The Pikey Scum manager is making an charitable appeal after his iPhone was snatched yesterday.
In an incident laced with irony, the Scum manager’s phone was grabbed by a passing cyclist while he was trying to resolve the weekend’s incident involving his star defender Patrice Evra.
The assailant is still at large.
“I’ll be raising money to buy a new iPhone at the transfer night,” said the optimistic Scum manager.
A CCTV still photo has been released of the suspect. It shows a black man in his 20s wearing a sleeveless hooded top and riding a bicycle just before the incident.
Police initially brought in the Spartak Mogadishu manager for questioning, but he was later released due to lack of evidence.
“I prefers to do me plunderin’ at cutlass point,” said the Spartak manager.
