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A KENNA League manager has been exposed trying to avoid the media spotlight for fear it would bring an end to his team’s run of form.

Walthamstow Reds are one of the few sides to climb the league since the October transfer window, where the manager made five new signings.

Over the last few weeks the Reds have gone from sixth to third place in the league and are second in Narcozep Cup group B after just one game, but the manager has been keen to keep a low profile.

In a leaked communique to Kenna HQ he said: “Have been desperately hoping that you continue to not write about me and that my creep up the table since the transfer window continues to go unnoticed.”

Unfortunately for the Reds, the manager’s plan went awry this week when he was spotted by a police patrol trying to escape the glare of top-flight football in an E17 alleyway in a hat, dark glasses, trench coat and upturned collar.

The Reds manager tried to explain his suspicious behaviour, saying it was nothing to do with the proximity of a local primary school but the promise of a maiden Kenna title. Waltham Forest’s finest were not convinced.

Desperate to prove his innocence, the manager went on to tell stoney-faced constables of Kasper Schmiechel clean sheets, Glenn Murray’s rebirth of form and ‘the importance of beating Young Boys‘.

He was taken to Chingford nick for further questioning.

Narcozep Cup – results

Carles	7	41	Young Boys
Pikey Scum	28	20	Hairy Fadjeetas
Uncertain	17	39	Newington Reds
Headless Chickens	15	20	FC Tescticuladew
Dynamo Charlton	15	31	Lokomotiv Leeds
Team Panda	27	31	Bala Rinas
Cowley Casuals	21	13	Judean People’s Front
Northern Monkeys	31	31	Wandsworth Network Solutions

Narcozep Cup – group standings

Group	A
Pos	Team	Played	For	Against	Diff	Pts
1	Young Boys	1	41	7	34	3
2	Real Threat	1	34	21	13	3
3	Pikey Scum	2	56	52	4	3
4	Carles	2	39	69	-30	3
5	Hairy Fadjeetas	2	41	62	-21	0
Group	B
Pos	Team	Played	For	Against	Diff	Pts
1	FC Tescticuladew	2	43	-38	5	4
2	Newington Reds	1	39	-17	22	3
3	Uncertain	2	35	-56	-21	3
4	KS West Green	1	23	-23	0	1
5	Headless Chickens	2	32	-38	-6	0
Group	C
Pos	Team	Played	For	Against	Diff	Pts
1	Bala Rinas	2	57	-52	5	6
2	Lokomotiv Leeds	1	31	-15	16	3
3	Dynamo Charlton	2	40	-45	-5	3
4	ISIL	1	25	-26	-1	0
5	Team Panda	2	41	-56	-15	0
Group	D
Pos	Team	Played	For	Against	Diff	Pts
1	Cowley Casuals	2	40	-29	11	6
2	Thieving Magpies	1	24	-20	4	3
3	Northern Monkeys	2	47	-50	-3	1
4	Wandsworth Network Solutions	2	51	-55	-4	1
5	Judean People’s Front	1	13	-21	-8	0

Kenna table – week 15

Full tables and scores available from The Rub.

Weekly scores

		Manager	Points	Goals
1	Young Boys	Andrew D	42	4
2	Newington Reds	Ben D	39	1
3	Lokomotiv Leeds	Ben S	33	0
4	Northern Monkeys	Hugo	31	2
5	Bala Rinas	Lewis	31	1
6	Wandsworth Network Solutions	Will	31	0
7	Pikey Scum	Jack	28	1
8	Team Panda	George	27	2
9	ISIL	Abdi	21	2
10	Cowley Casuals	Stu	21	0
11	FC Tescticuladew	James N	20	0
12	Thieving Magpies	Phil	19	0
13	Hairy Fadjeetas	Aiden	18	0
14	Uncertain	Pete B	17	0
15	Dynamo Charlton	Alex	15	0
16	Headless Chickens	John N	15	0
17	KS West Green	Stix	14	0
18	Judean People’s Front	Sholto	13	0
19	Carles	Carles	7	0
		Points	Player
	Player of the week	17	Mahrez, R – LEI – MID
		Club	Young Boys

HE stared out of the window from his desk for some time.

It was hard not to be downcast. The season was drifting once again.

It was another disaster. He had little doubt about that as he looked over the training pitches at The Coop. And the seeds of failure had surely been sown in August.

Diego Costa. Diego fucking Costa. Fifty fucking million. That was supposed to buy goals, buy points. Instead the most exciting thing he got was a pink bib thrown in his general direction. He should have known. Never trust a man who can grow a beard during the course of a game.

Although at least Costa got a game. His other marquee signing had spent most of season on the sidelines. Vincent Kompany had only played three times since 1 September. With luck like this it was easy to see how his side were hanging above the relegation zone.

Was it luck? The more he pondered the clearer his own shortcomings in London pub-based fantasy football became. The highest ever finish he’d ever managed was ninth. All the rest had been in the teens it looked like going that way again unless he could make serious moves in the February transfer window.

The transfer window! Releasing Ronaldo (he cursed himself again. Ronaldo!) in favour of Cameron Jerome had been the one positive move he’d made this campaign. If you could call one goal in eight weeks positive.

Apart from Jerome the window hadn’t offered up any opportunities. Or was it his own tactical shortsightedness? He was sure there was something in his back four that needed attention, but he could never quite put his finger on it.

His reverie was interrupted by his secretary coming in with the post. He mumbled thanks and as she left the room idly riffled through the usual bumph of bills and death threats.

A postcard of the Santiago Bernabeu stadium stuck out. He’d been receiving one of these once a week since the start of the season. He sighed and turned it over.

‘TOSSER’ was written on the back. He fought back a tear and put it in the bottom drawer of his desk with the others.

One day he would get his hands on this prankster who called himself ‘Sergio Ramos‘.

Narcozep Cup fixtures

Just Put Carles v Young Boys
Pikey Scum v Hairy Fadjeetas
Uncertain v Walthamstow Reds
Headless Chickens v FC Testiculadew
Dynamo Charlton v Lokomotiv Leeds
Team Panda v Bala Rinas
Cowley Casuals v Judean Peoples’ Front
Northern Monkeys v Wandsworth Network Solutions

Kenna table – week 14

Full scores and tables available from The Rub.

