FC Testiculadew made no transfers in the second window
Manager: Mr James Norris (ENG)
Since: 2011
Trophy cabinet: empty
Sympathies: Everton
| Szczesny, W | ARS | £2m |
| Kaboul, Y | TOT | £5.5m |
| O’Shea, J | SUN | £5.5m |
| Shorey, N | WBA | £0.5m |
| Clark, C | AVL | £0.5m |
| Mata, J | CHE | £31m |
| Dempsey, C | FUL | £5.5m |
| Fellaini, M | EVE | £4.5m |
| W-Phillips, S | QPR | £8m |
| Rooney, W | MUN | £28m |
| Dzeko, E | MCY | £5.5m |
| £96.5m |
