fantasy football – Page 3 – The Jeff Kenna League

Hairy Fadjeetas 2021/22

Tony Livesey — The Hairy Fadjeetas manager

Since: 2011

Trophy cabinet:
2021 Covid Cup winner

Form
2011/12 – 15th
2012/13 – 9th
2013/14 – 13th
2014/15 – 10th
2015/16 – 17th (relegated)
2016/17 – 3rd
2017/18 – 8th
2018/19 – 2nd
2019/20 – 13th
2020/21 – 14th

Sympathies: Sheffield Wednesday

Auction XI

Auction attendance: ~~in the pub~~ / absent, silent bidder / ~~absent, complete autofill~~

GK	David de Gea	MUN	£ 0.50
DEF	Ryan Bertrand	LEI	£ 0.50
DEF	Gabriel Magalhães	ARS	£ 0.50
DEF	Charlie Taylor	BUR	£ 0.50
DEF	Mason Holgate	EVE	£ 0.50
MID	Ilkay Gündogan	MCI	£ 0.50
MID	Tanguy Ndombele	TOT	£ 0.50
MID	Nathan Redmond	SOU	£ 0.50
MID	Mathias Jensen	BRE	£ 0.50
STR	Romelu Lukaku	CHE	£ 25.00
STR	Rodrigo	LEE	£ 0.50
			£ 30.00

Test Team (Please Ignore) 2021/22

Since: 2016

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2016/17 – 6th
2017/18 – 21st
2018/19 – 14th
2019/20 – 2nd
2020/21 – 8th

Sympathies: Manchester United

Auction XI

Auction attendance: ~~in the pub~~ / absent, silent bidder / ~~absent, complete autofill~~

GK	Kepa Arrizabalaga	CHE	£ 0.50
DEF	Lucas Digne	EVE	£ 17.00
DEF	Serge Aurier	TOT	£ 0.50
DEF	Oleksandr Zinchenko	MCI	£ 0.50
DEF	Gary Cahill	CRY	£ 0.50
MID	Leon Bailey	AVA	£ 0.50
MID	Miguel Almirón	NEW	£ 0.50
MID	Kalvin Phillips	LEE	£ 0.50
MID	Mason Greenwood	MUN	£ 21.00
STR	Neal Maupay	BHA	£ 0.50
STR	Patson Daka	LEI	£ 0.50
			£ 42.50

Piss Poor 2021/22

Since: 2011

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2011/12 – 11th
2012/13 – 16th
2013/14 – 9th
2014/15 – 16th
2015/16 – 18th (relegated)
2016/17 – 21st (relegated)
2017/18 – 11th
2018/19 – 21st (relegated)
2020/21 – 3rd

Sympathies: Liverpool

Auction XI

Auction attendance: ~~in the pub~~ / absent, silent bidder / ~~absent, complete autofill~~

GK	Nick Pope	BUR	£ 0.50
DEF	Tariq Lamptey	BHA	£ 0.50
DEF	Thiago Silva	CHE	£ 0.50
DEF	Varane	MUN	£ 0.50
DEF	Ricardo Pereira	LEI	£ 0.50
MID	Kevin De Bruyne	MCI	£ 36.00
MID	Bertrand Traoré	AVA	£ 0.50
MID	Pedro Neto	WOL	£ 0.50
MID	Ainsley Maitland-Niles	ARS	£ 0.50
STR	Patrick Bamford	LEE	£ 15.00
STR	Richarlison	EVE	£ 6.00
			£ 61.00

Pikey Scum 2021/22

Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)

Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2008, Narcozep Cup winner 2016, Kenna League champions 2017/18, Claudio Caniggia World Cup 2006 winner (under review), Dmitri Kharine 2018 World Cup 2018 winner

Form
2005/06 – 7th
2007/08 – 8th
2008/09 – 8th
2009/10 – 7th
2010/11 – 5th
2011/12 – 7th
2012/13 – 15th
2013/14 – 5th
2014/15 – 13th
2015/16 – 6th
2016/17 – 18th
2017/18 – 1st
2018/19 – 8th
2019/20 – 11th
2020/21 – 2nd