Weekly scores

		Manager	Points	Goals
1	Judean People’s Front	Sholto	38	2
2	Carles	Carles	32	1
3	Wandsworth Network Solutions	Will	31	1
4	Newington Reds	Ben D	31	1
5	Thieving Magpies	Phil	30	2
6	Team Panda	George	29	2
7	KS West Green	Stix	27	0
8	Hairy Fadjeetas	Aiden	26	1
9	Dynamo Charlton	Alex	23	2
10	Lokomotiv Leeds	Ben S	23	1
11	Northern Monkeys	Hugo	23	1
12	Pikey Scum	Jack	22	1
13	Young Boys	Andrew D	20	1
14	FC Tescticuladew	James N	18	0
15	Bala Rinas	Lewis	16	0
16	Cowley Casuals	Stu	16	0
17	Headless Chickens	John N	15	0
18	ISIL	Abdi	13	0
19	Uncertain	Pete B	5	0
		Points	Player
	Player of the week	13	de Bruyne, K – MCY – MID
		Club	Lokomotiv Leeds

THE manager of Hairy Fadjeetas was left with some explaining to do after his side were battered by Real Threat in this weekend’s opening Narcozep Cup fixtures.

A Jamie Vardy slot was not enough and the Fadges were seen to clam up as Real thrust into the box over and over again until Jermaine Defoe and Manuel Lanzini both decisively drove it home.

Real midfielder Gerard Deulofeu beavered away to create two goals (the young Catalan was released by Cowley Casuals at last month’s transfer window in favour of Xedran Shaquiri, a signing yet to bear fruit).

Defeat is a huge gash in Fadges’ hopes of progressing to the knock out stage, and the honey pot at the end of a successful cup run.

There are murmurs at Bikini Lane should the manager not produce silverware this season he could face the axe. Wound up when confronted with rumours in the post-match interview, the manager of Fadges seeped with fluid vehemence.

“This kind of talk gets right up my chuff. It’s typical from fans. It’s such a fan-ny conclusion. They sit there eating their burgers and pies, and think they know how to run a top-flight football team.

“Where do people get the front? Bottom. That’s where this club would be if it wasn’t for me,” he said in one of the season’s most meaty flaps.

Shirt sponsors Volkswagen Group could pull their backing if results don’t improve.

“We’re still chewing it over,” said a VAG spokesperson.

Supporters groups have been highly critical of the manager’s outburst.

“He can’t go on attacking the fans this way and while the team’s form is so poor and results aren’t coming in, especially if financial backing is at stake,” said Poachers Glovebox, secretary of fans’ outfit Vagitarians.

“I can only see one outcome if he keeps up this sort of beef: curtains.”

Narcozep Cup – results

Carles	32	28	Pikey Scum
Real Threat	34	21	Hairy Fadjeetas
Uncertain	18	17	Headless Chickens
KS West Green	23	23	FC Tescticuladew
Dynamo Charlton	25	14	Team Panda
ISIL	25	26	Bala Rinas
Cowley Casuals	19	16	Northern Monkeys
Thieving Magpies	24	20	Wandsworth Network Solutions

Narcozep Cup – group standings

Group	A
Pos	Team	Played	For	Against	Diff	Pts
1	Real Threat	1	34	21	13	3
2	Carles	1	32	28	4	3
3	Young Boys	0	0	0	0	0
4	Pikey Scum	1	28	32	-4	0
5	Hairy Fadjeetas	1	21	34	-13	0
Group	B
Pos	Team	Played	For	Against	Diff	Pts
1	Uncertain	1	18	-17	1	3
2	FC Tescticuladew	1	23	-23	0	1
3	KS West Green	1	23	-23	0	1
4	Newington Reds	0	0	0	0	0
5	Headless Chickens	1	17	-18	-1	0
Group	C
Pos	Team	Played	For	Against	Diff	Pts
1	Dynamo Charlton	1	25	-14	11	3
2	Bala Rinas	1	26	-25	1	3
3	Lokomotiv Leeds	0	0	0	0	0
4	ISIL	1	25	-26	-1	0
5	Team Panda	1	14	-25	-11	0
Group	D
Pos	Team	Played	For	Against	Diff	Pts
1	Thieving Magpies	1	24	-20	4	3
2	Cowley Casuals	1	19	-16	3	3
3	Judean People’s Front	0	0	0	0	0
4	Northern Monkeys	1	16	-19	-3	0
5	Wandsworth Network Solutions	1	20	-24	-4	0

Kenna table – week 13

Weekly scores

		Manager	Points	Goals
1	Judean People’s Front	Sholto	47	4
2	Newington Reds	Ben D	39	1
3	Carles	Carles	32	2
4	Young Boys	Andrew D	30	2
5	Lokomotiv Leeds	Ben S	30	1
6	Pikey Scum	Jack	28	2
7	Bala Rinas	Lewis	26	1
8	Dynamo Charlton	Alex	25	1
9	Thieving Magpies	Phil	24	0
10	KS West Green	Stix	23	1
11	FC Tescticuladew	James N	23	1
12	ISIL	Abdi	23	1
13	Hairy Fadjeetas	Aiden	20	1
14	Wandsworth Network Solutions	Will	20	0
15	Cowley Casuals	Stu	19	0
16	Uncertain	Pete B	18	0
17	Headless Chickens	John N	17	1
18	Northern Monkeys	Hugo	16	1
19	Team Panda	George	14	1
		Points	Player
	Player of the week	15	Barkley, R – EVE – MID
		Club	Judean People’s Front

PREPARATIONS for this weekend’s first round of Narcozep Cup fixtures will be under extra pressure with the introduction of Real Threat.

Made up of the best unsigned players, Real Threat was introduced this season to make up numbers in the cup group draw.

With names like Jonny Howson, Philipp Wollschied and Chancel Mbemba, it’s hard to imagine any manager signing the Real Threat XI in the August auction without being ridiculed for lack of ambition.

Yet a points tally that would put them third in the table means the side are literally a Real Threat, particularly since this year’s cup will be measured on points scored in a week rather than goals.

Scraping up an average of around 20 points a week, Hairy Fadjeetas go into the Narcozep Cup group A curtain raiser this weekend as firm underdogs against the newcomers, who would average more than 30.

More managers will be concerned. Only Young Boys outscore Real Threat in group A, and just two qualification places are available.

All of which means Cowley Casuals or Dynamo Charlton could find themselves up against former players – their ‘rejects’ even – in a semi final showdown should Real Threat progress.

Most of all Kenna HQ concern levels could rise dramatically. If Real Threat go on to win the cup the managerial fallout will be apocalyptic.

“I’m not concerned,” said the chairman, eying his cocktail cabinet pensively before breakfast. “If Real Threat do somehow qualify, and admittedly it looks likely considering the opposition in group A, the team will be disbanded ahead of the second transfer window in early February and picked again after that.

“I’m sure after the second window managers will have signed all the best players ‘from the pot’. The managerial quality and foresight in the Kenna is….ah.”

