
| Riether, S | DEF | Spartak Mogadishu | £0.5m |
| Hughes, A | DEF | Hairy Fadjeetas | £4m |
| Hangeland, B | DEF | Northern Monkeys | £11m |
| Frei, K | MID | FC Testicluadew | £5.5m |
| Rodallega, H | STR | Judean Peoples’ Front | £0.5m |
QPR
| Green, R | GK | Piedmonte | £0.5m |
| Fabio | DEF | Lokomotiv Leeds | £0.5m |
| Ferdinand, A | DEF | Still Don’t Know Yet | £4m |
| Fabio | DEF | PSV Mornington | £5m |
| Nelsen, R | DEF | Newington Reds | £0.5m |
| Young, L | DEF | Dynamo Charlton | £4m |
| Taarabt, A | MID | Spartak Mogadishu | £1m |
| W-Phillips, S | MID | Greendale Rockets | £6m |
| Park, J | MID | Northern Monkeys | £6m |
| Cisse, D | STR | Bala Rinas | £12m |
| Zamora, B | STR | Wandsworth Window Lickers | £2m |
Spurs
| Friedel, B | GK | Northern Monkeys | £0.5m |
| Kaboul, Y | DEF | Bala Rinas | £6.5m |
| Dawson, M | DEF | Headless Chickens | £6m |
| Walker, K | DEF | Just put Carles | £12m |
| Assou-Ekotto, B | DEF | Wandsworth Window Lickers | £7m |
| Vertonghen, J | DEF | FC Testicluadew | £13m |
| Sigurdsson, G | MID | Lokomotiv Leeds | £20m |
| Bale, G | MID | Pikey Scum | £30m |
| Modric, L | MID | Spartak Mogadishu | £1m |
| Lennon, A | MID | Greendale Rockets | £8.5m |
| Parker, S | MID | Judean Peoples’ Front | £0.5m |
| van der Vaart, R | MID | Piedmonte | £17m |
| Dempsey, C | MID | Headless Chickens | £21m |
| Dembele, M | STR | Newington Reds | £2.5m |
| Defoe, J | STR | Hairy Fadjeetas | £13m |
West Ham
| Jaaskelainen, J | GK | Bala Rinas | £0.5m |
| Collins, J | DEF | Just put Carles | £0.5m |
| Tomkins, J | DEF | Piedmonte | £3m |
| O’Neil, G | MID | Still Don’t Know Yet | £0.5m |
| Noble, M | MID | PSV Mornington | £8m |
| Nolan, K | MID | Spartak Mogadishu | £5m |
| Cole, C | STR | Headless Chickens | £1.5m |
| Carroll, A | STR | Headless Chickens | £1m |
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