Sympathies: Spurs

Auction XI

Auction attendance: ~~in the pub~~ / absent, silent bidder / ~~absent, complete autofill~~

GK	Robert Sánchez	BHA	£ 7.00
DEF	Rúben Dias	MCI	£ 25.00
DEF	Antonio Rüdiger	CHE	£ 0.50
DEF	Conor Coady	WOL	£ 0.50
DEF	James Justin	LEI	£ 0.50
MID	Giovani Lo Celso	TOT	£ 6.00
MID	Paul Pogba	MUN	£ 23.00
MID	Willian	ARS	£ 0.50
MID	Demarai Gray	EVE	£ 0.50
STR	Wesley	AVA	£ 0.50
STR	Bryan Mbeumo	BRE	£ 0.50
			£ 64.50

Young Boys 2021/22

Since: 2007

Trophy cabinet: Champions 2010/11 and 2015/16, Canesten Combi Cup winners 2008/09

Form
2007/08 – 5th
2008/09 – 3rd (cup winners)
2009/10 – 2nd
2010/11 – 1st (champions)
2011/12 – 4th
2013/14 – 16th
2014/15 – 6th
2015/16 – 1st (champions)
2016/17 – 12th
2017/18 – 12th
2018/19 – 9th
2019/20 – 9th
2020/21 – 18th (relegated)

Auction XI

Auction attendance: ~~in the pub~~ / ~~absent, silent bidder~~ / absent, complete autofill

GK	Alphonse Areola	WHU	£ 0.50
DEF	Benjamin Mendy	MCI	£ 0.50
DEF	Kurt Zouma	CHE	£ 0.50
DEF	Konstantinos Tsimikas	LIV	£ 0.50
DEF	Dan Burn	BHA	£ 0.50
MID	James Rodríguez	EVE	£ 0.50
MID	Jesse Lingard	MUN	£ 0.50
MID	Gabriel Martinelli	ARS	£ 0.50
MID	Bryan Gil	TOT	£ 0.50
STR	Ashley Barnes	BUR	£ 0.50
STR	Jordan Ayew	CRY	£ 0.50
			£ 5.50

Dagger’n’Redbridge 2021/22

Since: 2018

Trophy cabinet: Empty

Form
2018/19 – 24th (relegated)
2019/20 – 6th
2020/21 – 19th (relegated)

Sympathies: QPR

Auction XI

Auction attendance: ~~in the pub~~ / ~~absent, silent bidder~~ / absent, complete autofill

GK	Martin Dúbravka	NEW	£ 0.50
DEF	James Tarkowski	BUR	£ 0.50
DEF	Max Aarons	NOR	£ 0.50
DEF	Jack Stephens	SOU	£ 0.50
DEF	Davinson Sánchez	TOT	£ 0.50
MID	N’Golo Kanté	CHE	£ 0.50
MID	Fred	MUN	£ 0.50
MID	John McGinn	AVA	£ 0.50
MID	Abdoulaye Doucouré	EVE	£ 0.50
STR	Diogo Jota	LIV	£ 0.50
STR	Eddie Nketiah	ARS	£ 0.50
			£ 5.50

Judean Peoples’ Front 2021/22

Anders Breivik — The Judean Peoples’ Front manager

Since: 2008

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2007/08 – 11th
2009/10 – 6th
2011/12 – 9th
2012/13 – 3rd
2013/14 – 4th
2014/15 – 5th
2015/16 – 15th
2016/17 – 20th (relegated)
2017/18 – 17th
2018/19 – 21st
2019/20 – 20th (relegated)
2020/21 – 20th (relegated)

Sympathies: Manchester United

Auction XI

Auction attendance: ~~in the pub~~ / ~~absent, silent bidder~~ / absent, complete autofill