Real Threat

Wayne Hennessey – Crystal Palace goalkeeper – 24 points
Gareth McAuley – West Brom defender – 41 points
Philipp Wollschied – Stoke defender – 31 points
Sebastian Prodl – Watford defender – 27 points
Chancel Mbemba – Newcastle defender – 25 points
Manuel Lanzini – West Ham midfielder – 38 points
Jonny Howson – Norwich midfielder – 37 points
Gerard Deulofeu – Everton midfielder – 37 points (formerly of Cowley Casuals)
Steven Davis – Southampton midfielder – 31 points
Jermaine Defoe – Sunderland striker – 34 points (formerly of Dynamo Charlton)
Wilfred Bony – Manchester City – 32 points (formerly of Cowley Casuals)

Total points: 366

Narcozep Cup fixtures – this weekend

Narcozep Cup – knockout stage

Kenna table – week 12

Weekly scores

		Manager	Points	Goals
1	Thieving Magpies	Phil	38	1
2	Newington Reds	Ben D	29	1
3	Hairy Fadjeetas	Aiden	29	1
4	Dynamo Charlton	Alex	29	0
5	Team Panda	George	28	1
6	Headless Chickens	John N	28	0
7	Young Boys	Andrew D	27	1
8	Wandsworth Network Solutions	Will	26	2
9	Northern Monkeys	Hugo	25	1
10	FC Tescticuladew	James N	25	1
11	Lokomotiv Leeds	Ben S	23	0
12	KS West Green	Stix	23	0
13	Bala Rinas	Lewis	22	0
14	ISIL	Abdi	21	1
15	Carles	Carles	21	1
16	Judean People’s Front	Sholto	19	0
17	Uncertain	Pete B	19	0
18	Pikey Scum	Jack	18	0
19	Cowley Casuals	Stu	17	0
		Points	Player
	Player of the week	9	Bertrand, R – SOT – DEF
		Club	KS West Green

FOOTBALL managers across England’s top flight prepared themselves for weeks of gloating as Young Boys of Vauxhall increased their lead in the Kenna League.

A brace from Ryad Mahrez and a goal from Romelu Lukaku meant the south London club put 27 points between them and closest challengers Bala Rinas.

For Kenna veterans, Young Boys’ dominance can only mean one thing: increased levels of crowing from the manager.

True to form, he took to social media platform Twitter yesterday….

@jeffkennaleague never mind all this, where’s the latest Kenna table? I want to see how far I’m ahead

— Andrew Denney (@andenney) November 6, 2015

Asked for his thoughts on the tweet in a press conference this morning, the Bala Rinas manager said: “My side is putting in good displays with Payet and Pelle playing well. We hope to chase down the leaders eventually, if only to shut the guy up.”

The Judean Peoples’ Front manager, fierce rivals of Young Boys, was more openly hostile: “Who does the Young Boys manager think he is? His team has played well for a third of a season in four years. It hardly constitutes managerial genius.

“The Mahrez signing was complete dumb luck, but he’s touting it around like it’s some sort of tactical foresight. Bellend.”

As a neutral observer, the Kenna chairman remained impartial: “Never trust a man with a toy horse racing set and an Italian girlfriend.”

Kenna table – week 11

Weekly scores

		Manager	Points	Goals
1	Young Boys	Andrew D	47	3
2	Thieving Magpies	Phil	47	3
3	Pikey Scum	Jack	43	3
4	Newington Reds	Ben D	39	2
5	Bala Rinas	Lewis	38	1
6	Dynamo Charlton	Alex	32	1
7	Cowley Casuals	Stu	31	1
8	Team Panda	George	29	2
9	Lokomotiv Leeds	Ben S	29	0
10	Judean People’s Front	Sholto	28	1
11	Headless Chickens	John N	23	1
12	Wandsworth Network Solutions	Will	21	0
13	Carles	Carles	20	1
14	Hairy Fadjeetas	Aiden	19	1
15	Northern Monkeys	Hugo	19	0
16	KS West Green	Stix	19	0
17	Uncertain	Pete B	18	0
18	FC Tescticuladew	James N	17	0
19	ISIL	Abdi	5	0
		Points	Player
	Player of the week	23	Kone, A – EVE – STR
		Club	Thieving Magpies

THE Jeff Kenna League chairman has expressed ‘shock and disappointment’ his efforts are not shortlisted in a prestigious blog awards. 

Arseblog and Caughtoffside are among the four blogs announced this week as finalists in the sports category of the inaugural Vuelio Blog Awards. The ceremony is to be held on Friday 27 November in the City of London.

The chairman said: “As the chronicler of London’s leading pub-based fantasy football league, I can only express shock and disappointment at not being recognised in these awards.

“We are at the forefront of (mostly) coherent blogs about fantasy football leagues, away from the mass marketing devices of national media. We are doing something new in a realm of the unexplored. We are literally penetrating white space.

“To be snubbed in this manner is inexplicable.”

From humble beginnings in The Old Bank of England on Fleet Street, ‘the Kenna’ – as it’s become known to managers – has risen to preeminence. In the summer the league celebrated its 11th anniversary.

Growing from just eight managers to around 20 in the last few seasons, the Kenna has provided a home for armchair tacticians with a passion for football and sitting in licensed premises for hours on end trying not get so drunk they forfeit their best player under the notorious Titus Bramble ruling.

Asked whether he will attend the black tie awards ceremony, the chairman said: “Well, at least those copycats from the Marion Pahars League haven’t been shortlisted either.

“And I suppose they’ll be serving a glass of fizz or two.”

Kenna table – week 10

Weekly scores

		Manager	Points	Goals
1	Pikey Scum	Jack	36	4
2	Thieving Magpies	Phil	36	0
3	Dynamo Charlton	Alex	33	2
4	Newington Reds	Ben D	32	0
5	Young Boys	Andrew D	31	0
6	Northern Monkeys	Hugo	30	1
7	Cowley Casuals	Stu	29	2
8	Carles	Carles	28	3
9	Lokomotiv Leeds	Ben S	23	1
10	Judean People’s Front	Sholto	23	1
11	Wandsworth Network Solutions	Will	23	0
12	Bala Rinas	Lewis	22	1
13	Team Panda	George	21	1
14	Hairy Fadjeetas	Aiden	17	1
15	KS West Green	Stix	17	0
16	Uncertain	Pete B	16	0
17	Headless Chickens	John N	15	0
18	ISIL	Abdi	13	0
19	FC Tescticuladew	James N	12	0
		Points	Player
	Player of the week	20	Kane, H – TOT – STR
		Club	Carles

DYNAMO Charlton are thought to be lining up a £50m bid Anthony Martial at tomorrow’s Kenna transfer window, it emerged tonight.

