Lazy cup results

A Kenna board member announces the new TV deal
"We'll see you on Thursday, Channel 5"

Kenna HQ announced this week that they’ve sold the Cannestan Combi Cup TV rights to Channel 5.

A glamorous unveiling of the new deal, worth £50 and a 1995 Panini sticker of John Solako playing for Crystal Palace, was made in an exclusive central London venue.

The Chairman said: “Being positive about equal rights, we made sure there was a BME guy on stage when we announced the deal. It’s also good for business in the subcontinent.

“We tried to get John Barnes, but he was booked raising awareness for some cause or other.”

Kenna critics have pointed out that the cup is nothing more than a moneyspinner for the administration, and claim that the publication of last week’s table today shows a lack of committment to the competition.

A press release from Kenna HQ said: “The Chairman’s been so busy flying to Ukraine for the Euro 2012 draw that there simply hasn’t been time to post the results.

“The good news, however, is that the Chairman has successfully met with the president of the Polish FA in Kiev to get some advice on securing new premisis for Kenna HQ.

“In the cup last week some stuff happened. We’re pretty sure no one reads this far down anyway, and there are loads of group games left too, so who cares at this stage?”

Cup groups after game two - 29 November 2011
Cup groups after two rounds

cup second round

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Cup draw results

Cannestan Combi Cup
Cannestan Combi Cup fever takes hold

Teams have been drawn for the group stages of this season’s Cannestan Combi Cup, the oldest and most prestigious tournament contest in Kenna history.

With 19 entrants, this season’s group stage sees group D teams only having to play three matches. In all the other groups teams will play four.

The top two teams from each group will progress to a two-leg, knock-out stage, to be drawn at the Feburary window.

League points difference over the group fixtures will decide who progresses in the event of being level on cup points in the group.

Simple.

Cup dates will be announced soon.

Group A

Thieving Magpies

Lokomotiv Leeds

Young Boys of Kilburn

Hairy Fadjeetas

Vasco De Beauvoir

Group B

Just Put Carles

Polonia Forsyth

Bala Rinas

Headless Chickens

Newington Reds

Group C

Superfuzz

PSV Mornington

Dynamo Charlton

Spartak Mogadishu

The Dan Terry Seduction

Group D

Judean Peoples’ Front

FC Testiculadew

Pikey Scum

Lurliners

Cup rules

Over the next three months teams will be will be pitched against each other in pre-selected weeks.

Whoever picks up the most points in that week will earn three cup points. Teams scoring an equal amount will get one a piece.

There are no points for a loss.

Teams equal on cup points at the end of the group stages will be decided on league points difference.

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