A belligerent Young Boys manager claimed his side were guaranteed a place in the semi finals after being drawn to league strugglers PSV Mornington.
“Easy! Easy!” chanted the YB boss after Friday’s draw was made on Twitter.
“My Young Boys don’t have much experience of semis, but they train hard, so I’m quietly confident,” he crowed on the social media platform.
Should they progress, YB face the tough prospect of either league leaders FC Testiculadew or third-placed Newington Reds.
In the other side of the knockout stages, Dynamo Charlton will play Hairy Fadjeetas in what commentators are dubbing ‘The Ambulance News Derby’.
“This is a real grudge match for my beautiful fadges,” said the Fadjeetas boss, stroking Fernando Torres hair as the Spaniard wept into his lap.
The winners will face either in-form Pikey Scum or Pavel Pogrebnyak’s Headless Chickens.
Quarter final dates
Leg one – Wednesday 7 March
Leg two – Wednesday 28 March