Having waved ‘cheerio’ to global brand Jermaine Defoe, the Dynamo manager is unhindered by the Titus Bramble ruling and any rival with a war chest to challenge his own.

The stage is set for Dynamo Charlton to make shorter work of the season’s first transfer window than a cartoon superhero calling upon ‘speed of the puma’ to punch the Spaniard (pictured).

Nearly 50 points off leaders Young Boys, Dynamo have been desperate for goals and snaffling Martial will put the manager firmly in the chase for his debut league title.

The Young Boys manager released just one player, John Terry, who is officially Bramble-tied with Pedro and unofficially still in the doghouse for making an indecent proposal to the Catalan winger’s wife.

The YB boss will join many others in the hunt for one of Craig Cathcart, Allan Nyom and Sebastian Prodl, all of whom has made an overachieving start to the campaign.

Striker Jamie Vardy, midfielder Cheikhou Kouyate and defender Craig Dawson are also among targets likely to attract ludicrously overinflated bids when the league gathers in the Rugby Tavern, Bloomsbury from 6.30pm.

A total of 14 managers claimed the full £10m transfer window bonus by posting their released players to Kenna HQ by Wednesday’s deadline. Two sides claimed the £5m boon for a digital communication to administrators.

The managers of Just Put Carles, Judean Peoples’ Front and Uncertain all failed to interact at all with Kenna HQ. Only by releasing a one permitted wildcard player can they hope to do any business tomorrow.

Remaining budgets and available players were published tonight exclusively on KennaLeague.com.

Remaining budgets

Team	Manager	Budget (£m)	Bonus (£m)	Total (£m)
Dynamo Charlton	Alex	40.5	10	50.5
Cowley Casuals	Stu	33.5	10	43.5
Hairy Fadjeetas	Aiden	31	10	41
Uncertain	Pete	35	0	35
Northern Monkeys	Hugo	20.5	10	30.5
Pikey Scum	Jack	19.5	10	29.5
Lokomotiv Leeds	Ben S	16	10	26
Wandsworth Network Solutions	Will	16	10	26
ISIL	Abdi	16	10	26
Thieving Magpies	Phil	11.5	10	21.5
Team Panda	George	16	5	21
KS West Green	Stix	9	10	19
Walthamstow Reds	Dudley	9	10	19
Bala Rinas	Lewis	5	10	15
FC Testiculadew	James N	4.5	10	14.5
Headless Chickens	John N	8.5	5	13.5
Young Boys	Denney	1	10	11
Judean Peoples’ Front	Sholto	9.5	0	9.5
Just Put Carles	Carles	4	0	4

Player list (spreadsheet available here)

