Hairy Fadjeetas 2015/16

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Manager: Aiden (Yorkshire)

Twitter name: @Br15land

Since: 2011

Home ground: Bikini Lane

Training facility: The Growler

Trophy cabinet: Empty

Kenna Index rating: 0.576 – 15th
2011/12 – 15th out of 19
2012/13 – 9/20
2013/14 – 13/23
2014/15 – 10/20

Sympathies: Sheffield Wednesday

Darts musicThe Vag1na Song

Season preview in one sentence (on 7 September): Sterling aside, the manager’s auction looks to have gone as well as Karim Benzema’s move to London.

Guzan, B AVL £5m
Zouma, K (TW1) CHE £7m
Rangel, A SWA £0.5m
Coloccini, F NEW £3m
Lovren, D (TW1) LIV £0.5m
Mirallas, K EVE £8m
Chadli, N TOT £5m
Sterling, R MCY £19m
Hoolahan, W NOR £2m
Berahino, S WBA £18m
Vardy, J (TW1) LEI £31m
£99m

First transfer window – Friday 2 October 2015

In -£38.5m
Zouma, K – Chelsea defender – £7m
Lovren, D – Liverpool defender – £0.5m
Vardy, J – Leicester striker – £31m

Out +£4m
Rojo, M – Manchester United defender – £4m (to Cowley Casuals)
Gibbs, K – Arsenal defender – free
Benzema, K – Real Madrid striker – free

Remaining budget: £7.5m

Second transfer window – Friday 5 February 2016

No changes.

Remaining budget: £7.5m

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Hairy Fadjeetas

Manager: Aiden (Yorkshire)

Since: 2011 (committee member, Director of Wry Tweets)

Last season: 15th

Trophy cabinet: Empty (highest league position – last season)

Sympathies: Sheffield Wednesday

Darts music: Hawaii 5-0 theme

Outlook: Up there amongst the best all-time Brambles when the hapless Marouane Chamakh replaced £33m Carlos Tevez, but the Fadges boss recovered well to bring some solid purchases to the club’s Bikini Lane stadium. Paid through the nose for Eden Hazard, but on the evidence of the first game he looks an exciting prospect. Manager yet to prove himself in the domestic arena.

(B) = player awarded under the Titus Brambling ruling

Mignolet, S SUN £5.5m
Skrtel, M LIV £20m
Vidic, N MUN £16m
Williams, A SWA £3.5m
Hughes, A FUL £4m
Hazard, E CHE £26m
Ben Arfa, H NEW £6.5m
Hoolahan, W NOR £2.5m
McCleary, G REA £0.5m
Mirallas, K EVE £18m
Defoe, J TOT £13m
 Total £115.5m

Second transfer window – 1 February 2013

Out     In
Lescott, J MCY £12m Skrtel, M LIV £20m

First transfer window – 26 October 2012

Out     In
Warnock, S AVL £2m Vidic, N MUN £16m
Chamakh M (B) ARS £16.5m Mirallas, K EVE £18m
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Hairy Fadjeetas (second window)

Manager: Mr Aiden Brisland (ENG)

Since: 2011

Trophy cabinet: empty

Sympathies: Sheffield Wednesday

Hennessey, W WLV £4m
Evans, J MUN £7.5m
Jagielka, P EVE £14.5m
Taylor, N SWA £0.5m
Givet, G BLR £3.5m
Etherington, M STO £12.5m
Lennon, A TOT £8.5m
Downing, S LIV £0.5m
Morrison, J WBA £0.5m
Torres, F CHE £27.5m
Ruiz, B FUL £2m
£81.5m
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