HUGO Lloris may still be struggling to remember his daughter’s name and feeding his cat drawing pins after Sunday’s knock to the head, but the clean sheet means he’s made it into the Kenna team of the season so far.
Unusually for a Frenchman, the FC Testiculadew goalkeeper represents one of the best value for money of the eleven over performers, scoring 45 points for his £500k auction price tag.
Yaya Toure is the most cost-effective purchase with 57 points for his £500k. Alongside Leighton Baines, the Ivorian midfielder is one of two players featuring for league leaders Headless Chickens.
Defenders Dejan Lovren (Team Panda Rules OK) and Winston Reid (Dulwich Red Sox) are the season’s surprise packages, notching up a combined 94 points for £17m.
Like Reid, St Reatham FC‘s Kyle Walker also scored 44 points but missed out on selection due to his larger £17m signing fee.
Sergio Aguero (KS West Green) is so far repaying his manager’s £39m with 73 points. The player of the week is also the league’s top scorer.
Kenna team of the season so far
Points: 551
Value: £170m
Goalkeeper
Hugo Lloris (£0.5m) – FC Testiculadew – 45
Defenders
Dejan Lovren (£8.5m) – Team Panda Rules OK – 50
Leighton Baines (£17m) – Headless Chickens – 49
Jan Vertonghen (£7m) – Northern Monkeys – 45
Winston Reid (£8.5m) – Dulwich Red Sox – 44
Midfielders
Yaya Toure (£0.5m) – Headless Chickens – 57
Samir Nasri (£11m) – Piedmonte – 46
Eden Hazard (£34m) – Hairy Fadjeetas – 42
Oscar (£24m) – Dulwich Red Sox – 40
Strikers
Sergio Aguero (£39m) – KS West Green – 73
Olivier Giroud (£20m) – Team Panda Rules OK – 60
Canesten Combi Cup group stage – round one
League table
Weekly scores
| Manager | Points | Goals | ||
| 1 | Hairy Fadjeetas | Aiden | 39 | 3 |
| 2 | Still Don’t Know Yet | Pete | 38 | 1 |
| 3 | Headless Chickens | John N | 36 | 2 |
| 4 | KS West Green | Stix | 32 | 1 |
| 5 | FC Testiculadew | James N | 31 | 1 |
| 6 | Northern Monkeys | Hugo | 30 | 2 |
| 7 | Piedmonte | Phil | 30 | 0 |
| 8 | Rapids De Cullons CF | Jorge | 28 | 2 |
| 9 | Judean Peoples Front | Sholto | 28 | 1 |
| 10 | Spartak Mogadishu | Abdi | 27 | 0 |
| 11 | St. Reatham FC | Mike | 26 | 1 |
| 12 | Just put Carles | Carles | 25 | 1 |
| 13 | Team Panda Rules OK | George | 25 | 1 |
| 14 | Dulwich Red Sox | Luke | 24 | 0 |
| 15 | Young Boys | Denney | 24 | 0 |
| 16 | Newington Reds | Dudley | 23 | 1 |
| 17 | Dynamo Charlton | Alex | 21 | 0 |
| 18 | Pikey Scum | Jack | 17 | 0 |
| 19 | Sporting Lesbian | Ben M | 16 | 0 |
| 20 | Lokomotiv Leeds | Ben S | 15 | 0 |
| 21 | This is Sparta…Prague | Rich | 15 | 0 |
| 22 | Bala Rinas | Lewis | 14 | 0 |
| 23 | PSV Mornington | El Pons | 10 | 1 |
| Points | Player | |||
| Player of the week | 16 | Aguero, S – MCY – STR | ||
| Club | KS West Green |