Player	POS	Team	Total Goals	Total Points	Team	Status
Mahrez, R	MID	LEI	5	50	Young Boys
Vardy, J	STR	LEI	6	48
Lukaku, R	STR	EVE	4	46	Young Boys
Kompany, V	DEF	MCY	2	43	Headless Chickens
Payet, D	MID	WHM	3	41	Bala Rinas
Mata, J	MID	MUN	3	40	Wandsworth Network Solutions
Wilson, C	STR	BOU	5	39	Thieving Magpies	Released
Kolarov, A	DEF	MCY	1	39	Dynamo Charlton
Barkley, R	MID	EVE	2	38	Judean People’s Front
Sagna, B	DEF	MCY	0	38	ISIL
Pelle, G	STR	SOT	4	38	Bala Rinas
Sanchez, A	STR	ARS	3	37	Carles
Hart, J	GK	MCY	0	36	Thieving Magpies
Sakho, D	STR	WHM	3	35	Young Boys
Gomis, B	STR	SWA	4	34	KS West Green
Dier, E	DEF	TOT	2	34	Bala Rinas
Mangala, E	DEF	MCY	0	33	Bala Rinas
Redmond, N	MID	NOR	3	33	Cowley Casuals
Mane, S	MID	SOT	1	33	Cowley Casuals
Alderweireld, T	DEF	TOT	1	33	Judean People’s Front
Ighalo, O	STR	WAT	4	33
Dawson, C	DEF	WBA	1	33
Smalling, C	DEF	MUN	0	32	Young Boys
Ayew, A	MID	SWA	3	32	Bala Rinas
Monreal, N	DEF	ARS	0	31	Young Boys
Toure, Y	MID	MCY	2	31	Judean People’s Front
Hoolahan, W	MID	NOR	1	31	Hairy Fadjeetas
Darmian, M	DEF	MUN	0	30	Newington Reds
Tadic, D	MID	SOT	3	30	FC Tescticuladew
Soares, C	DEF	SOT	0	30	Northern Monkeys
Gomes, H	GK	WAT	0	30
Cresswell, A	DEF	WHM	0	30	Newington Reds
Kouyate, C	MID	WHM	3	30
Bellerin, H	DEF	ARS	0	28	Dynamo Charlton
Morrison, J	MID	WBA	2	28
Myhill, B	GK	WBA	0	28
Hazard, E	MID	CHE	1	27	Northern Monkeys
Kone, A	STR	EVE	2	27
Kane, H	STR	TOT	1	27	Carles
McAuley, G	DEF	WBA	0	27
Cech, P	GK	ARS	0	26	Cowley Casuals
Jagielka, P	DEF	EVE	0	26	Northern Monkeys
Howard, T	GK	EVE	0	26	Uncertain
Albrighton, M	MID	LEI	1	26	Dynamo Charlton
Shaw, L	DEF	MUN	0	26	Cowley Casuals	Released
Diouf, M	STR	STO	3	26	Pikey Scum
Vertonghen, J	DEF	TOT	0	26	Newington Reds
Lloris, H	GK	TOT	0	26	Headless Chickens
Cathcart, C	DEF	WAT	0	26
Giroud, O	STR	ARS	3	25	Team Panda
Clyne, N	DEF	LIV	0	25	Thieving Magpies
Arnautovic, M	MID	STO	1	25
Deeney, T	STR	WAT	0	25	Northern Monkeys
Nyom, A	DEF	WAT	0	25
Prodl, S	DEF	WAT	0	25
Gestede, R	STR	AVL	3	24	Cowley Casuals
Stones, J	DEF	EVE	0	24	Newington Reds
Drinkwater, D	MID	LEI	0	24
Stekelenburg, M	GK	SOT	0	24	Young Boys
Taylor, N	DEF	SWA	0	24	Wandsworth Network Solutions
Walker, K	DEF	TOT	0	24
Reid, W	DEF	WHM	0	24	Pikey Scum
Ozil, M	MID	ARS	0	23	Newington Reds
Fabregas, C	MID	CHE	0	23	Carles
Dann, S	DEF	CRY	1	23	Team Panda
Sako, B	MID	CRY	2	23
Naismith, S	STR	EVE	3	23
Coleman, S	DEF	EVE	0	23	FC Tescticuladew
Galloway, B	DEF	EVE	0	23
Mignolet, S	GK	LIV	0	23	KS West Green
Silva, D	MID	MCY	0	23	Team Panda
Martial, A	STR	MUN	3	23
Wijnaldum, G	MID	NEW	2	23	Northern Monkeys
Martin, R	DEF	NOR	3	23
Targett, M	DEF	SOT	0	23
Lens, J	MID	SUN	1	23	Young Boys
Williams, A	DEF	SWA	0	23	Headless Chickens
Naughton, K	DEF	SWA	0	23
Davies, B	DEF	TOT	0	23	Cowley Casuals
Noble, M	MID	WHM	2	23
Tomkins, J	DEF	WHM	0	23	Team Panda
Sinclair, S	MID	AVL	2	22	FC Tescticuladew
Benteke, C	STR	LIV	2	22	Dynamo Charlton
Skrtel, M	DEF	LIV	0	22	Judean People’s Front
Gomez, J	DEF	LIV	0	22	Uncertain
Blind, D	MID	MUN	1	22	Carles
Romero, S	GK	MUN	0	22	FC Tescticuladew	Released
Brady, R	MID	NOR	1	22
Defoe, J	STR	SUN	2	22	Dynamo Charlton	Released
Rondon, S	STR	WBA	1	22
Willian	MID	CHE	1	21	Team Panda
Puncheon, J	MID	CRY	0	21	KS West Green
Cabaye, Y	MID	CRY	2	21	FC Tescticuladew
Aguero, S	STR	MCY	1	21	KS West Green
Fernandinho	MID	MCY	2	21
Depay, M	MID	MUN	1	21	Pikey Scum
Fonte, J	DEF	SOT	0	21	Dynamo Charlton
Sigurdsson, G	MID	SWA	1	21	Pikey Scum
Fabianski, L	GK	SWA	0	21	Team Panda
Olsson, J	DEF	WBA	0	21	ISIL
Walcott, T	MID	ARS	2	20	FC Tescticuladew
Pedro	MID	CHE	1	20	Young Boys
Zaha, W	MID	CRY	1	20	Dynamo Charlton
Coutinho, P	MID	LIV	1	20	Newington Reds
Lovren, D	DEF	LIV	0	20
Sterling, R	MID	MCY	1	20	Hairy Fadjeetas
Rooney, W	STR	MUN	1	20	Uncertain
Chadli, N	MID	TOT	1	20	Hairy Fadjeetas
Lamela, E	MID	TOT	1	20	Pikey Scum
Koscielny, L	DEF	ARS	0	19	Pikey Scum
Gabriel	DEF	ARS	0	19
Francis, S	DEF	BOU	0	19	Lokomotiv Leeds
Ward, J	DEF	CRY	2	19	Lokomotiv Leeds
Milner, J	MID	LIV	1	19	Team Panda
Ward-Prowse, J	MID	SOT	0	19	Lokomotiv Leeds
Berahino, S	STR	WBA	2	19	Hairy Fadjeetas
Ogbonna, A	DEF	WHM	0	19	FC Tescticuladew
