LIKE KING Kenny’s chances of being down with the kids of Brixton, the season is well and truly over.
To complement January’s big mid-season review, the Kenna has added the second half’s performance chart to the mix (below).
Back in early January, Lokomotiv Leeds had enjoyed a prosperous Christmas and dislodged FC Testiculadew from the top of the table.
FCT’s response was emphatic.
Producing what will probably turn out to be one of the highest-scoring months in Kenna history, Wayne Rooney & co were so rampant for the first four weeks of the calendar year that their manager wasn’t even inclined to attend the February transfer window.
Having lost Yaya Touré to the battlefields of Africa, Lokomotiv’s form nosedived in January and February, leaving FCT to sail over the line.
Meanwhile at the other end, Polonia Forsyth didn’t exceed average performance for the entire season.
Lurliners, Vasco De Beauvoir and the Dan Terry Seduction almost joined them.
So what does the aristocrat of Match of the Day punditry make of all this?
“Pace. Power. Determination. FC Testiculadew have it all in hatfuls.
“Solid at the back. Tight in midfield. When they get the ball in the final third, they’ve got that killer pass that makes all the difference.
“If I were to describe them in one word, it would be ‘quality’.
“When I was at Liverpool…”
We’re sure Alan will be back to provide some more insightful analysis in the near future.