GK	Ederson	MCI	£ 0.50
DEF	Joe Gomez	LIV	£ 0.50
DEF	Andreas Christensen	CHE	£ 0.50
DEF	Jannik Vestergaard	SOU	£ 0.50
DEF	Angelo Ogbonna	WHU	£ 0.50
MID	Sergi Canós	BRE	£ 0.50
MID	Thomas Partey	ARS	£ 0.50
MID	Anwar El Ghazi	AVA	£ 0.50
MID	Wilfred Ndidi	LEI	£ 0.50
STR	Jay Rodriguez	BUR	£ 0.50
STR	Danny Welbeck	BHA	£ 0.50
			£ 5.50

Barry Town 2021/22

Since: 2018

Trophy cabinet: Empty

Form
2018/19 – 12th
2019/20 – 4th
2020/21 – 6th

Sympathies: Liverpool

Auction XI

Auction attendance: ~~in the pub~~ / absent, silent bidder / ~~absent, complete autofill~~

GK	Kasper Schmeichel	LEI	£ 16.00
DEF	Trent Alexander-Arnold	LIV	£ 25.00
DEF	Willy Boly	WOL	£ 0.50
DEF	Héctor Bellerín	ARS	£ 0.50
DEF	Ashley Young	AVA	£ 0.50
MID	Mason Mount	CHE	£ 29.00
MID	Lucas Moura	TOT	£ 0.50
MID	Eberechi Eze	CRY	£ 0.50
MID	Ashley Westwood	BUR	£ 0.50
STR	Gabriel Jesus	MCI	£ 0.50
STR	Joelinton	NEW	£ 0.50
			£ 74.00

Thieving Magpies 2021/22

Since: 2005 (co founder)

Trophy cabinet: 2016/17 league winner

Form
2005/06 – 3rd
2006/07 – 2nd
2007/08 – 11th
2008/09 – 5th
2009/10 – 11th
2010/11 – 7th
2011/12 – 18th (relegated)
2012/13 – 4th
2013/14 – 2nd
2014/15 – 14th
2015/16 – 9th
2016/17 – 1st
2017/18 – 9th
2018/19 – 5th
2019/20 – 16th
2020/21 – 9th

Sympathies: Notts County

Auction XI

Auction attendance: ~~in the pub~~ / ~~absent, silent bidder~~ / absent, complete autofill

GK	Wayne Hennessey	BUR	£ 0.50
DEF	Alex Telles	MUN	£ 0.50
DEF	Matthew Cash	AVA	£ 0.50
DEF	Nathan Aké	MCI	£ 0.50
DEF	Jan Bednarek	SOU	£ 0.50
MID	Hakim Ziyech	CHE	£ 0.50
MID	Saïd Benrahma	WHU	£ 0.50
MID	Alex Iwobi	EVE	£ 0.50
MID	Josh Dasilva	BRE	£ 0.50
STR	Roberto Firmino	LIV	£ 0.50
STR	João Pedro	WAT	£ 0.50
			£ 5.50

Cuddington Reverse Cowboys 2021/22

Badger — The Cuddington Reverse Cowboys manager

Since: 2010

Trophy cabinet: Empty (highest league position – 8th in 2010/11)

Kenna Index rating: N/A
2010/11 – 8th
2012/13 – 19th (relegated)
2015/16 – 7th
2016/17 – 10th
2017/18 – 13th
2018/19 – 15th
2019/20 – 19th (relegated)
2020/21 – 12th

Sympathies: Kidderminster Harriers

Auction XI

Auction attendance: ~~in the pub~~ / absent, silent bidder / ~~absent, complete autofill~~

GK	Vicente Guaita	CRY	£ 0.50
DEF	Kyle Walker	MCI	£ 11.00
DEF	Sergio Reguilón	TOT	£ 0.50
DEF	Romain Saïss	WOL	£ 0.50
DEF	Kyle Walker-Peters	SOU	£ 0.50
MID	Gylfi Sigurdsson	EVE	£ 0.50
MID	Stuart Dallas	LEE	£ 0.50
MID	Fabinho	LIV	£ 0.50
MID	Marcus Rashford	MUN	£ 30.00
STR	Tammy Abraham	CHE	£ 0.50
STR	Jamie Vardy	LEI	£ 30.00
			£ 75.00