Immediately identify Kenna players in London clubs: Arsenal, Chelsea, Fulham, QPR, Spurs and West Ham
Arsenal
Szczesny, W |
GK |
Wandsworth Window Lickers |
£19m |
Gibbs, K |
DEF |
Sporting Lesbian |
£15m |
Sagna, B |
DEF |
Pikey Scum |
£11m |
Koscielny, L |
DEF |
Spartak Mogadishu |
£17m |
Vermaelen, T |
DEF |
Newington Reds |
£17m |
Squillaci, S |
DEF |
Judean Peoples’ Front |
£0.5m |
Santos, A |
DEF |
Woking |
£2.5m |
Rosicky, T |
MID |
Vasco De Beauvoir |
£1.5m |
Walcott, T |
MID |
Headless Chickens |
£17m |
Chamberlain, A |
MID |
Dynamo Charlton |
£8.5m |
Arteta, M |
MID |
Just put Carles |
£16m |
Cazorla, S |
MID |
Northern Monkeys |
£7.5m |
Giroud, O |
STR |
Lokomotiv Leeds |
£6m |
Gervinho |
STR |
Greendale Rockets |
£0.5m |
Chamakh, M |
STR |
Hairy Fadjeetas |
£16.5m |
Podolski, L |
STR |
FC Testicluadew |
£11m |
Chelsea
Cech, P |
GK |
Headless Chickens |
£19m |
Ivanovic, B |
DEF |
Lokomotiv Leeds |
£10m |
Cahill, G |
DEF |
Pikey Scum |
£7.5m |
Cole, A |
DEF |
Judean Peoples’ Front |
£17m |
Terry, J |
DEF |
Northern Monkeys |
£14m |
Luiz, D |
DEF |
FC Testicluadew |
£3m |
Mata, J |
MID |
PSV Mornington |
£28m |
Marin, M |
MID |
Sporting Lesbian |
£0.5m |
Ramires |
MID |
Vasco De Beauvoir |
£12m |
Meireles, R |
MID |
Greendale Rockets |
£6m |
Oscar |
MID |
Dynamo Charlton |
£5.5m |
Hazard, E |
MID |
Hairy Fadjeetas |
£26m |
McEachran, J |
MID |
Wandsworth Window Lickers |
£9m |
Moses, V |
MID |
Bala Rinas |
£12m |
Lampard, F |
MID |
Piedmonte |
£16m |
Torres, F |
STR |
Newington Reds |
£37m |
Sturridge, D |
STR |
Just put Carles |
£20m |
Fulham
Schwarzer, M |
GK |
Just put Carles |
£0.5m |
Riise, J |
DEF |
Lokomotiv Leeds |
£10m |
Senderos, P |
DEF |
PSV Mornington |
£5m |
Riether, S |
DEF |
Spartak Mogadishu |
£0.5m |
Hughes, A |
DEF |
Hairy Fadjeetas |
£4m |
Hangeland, B |
DEF |
Northern Monkeys |
£11m |
Frei, K |
MID |
FC Testicluadew |
£5.5m |
Rodallega, H |
STR |
Judean Peoples’ Front |
£0.5m |
QPR
Green, R |
GK |
Piedmonte |
£0.5m |
Fabio |
DEF |
Lokomotiv Leeds |
£0.5m |
Ferdinand, A |
DEF |
Still Don’t Know Yet |
£4m |
Fabio |
DEF |
PSV Mornington |
£5m |
Nelsen, R |
DEF |
Newington Reds |
£0.5m |
Young, L |
DEF |
Dynamo Charlton |
£4m |
Taarabt, A |
MID |
Spartak Mogadishu |
£1m |
W-Phillips, S |
MID |
Greendale Rockets |
£6m |
Park, J |
MID |
Northern Monkeys |
£6m |
Cisse, D |
STR |
Bala Rinas |
£12m |
Zamora, B |
STR |
Wandsworth Window Lickers |
£2m |
Spurs
Friedel, B |
GK |
Northern Monkeys |
£0.5m |
Kaboul, Y |
DEF |
Bala Rinas |
£6.5m |
Dawson, M |
DEF |
Headless Chickens |
£6m |
Walker, K |
DEF |
Just put Carles |
£12m |
Assou-Ekotto, B |
DEF |
Wandsworth Window Lickers |
£7m |
Vertonghen, J |
DEF |
FC Testicluadew |
£13m |
Sigurdsson, G |
MID |
Lokomotiv Leeds |
£20m |
Bale, G |
MID |
Pikey Scum |
£30m |
Modric, L |
MID |
Spartak Mogadishu |
£1m |
Lennon, A |
MID |
Greendale Rockets |
£8.5m |
Parker, S |
MID |
Judean Peoples’ Front |
£0.5m |
van der Vaart, R |
MID |
Piedmonte |
£17m |
Dempsey, C |
MID |
Headless Chickens |
£21m |
Dembele, M |
STR |
Newington Reds |
£2.5m |
Defoe, J |
STR |
Hairy Fadjeetas |
£13m |
West Ham
Jaaskelainen, J |
GK |
Bala Rinas |
£0.5m |
Collins, J |
DEF |
Just put Carles |
£0.5m |
Tomkins, J |
DEF |
Piedmonte |
£3m |
O’Neil, G |
MID |
Still Don’t Know Yet |
£0.5m |
Noble, M |
MID |
PSV Mornington |
£8m |
Nolan, K |
MID |
Spartak Mogadishu |
£5m |
Cole, C |
STR |
Headless Chickens |
£1.5m |
Carroll, A |
STR |
Headless Chickens |
£1m |