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Manager: Mr Ramon Pons Condom (CAT)
Since: 2009
Trophy cabinet: empty
Sympathies: Barcelona
| de Gea, D | MUN | £16m |
| Cahill, G | BOL | £15m |
| Salgado, M | BLR | £6m |
| Brown, W | SUN | £6m |
| Savic, S | MCY | £0.5m |
| Lampard, F | CHE | £28m |
| Murphy, D | FUL | £12m |
| Ben Arfa, H | NEW | £0.5m |
| Song, A | ARS | £3m |
| Defoe, J | TOT | £12m |
| Saha, L | EVE | £0.5m |
| £99.5m |
Things are finally happening for the PSV Mornington manager.
After seeing his striker Jermaine Defoe pick up a goal and assist (10 points), the PSV boss looked optimistic and relaxed in his post-match interview on Sunday.
Currently lying seventh in the table, the highest place since joining the Kenna in 2009, PSV’s three years of faith in the diminutive target man ultimately seems to have paid off.
The interview was in stark contrast to the manager’s humble apology in May, after they spent most of the season at the bottom of the table.
“The first thing I spoke to Jermaine after the game on Sunday was ‘¿Dónde puñeta has estado? En el pasado, haces lo que le sale de los cajones, y ahora es la verga andando!‘
“I think he understands what I meant,” said the PSV manager, grabbing his crotch.
On the last week’s evidence, PSV look to have some form in the team with David De Gea and Danny Murphy both setting out markers.
The question remains whether ‘El Jefe’ can keep getting enough out of his team to challenge the 17-goal dominance of FC Testiculadew.
Arteta and Barton’s scores will be fully updated by next week’s update.
The Vasco De Beauvoir boss was tempted to do his own ‘Poznan’ in the Johnny Haynes stand as Sergio Aguero (12 points) added to his remarkable string of performances.
The Argentine striker was ably assisted by Just Put Carles‘ Silva (5 points) and FC Testiculadew‘s Dzeko (5 points).
Fulham players looked incapable of picking up any points in the first hour, as they kept tight and let City stroke the ball around in their half.
However, after that JPC picked up a Zamora goal (7 points) and PSV Mornington celebrated a Danny Murphy strike in the 75th minute (7 points).
Young Boys (Kompany), Thieving Magpies (Lescott), Pikey Scum (Richards), Headless Chickens (Clichy) and the club formally known as The Dan Terry Seduction (Hart) will all be thoroughly annoyed that they failed to pick up six points for a clean sheet.
In what must be a Kenna first, all the players booked (Sidwell and Barry) were unsigned.