Manager: Will (Worcestershire)
Twitter name: @chainfir3
Since: 2010
Trophy cabinet: Empty (highest league position – 8th in 2010/11)
Sympathies: Kidderminster Harriers
Darts music: Mary Jane – Rick James
Outlook: Not even 221B could say why the Wandsworth boss introduced and bought Jamie Carragher at last week’s auction, but with the exception of that mystery and Josh McEachran’s announcement he’s going on loan to Boro, the opening week of the season is treating the manager well with goals from Nasri and Odemwingie and clean sheets from O’Shea and Szczesny.
(B) = player awarded under the Titus Brambling ruling
| Szczesny, W | ARS | £19m |
| Clyne, N | SOT | £6m |
| Assou-Ekotto, B | TOT | £7m |
| O’Shea, J | SUN | £5.5m |
| Ben Haim, T | QPR | £10m |
| Fellaini, M | EVE | £9m |
| Young, A | MUN | £15m |
| Assaidi, O | LIV | £0.5m |
| Nasri, S | MCY | £15m |
| Odemwingie, P | WBA | £6m |
| Gouffran, Y | NEW | £5m |
| Total | £98m |
Second transfer window – 1 February 2013
| Out | In | ||||
| Herd, C | AVL | £0.5m | Ben Haim, T | QPR | £10m |
| Obertan, G (B) | NEW | £0.5m | Assaidi, O | LIV | £0.5m |
| Zamora, B | QPR | £2m | Gouffran, Y | NEW | £5m |
First transfer window – 26 October 2012
| Out | In | ||||
| Carragher, J | LIV | £0.5m | Herd, C | AVL | £0.5m |
| McEachran, J (B) | CHE | £9m | Obertan, G (B) | NEW | £0.5m |