Costa, D	STR	CHE	1	18	Headless Chickens
Matic, N	MID	CHE	1	18	ISIL
McArthur, J	MID	CRY	0	18
Souare, P	DEF	CRY	0	18
Cisse, P	STR	NEW	1	18	Judean People’s Front
Jerome, C	STR	NOR	1	18	Northern Monkeys	Released
Yoshida, M	DEF	SOT	0	18	Carles
Walters, J	STR	STO	2	18
Fernandez, F	DEF	SWA	0	18
Amavi, J	DEF	AVL	0	17	Thieving Magpies
Ritchie, M	MID	BOU	1	17	Dynamo Charlton
Cook, S	DEF	BOU	1	17
Okazaki, S	STR	LEI	1	17
Howson, J	MID	NOR	0	17
M’Vila, Y	MID	SUN	1	17
Cazorla, S	MID	ARS	0	16	Judean People’s Front
Grealish, J	MID	AVL	1	16	Young Boys
Westwood, A	MID	AVL	0	16
Richards, M	DEF	AVL	0	16	Team Panda
Azpilicueta, C	DEF	CHE	1	16	Judean People’s Front
Zouma, K	DEF	CHE	1	16
Navas, J	MID	MCY	0	16	Carles
Perez, A	STR	NEW	1	16
van Ginkel, M	MID	STO	0	16
Brunt, C	MID	WBA	0	16	Uncertain
Gosling, D	MID	BOU	1	15
Bolasie, Y	MID	CRY	0	15	Thieving Magpies
McCarthy, J	MID	EVE	0	15	Bala Rinas
de Bruyne, K	MID	MCY	2	15	Lokomotiv Leeds
Eriksen, C	MID	TOT	0	15	Thieving Magpies
Capoue, E	MID	WAT	0	15
Ramsey, A	MID	ARS	0	14	Bala Rinas
Gueye, I	MID	AVL	0	14
Surman, A	MID	BOU	0	14
Sturridge, D	STR	LIV	2	14	Bala Rinas
Moreno, A	DEF	LIV	0	14	Carles
Sissoko, M	MID	NEW	0	14	Uncertain
Anita, V	MID	NEW	0	14
Krul, T	GK	NEW	0	14	Dynamo Charlton
Shelvey, J	MID	SWA	0	14	Dynamo Charlton
Evans, J	DEF	WBA	0	14
McClean, J	MID	WBA	0	14
Moses, V	MID	WHM	1	14
Agbonlahor, G	STR	AVL	0	13
Guzan, B	GK	AVL	0	13	Hairy Fadjeetas
Pugh, M	MID	BOU	1	13
Boruc, A	GK	BOU	0	13
Nasri, S	MID	MCY	1	13	Newington Reds	Released
Mbemba, C	DEF	NEW	0	13
Wanyama, V	MID	SOT	0	13	ISIL	Released
van Dijk, V	DEF	SOT	1	13
Shaqiri, X	MID	STO	0	13
Johnson, G	DEF	STO	0	13	Thieving Magpies
Montero, J	MID	SWA	0	13
Mason, R	MID	TOT	1	13
Anya, I	MID	WAT	0	13	Newington Reds	Released
Jurado, J	MID	WAT	0	13
Fletcher, D	MID	WBA	0	13
Randolph, D	GK	WHM	0	13
Ox-Chamberlain, A	MID	ARS	0	12	Thieving Magpies
Sanchez, C	MID	AVL	0	12
Gradel, M	MID	BOU	0	12	Northern Monkeys	Released
Daniels, C	MID	BOU	0	12
Deulofeu, G	MID	EVE	0	12	Cowley Casuals	Released
Barry, G	MID	EVE	0	12	Wandsworth Network Solutions
Schweinsteiger, B	MID	MUN	0	12	Northern Monkeys	Released
Schneiderlin, M	MID	MUN	0	12	Headless Chickens
Young, A	MID	MUN	0	12	Team Panda
Carrick, M	MID	MUN	0	12	KS West Green
Haidara, M	DEF	NEW	0	12
Dorrans, G	MID	NOR	0	12
Jarvis, M	MID	NOR	1	12
Tettey, A	MID	NOR	0	12
Whelan, G	MID	STO	0	12
Fletcher, S	STR	SUN	1	12	FC Tescticuladew	Released
Lanzini, M	MID	WHM	1	12
Coquelin, F	MID	ARS	0	11
Falcao, R	STR	CHE	1	11	Thieving Magpies
Delaney, D	DEF	CRY	1	11
McCarthy, A	GK	CRY	0	11
de Laet, R	DEF	LEI	1	11
Can, E	MID	LIV	0	11	Lokomotiv Leeds	Released
Davis, S	MID	SOT	0	11
Butland, J	GK	STO	0	11	Lokomotiv Leeds
Cameron, G	DEF	STO	0	11
Cork, J	MID	SWA	0	11
Heung-Min, S	STR	TOT	1	11
Alli, D	MID	TOT	1	11
Lambert, R	STR	WBA	0	11	Team Panda
Yacob, C	MID	WBA	0	11
Obiang, P	MID	WHM	0	11
Oxford, R	DEF	WHM	0	11
Oscar	MID	CHE	1	10	KS West Green
Cahill, G	DEF	CHE	0	10	Pikey Scum
Kelly, M	DEF	CRY	0	10	Uncertain
Hangeland, B	DEF	CRY	0	10
Browning, T	DEF	EVE	0	10
Morgan, W	DEF	LEI	0	10
Ings, D	STR	LIV	1	10	ISIL
Bony, W	STR	MCY	0	10	Cowley Casuals	Released
Herrera, A	MID	MUN	1	10	Judean People’s Front
de Gea, D	GK	MUN	0	10	Bala Rinas
Colback, J	MID	NEW	0	10	KS West Green
Coloccini, F	DEF	NEW	0	10	Hairy Fadjeetas
Obertan, G	MID	NEW	0	10
Whittaker, S	DEF	NOR	1	10
Long, S	STR	SOT	1	10	Wandsworth Network Solutions
Rodwell, J	MID	SUN	0	10
Zarate, M	STR	WHM	1	10
Lescott, J	DEF	AVL	0	9
Bacuna, L	MID	AVL	0	9
Ramires	MID	CHE	1	9
Begovic, A	GK	CHE	0	9
Kante, N	MID	LEI	0	9
Firmino, R	MID	LIV	0	9	Pikey Scum
Leiva, L	MID	LIV	0	9
Janmaat, D	DEF	NEW	1	9	Headless Chickens
Ruddy, J	GK	NOR	0	9
Krkic, B	STR	STO	1	9	Newington Reds	Released
Pieters, E	DEF	STO	0	9	Bala Rinas
Toivonen, O	MID	SUN	0	9
Cattermole, L	MID	SUN	0	9
McManaman, C	MID	WBA	0	9
Gardner, C	MID	WBA	0	9
Gil, C	MID	AVL	1	8
Clark, C	DEF	AVL	0	8	Uncertain
King, J	MID	BOU	0	8
Distin, S	DEF	BOU	0	8
O’Kane, E	MID	BOU	0	8
Ivanovic, B	DEF	CHE	0	8	Wandsworth Network Solutions
Wickham, C	STR	CRY	0	8
Cleverley, T	MID	EVE	0	8	Headless Chickens
King, A	MID	LEI	0	8
