Jermaine Defoe and Louis Saha playing paper, scissors, stone to see who’ll stay at PSV Mornington.
Vedran Corluka’s personal belongings being thrown out of a first-floor, terraced-house window by a teary-eyed Polonia Forsyth boss.
Andrey Asharvin in a cravat and smoking jacket telling the Hairy Fadjeetas gaffer “I go Mother Russia where make small tax and cheap car insurance”.
Just some of the footage we’d like to bring you today ahead of 12pm’s transfer submission deadline.
Instead, it’s the picture of the half-dressed girl with the developed quad again.
And Jim White making a rac1st slip of the tongue on live television.
“If you want to do business on Friday night send in your unwanted players by 12pm, otherwise you won’t be doing any business on Friday night,” said the Chairman while mixing cement in a disused warehouse.