Demichelis, M	DEF	MCY	0	8
Iheanacho, K	STR	MCY	1	8	Uncertain
Taylor, S	DEF	NEW	0	8
Rodriguez, J	STR	SOT	0	8	Judean People’s Front
Ireland, S	MID	STO	0	8
Graham, D	STR	SUN	0	8
Watmore, D	MID	SUN	1	8
Watson, B	MID	WAT	0	8
Adrian	GK	WHM	0	8	Wandsworth Network Solutions
Hutton, A	DEF	AVL	0	7
Mikel, J	MID	CHE	0	7
Ulloa, L	STR	LEI	0	7	Pikey Scum	Released
Schmeichel, K	GK	LEI	0	7	Northern Monkeys	Released
Henderson, J	MID	LIV	0	7	Cowley Casuals
Ibe, J	MID	LIV	0	7
Bassong, S	DEF	NOR	0	7	KS West Green
Caulker, S	DEF	SOT	0	7	Team Panda
Joselu	STR	STO	0	7
Muniesa, M	DEF	STO	0	7	Dynamo Charlton
Johnson, A	MID	SUN	0	7	Wandsworth Network Solutions	Released
Larsson, S	MID	SUN	0	7
Rose, D	DEF	TOT	0	7	Northern Monkeys
Dembele, M	MID	TOT	0	7
Behrami, V	MID	WAT	0	7
Abdi, A	MID	WAT	0	7
Chambers, C	DEF	ARS	0	6
Veretout, J	MID	AVL	0	6
Murray, G	STR	BOU	0	6
Tomlin, L	MID	BOU	0	6
Elphick, T	DEF	BOU	0	6
Smith, A	DEF	BOU	0	6
Remy, L	STR	CHE	0	6	Lokomotiv Leeds	Released
Courtois, T	GK	CHE	0	6	Newington Reds	Released
Hennessey, W	GK	CRY	0	6
Dyer, N	MID	LEI	1	6	ISIL	Released
Huth, R	DEF	LEI	0	6	Uncertain
Thauvin, F	MID	NEW	0	6
Eder	STR	SWA	0	6
Sung-Yueng, K	MID	SWA	0	6
Jenkinson, C	DEF	WHM	0	6	Cowley Casuals
Traore, A	MID	AVL	0	5
Mutch, J	MID	CRY	0	5
Lennon, A	MID	EVE	0	5
Inler, G	MID	LEI	0	5
Lallana, A	MID	LIV	0	5	Headless Chickens
Valencia, A	MID	MUN	0	5	ISIL	Released
de Jong, S	MID	NEW	0	5
Romeu, O	MID	SOT	0	5
Afellay, I	MID	STO	0	5
O’Shea, J	DEF	SUN	0	5	KS West Green
Routledge, W	MID	SWA	0	5
N’Jie, C	STR	TOT	0	5
Bentaleb, N	MID	TOT	0	5
Holebas, J	DEF	WAT	0	5
Carroll, A	STR	WHM	0	5	Lokomotiv Leeds
Mertesacker, P	DEF	ARS	0	4	Northern Monkeys	Released
Ayew, J	STR	AVL	0	4
Gayle, D	STR	CRY	0	4
Schlupp, J	DEF	LEI	0	4
Grabban, L	STR	NOR	0	4
O’Neil, G	MID	NOR	0	4
Martina, C	DEF	SOT	0	4
Adam, C	MID	STO	0	4	Headless Chickens
Borini, F	STR	SUN	0	4
Gomez, J	MID	SUN	0	4
Matthews, A	DEF	SUN	0	4
Pantilimon, C	GK	SUN	0	4
van Aanholt, P	DEF	SUN	0	4	Carles
Berghuis, S	STR	WAT	0	4
Arteta, M	MID	ARS	0	3
Richardson, K	DEF	AVL	0	3
Jedinak, M	MID	CRY	0	3
Ledley, J	MID	CRY	0	3
Chung-yong, L	MID	CRY	0	3
Oviedo, B	MID	EVE	0	3
Sakho, M	DEF	LIV	0	3	FC Tescticuladew
Fellaini, M	MID	MUN	0	3	Thieving Magpies	Released
Jones, P	DEF	MUN	0	3	Lokomotiv Leeds
Mitrovic, A	STR	NEW	0	3	FC Tescticuladew
Aarons, R	MID	NEW	0	3
Wollscheid, P	DEF	STO	0	3
Carroll, T	MID	TOT	0	3
Flamini, M	MID	ARS	0	2
Kermorgant, Y	STR	BOU	0	2
Stanislas, J	MID	BOU	0	2
Kenedy	MID	CHE	0	2
Campbell, F	STR	CRY	0	2
Bamford, P	STR	CRY	0	2
Besic, M	MID	EVE	0	2
Funes Mori, R	DEF	EVE	0	2
Fuchs, C	DEF	LEI	0	2	Lokomotiv Leeds	Released
Benalouane, Y	DEF	LEI	0	2
Delph, F	MID	MCY	0	2
Fernando	MID	MCY	0	2
Rojo, M	DEF	MUN	0	2	Hairy Fadjeetas	Released
Tiote, C	MID	NEW	0	2
Hooper, G	STR	NOR	0	2
Mbokani, D	STR	NOR	0	2
Olsson, M	DEF	NOR	0	2
Juanmi	STR	SOT	0	2
Bertrand, R	DEF	SOT	0	2	KS West Green
Odemwingie, P	STR	STO	0	2
Wilson, M	DEF	STO	0	2
Jones, B	DEF	SUN	0	2
Britton, L	MID	SWA	0	2
Vorm, M	GK	TOT	0	2	ISIL	Released
Diamanti, A	MID	WAT	0	2
Ake, N	DEF	WAT	0	2
Gamboa, C	DEF	WBA	0	2
Gibbs, K	DEF	ARS	0	1	Hairy Fadjeetas	Released
Debuchy, M	DEF	ARS	0	1	Wandsworth Network Solutions	Released
Mings, T	DEF	BOU	0	1	Cowley Casuals	Released
Terry, J	DEF	CHE	0	1	Young Boys	Released
Loftus-Cheek, R	MID	CHE	0	1
Mirallas, K	MID	EVE	0	1	Hairy Fadjeetas
Gibson, D	MID	EVE	0	1
Kramaric, A	STR	LEI	0	1
Origi, D	STR	LIV	0	1	Wandsworth Network Solutions	Released
Allen, J	MID	LIV	0	1
Roberts, P	MID	MCY	0	1
McNair, P	DEF	MUN	0	1
Wisdom, A	DEF	NOR	0	1
Crouch, P	STR	STO	0	1
Sidwell, S	MID	STO	0	1
Barrow, M	STR	SWA	0	1
Bartley, K	DEF	SWA	0	1
Townsend, A	MID	TOT	0	1	Wandsworth Network Solutions	Released
Pritchard, A	MID	TOT	0	1
Ibarbo, V	STR	WAT	0	1
Guedioura, A	MID	WAT	0	1
Anichebe, V	STR	WBA	0	1
Gnabry, S	MID	WBA	0	1
Jelavic, N	STR	WHM	0	1
Collins, J	DEF	WHM	0	1	Carles
Antonio, M	MID	WHM	0	1
Welbeck, D	STR	ARS	0	0	ISIL	Released
Wilshere, J	MID	ARS	0	0	Uncertain
Campbell, J	STR	ARS	0	0
Rosicky, T	MID	ARS	0	0	Lokomotiv Leeds	Released
Ospina, D	GK	ARS	0	0
Reine-Adelaide, J	MID	ARS	0	0
Bielik, K	MID	ARS	0	0
Kozak, L	STR	AVL	0	0
N’Zogbia, C	MID	AVL	0	0
Cole, J	MID	AVL	0	0
Gardner, G	MID	AVL	0	0
Okore, J	DEF	AVL	0	0
Senderos, P	DEF	AVL	0	0
Crespo, J	DEF	AVL	0	0
Ilori, T	DEF	AVL	0	0
Bunn, M	GK	AVL	0	0
Atsu, C	MID	BOU	0	0
Arter, H	MID	BOU	0	0
Rantie, T	STR	BOU	0	0
MacDonald, S	MID	BOU	0	0
Andrade, T	MID	BOU	0	0
Ward, E	DEF	BOU	0	0
Bennett, J	DEF	BOU	0	0
Federici, A	GK	BOU	0	0
Cargill, B	DEF	BOU	0	0
Rahman, B	DEF	CHE	0	0
Djilobodji, P	DEF	CHE	0	0
Blackman, J	GK	CHE	0	0
Chamakh, M	STR	CRY	0	0
Speroni, J	GK	CRY	0	0	Judean People’s Front
Appiah, K	STR	CRY	0	0
Mariappa, A	DEF	CRY	0	0
Fryers, Z	DEF	CRY	0	0
McCarthy, P	DEF	CRY	0	0
Baines, L	DEF	EVE	0	0	Thieving Magpies	Released
Rodriguez, L	STR	EVE	0	0
Osman, L	MID	EVE	0	0
Pienaar, S	MID	EVE	0	0
McGeady, A	MID	EVE	0	0
Holgate, M	DEF	EVE	0	0
Robles, J	GK	EVE	0	0
Hibbert, T	DEF	EVE	0	0
James, M	MID	LEI	0	0
Dodoo, J	MID	LEI	0	0
Hammond, D	MID	LEI	0	0
Wasilewski, M	DEF	LEI	0	0
Simpson, D	DEF	LEI	0	0
Schwarzer, M	GK	LEI	0	0
Enrique, J	DEF	LIV	0	0
Toure, K	DEF	LIV	0	0
Flanagan, J	DEF	LIV	0	0
Rossiter, J	MID	LIV	0	0
Teixeira, J	MID	LIV	0	0
Sinclair, J	STR	LIV	0	0
Bogdan, A	GK	LIV	0	0
Otamendi, N	DEF	MCY	0	0
Zabaleta, P	DEF	MCY	0	0	Young Boys
Clichy, G	DEF	MCY	0	0	FC Tescticuladew
Wright, R	GK	MCY	0	0
Wilson, J	STR	MUN	0	0
Valdes, V	GK	MUN	0	0
Lingard, J	MID	MUN	0	0
Pereira, A	MID	MUN	0	0
Powell, N	MID	MUN	0	0
Johnstone, S	GK	MUN	0	0
Riviere, E	STR	NEW	0	0
Gouffran, Y	MID	NEW	0	0
Marveaux, S	MID	NEW	0	0
Williamson, M	DEF	NEW	0	0
Dummett, P	DEF	NEW	0	0
Lascelles, J	DEF	NEW	0	0
Mbabu, K	DEF	NEW	0	0
Darlow, K	GK	NEW	0	0
Good, C	DEF	NEW	0	0
Elliot, R	GK	NEW	0	0
Lafferty, K	STR	NOR	0	0
Mulumbu, Y	MID	NOR	0	0
Bennett, E	MID	NOR	0	0
Bennett, R	DEF	NOR	0	0
Rudd, D	GK	NOR	0	0
Kean, J	GK	NOR	0	0
Clasie, J	MID	SOT	0	0
Forster, F	GK	SOT	0	0
Ramirez, G	MID	SOT	0	0
Isgrove, L	MID	SOT	0	0
Gardos, F	DEF	SOT	0	0
Reed, H	MID	SOT	0	0
Hesketh, J	MID	SOT	0	0
Davis, K	GK	SOT	0	0
McCarthy, J	DEF	SOT	0	0
Gazzaniga, P	GK	SOT	0	0
Bardsley, P	DEF	STO	0	0	ISIL	Released
Shawcross, R	DEF	STO	0	0	Judean People’s Front
El Ouriachi, M	MID	STO	0	0
Given, S	GK	STO	0	0	Carles
Teixeira, D	DEF	STO	0	0
Haugaard, J	GK	STO	0	0
Brown, W	DEF	SUN	0	0	ISIL	Released
Bridcutt, L	MID	SUN	0	0
Buckley, W	MID	SUN	0	0
Mavrias, C	MID	SUN	0	0
Yedlin, D	DEF	SUN	0	0
Mannone, V	GK	SUN	0	0
Roberge, V	DEF	SUN	0	0
Emnes, M	STR	SWA	0	0
Rangel, A	DEF	SWA	0	0	Hairy Fadjeetas
Grimes, M	MID	SWA	0	0
Tabanou, F	DEF	SWA	0	0
Amat, J	DEF	SWA	0	0
Nordfeldt, K	GK	SWA	0	0
Tremmel, G	GK	SWA	0	0
Fazio, F	DEF	TOT	0	0
Trippier, K	DEF	TOT	0	0	KS West Green	Released
Wimmer, K	DEF	TOT	0	0
Paredes, JC	DEF	WAT	0	0
Oulare, O	STR	WAT	0	0
Britos, M	DEF	WAT	0	0
Byers, G	MID	WAT	0	0
Smith, C	MID	WAT	0	0
Jakubiak, A	STR	WAT	0	0
Doherty, J	DEF	WAT	0	0
Mensah, B	STR	WAT	0	0
Doyley, L	DEF	WAT	0	0
Ekstrand, J	DEF	WAT	0	0
Hoban, T	DEF	WAT	0	0
Arlauskis, G	GK	WAT	0	0
Gilmartin, R	GK	WAT	0	0
Sessegnon, S	MID	WBA	0	0
Foster, B	GK	WBA	0	0	Pikey Scum	Released
Lindegaard, A	GK	WBA	0	0
Pocognoli, S	DEF	WBA	0	0
Valencia, E	STR	WHM	0	0
Song, A	MID	WHM	0	0
Amalfitano, M	MID	WHM	0	0
Cullen, J	MID	WHM	0	0
Hendrie, S	DEF	WHM	0	0
O’Brien, J	DEF	WHM	0	0
Lee, E	STR	WHM	0	0
Henry, D	DEF	WHM	0	0
Spiegel, R	GK	WHM	0	0
Caballero, W	GK	MCY	0	-1
Kaboul, Y	DEF	SUN	0	-1
Coates, S	DEF	SUN	0	-1
Chester, J	DEF	WBA	0	-2
Austin, C	STR	QPR	0	0	Newington Reds	Released
Cissokho, A	DEF	POR	0	0	Wandsworth Network Solutions	Released
Benzema, K	STR	RMA	0	0	Hairy Fadjeetas

Kenna table – week 7

Weekly scores

		Manager	Points	Goals
1	Bala Rinas	Lewis	48	3
2	Young Boys	Andrew D	48	3
3	Cowley Casuals	Stu	37	4
4	Pikey Scum	Jack	36	4
5	Carles	Carles	35	4
6	Team Panda	George	32	3
7	Newington Reds	Ben D	31	0
8	FC Tescticuladew	James N	26	3
9	Lokomotiv Leeds	Ben S	26	1
10	Judean People’s Front	Sholto	25	1
11	Wandsworth Network Solutions	Will	20	1
12	Uncertain	Pete B	20	1
13	Northern Monkeys	Hugo	19	1
14	Thieving Magpies	Phil	19	0
15	Hairy Fadjeetas	Aiden	16	1
16	KS West Green	Stix	14	0
17	Dynamo Charlton	Alex	10	0
18	ISIL	Abdi	8	0
19	Headless Chickens	John N	7	0
		Points	Player
	Player of the week	20	Sanchez, A – ARS – STR
		Club	Carles